Destroy a Wish Foundation


#21728 Posted on: 10/25/09 at 9:57pm
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If something like this is already up, please lock this.

Okay, so this is how it works:
You make a wish, and the next poster grants it, but ruins it. As an example:
Poster 1: I wish I could fly
Poster 2: Wish granted, but you get sucked into a hurricane then die. I wish I had a pet tiger.
Poster 3: Wish granted, but it bites your head off.
Etc. Etc. Etc.

So, here's my wish. I wish I had some ice-cream.



#21730 Posted on: 10/25/09 at 9:59pm
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Granted. But it hs cockroaches is it.

I wish I had purple eyes.


Click the egg!

#21463 Posted on: 10/25/09 at 10:01pm
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granted. but people think your weird and put you into testing.

i wish i had all the things ive ever wanted.



#21472 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 7:13am
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Wish granted, but it turns out everything has little bombs on it, they explode, and burn down your house.

I wish dragons were real.



#21477 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 9:17am
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Wish granted. But they conquer the world and destroy all of humanity!

I wish I could fly n.n



#21735 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 12:15pm
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Granted.
You enjoy flying around until you get sucked into an Jet's Air Intake. You get mulched and the plane crashes, killing everyone aboard.

I wish I could jump into videogames!


"Take me down to the Paragon City where the Trolls are green and the-...."
Remember City of Heroes.
Dance with ShadowFoxKitfox & Ping me with #Odel

#21484 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 3:51pm
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Wish granted, but you accidentally fall into Pac Man and get eaten by him, confusing you for one of the little dots.

I wish I could afford cooler clothes for my HA



#21392 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 3:56pm
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Granted, you can afford them but can't wear them.

I wish I could turn into a wolf and back again.



#21393 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 3:59pm
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granted, you can turn into a wolf, but upon your transformation back into a human, you sneeze and become a half-man, half-wolf, and thus you become an outcast in society, ultimately becoming a murderer. poor you.

i wish i could drink some milk right now.
with a cookie, please.


art by perfection

#21485 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 4:02pm
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Granted, but the milk is rotted and the cookie is moldy. D:


I wish I had someone to cook for me. u.u


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#21738 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 4:08pm
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granted, but the they can only cook toast

i wish i had time to read all of the books i own



#21394 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 4:09pm
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Granted, you have got enough time, but you develop an allergy for reading (?) or at least for books. D:

I wish I could have.. someone. :o



#21395 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 4:20pm
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granted, but that person turns on you and murders you in your sleep

i wish i could have all the chocolate i wanted and never got any fatter



#21396 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 6:09pm
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Granted, but it's poisoned. D:

I wish I was moved into my new house! D:


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#21397 Posted on: 10/26/09 at 6:13pm
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granted, but you get kicked out 2 hrs later. I wish my pet was the strongest pet in ALL OF SUBETA :D