...is my cousin.
I love kids, don't get me wrong. I think they're cute and love playing games and giving piggy back rides and all that.
But I swear, on my life, I've never come across anyone as annoying and bratty as my younger cousin. He's your typical spoiled little only-child middle school kid with an i-phone and expensive crap he trashes and never uses. He's always calling his mom annoying and stupid and screams and cries if he doesn't get his way. I had to go to this family thing today so we ended up carpooling with him and his parents...oh my god he doesn't know when to stop. He's constantly going all 'Nora, you're so ugly and fat and mean and dogy and no one likes you. Hahahaaha you're so ugly and a loser and hahaha!' and his mom just tells him to stop and he basically gives her the finger and goes on and on.
Eventually I just snapped and told him straight out to shut the hell up... I really can't do the whole 'ignore' thing...xD
I'm waiting until he finishes up middle school and just gets shoved into a locker freshman year...
WALL OF RANT. So, CC, any brats you know? :P
the brattiest kid you'll ever meet...
...is my cousin.
is the pumpkin king!
@Manson OH MY GOD love your Mechanical Animals reference there with your little Marilyn Manson HA. That's amazing!
I would have beat the kid, no lie. I have 3 sisters and a brother (all younger besides my twin) and they all know that the first ounce of brat I see, they pay for it. I can not stand when children don't learn respect, so I teach them the hard way.
I have a niece like that. She hits other kids AND adults and her mother (my half-sister) just sighs. She chases small kids around when they're actually scared of her (because she hits and pulls hair). She also crawls like a baby (she's nine) and acts like she can't talk, because she has a one year old brother.
Wait by any chance is your cousin named Tristan? I think i use to go to school with him.
Either that or we know 2 different annoying little middle school brats who rub their iphone in peoples face and say they have no life bcause they dont play sports.
Makes me want to take his iphone and shove it up his ass.Little monsters middle school kids are(with a couple exceptions)
is a pumpkin murderer!
Guh. I'd probably have beaten the crap out of the kid.
Ok, I'm an only, but I don't act like that, thank God. Growing up I only got toys if I earned them. ...that was always the rule, even before I was old enough to work and make money so I could have them. So, I never really had "nice things."
My parents finally broke down and bought me an iPhone because they decided since i needed a new cell phone anyway, it'd be cheaper than getting me a laptop for school. I could just use my phone. :/
Now they have the new iPhones, and I still have the old 3.. xD They constantly rub their phones in my face and brag about what it can do. And my mom goes on and on acting like I have the same phone, "omg it's so annoying how I have to go down here to close the program, don't you hate that?"
"Uh, mine doesn't do that. I have the old phone that -can't- multitask."
Needless to say, as someone that's had next to nothing their whole life, aaaand who's clawed her way to everything she's ever gotten, yeah. I'd beat the crap out of the kid.
has ALL of the beanbags!
I would have smacked him and told him he was slightly retarded because his mom made an oops and left him in the car with the windows rolled up during the summer.
Which I guess is why I don't babysit much anymore.
made a living
I probably would have found his iPhone, jailbroke it, did some irreparable damage, and when they take it to the Apple store, they can't do a damn thing about it.
nothing stops the FBI in their tracks like a blocked Twitter account.
He sounds terrible but you know whats worse? A manipulative cousin. My little cousin is the best manipulator ever. She's honed her skills over 10 years and I think there perfected now. She's also a fashion diva, not the wanna be kind, she's very fashionable for a kid her age. But yeah she can lie to Timbuktu without breaking a sweat and you'll believe her. @Ribbon
is a SUPER USER!!!
Yep, the D-bag who lives across the street from me.
He was given an iPod or iPhone or whatever, and then wants to sell it for like 60 bucks.
He came into our house (since my uncle and his family come over and just walk in all the time), and took one of my mom's packs of smokes.
He steals money and recycles pop cans/bottles so that he can get money for pot.
He got kicked out of school and didn't get in trouble because his mom is a loveing idiot.
End of story. Not really, there's a lot more, but I can't think of it all off the top of my head.
WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS MOTHER? SHE JUST LETS HER KID SMOKE POT AND SKIP SCHOOL?
My friend's younger sister is kind of like that. I think she's eight and she's got to be in the top three of worst children I've had to deal with. She's spoiled and ugly to everyone. She throws fits and tantrums like she's two years old and tries to start fights because she can....
For awhile my mother and I were living with her boyfriend and his daughter. She was also about eight and she liked to have screaming across the house at her father at six in the morning while she was getting ready for school. And he never said crap about it.
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My brother is kind of like that.
He'll scream and cry and break whatever he sees if he's told he's now allowed to go to a friends house.
Anything electronic that comes into his hands end up trashed and he thinks he needs every single gaming system in the world.
Sad thing is, half the time he get's his way anyhow.
The only difference being my brother, despite being in middle school now, doesn't have the brains to make fun of me like that.
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