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#1 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 2:46 PM

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Update -
I realize a lot of the below information is still vastly outdated. Little by little it will be updated when I have the time. In the mean time come visit us in the Masquerade and check out The Daily Zombie.

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Hello all of Subeta, this is your future rulers speaking, the Undead World Organization!

We are a group of (mostly) zombies, originally all 09, who are tired of the oppression of the human race and are finally deciding to do something about it.

Some of our goals include:
1. Complete world domination
2. Undead the dominant race
3. Destroying or enslaving all who oppose us (namely humans)
4. Endless supply of brains, hearts, and other edible human part by a select human breeding program.
5. Etc.
(We also support animal rights. We never hurt, harm, or eat animals and instead work alongside them. We dine purely on human.)

Serve our cause, and you will be awarded greatly. Oppose us and face your doom.
You may join us if you are not a undead (or if you are a new zombie), as long as you accept the fact that zombies are the dominant and greatest race and have undying loyalty to us and our cause.

We zombies also have a system of class.
First generation zombies (09) are the 1st, greatest, and most powerful zombies around.
All other zombies are only here because we allow it!
Second generation zombies are the second greatest species, only less than 09 zombies. Those still around have earned their place in the zombie ranks. And third below them.
Fourth generation are only slightly greater than humans and must earn their place before they can become one of us. Some other species (especially those already loyal to our cause) have more rights than the new zombies. This does not mean you cannot rise in our ranks, it just takes some loyalty on your part.

So... do you wish to join our cause? (UWO Forum Group)

Or do you foolishly wish for peace? (Subetans for Zombie Rights)

And then there are the Holy Warriors of Life, a bunch of self-righteous disgusting humans who think they can exterminate us. HA! The fools.

---How to be accepted into the UWO---
-Actually post on the board! DO NOT ask to join without first doing this, or we will be displeased.
-State your loyalty to our cause and, depending on what manner of creature you are, give your complete loyalty to the greater zombies and higher ups in the organization. 1st generation zombies are the greatest among us and most easily accepted into the ranks.
-2nd and 3rd generation zombies are also highly regarded, because they have remained a zombie over a year now and shown their loyalty to the undead.
-4th generation will need to do a lot more groveling and show respect to those who have lived among the undead far longer than you. You have not yet proven you will remain a zombie and be loyal to us. Say the right things, however, and you will easily move up in rank.
-Other manner of creatures who are not humans as long as you share our views about the human race, you are welcome among our ranks with the proper respect to the great and powerful zombies. Fellow undead creatures especially welcome.
-Humans We happily accept human servants who are willing to bow down to their zombie overlords and accept their fate with open arms. These humans will ultimately be treated far better than any human who opposes us. Stubbornness will only anger the zombies and shorten your lifespan.

It doesn't matter what you used to be, what matters is now and how active you are. All you really have to do is say the right things, and you will be easily accepted among us.

AND There aren't actual "ranks." It's more of a system of respect and how you are viewed in the organization.

---History---
(Needs to be updated)
The Undead World Organization was founded in February of 2010 by and was born as an extremist zombie group (at the time for 2009 zombies, as the others weren't yet brought into the existence). Before the UWO, the first group was the zombie rights group who fought for the rights of all zombies. The Holy Warriors then came out with their pitch forks and fought for the "healing" or death of all zombies. Thus the UWO was made, as an extremist group to shake things up even more by fighting to enslave the human race and basically make all of the Holy Warriors fears come to life.
Now when I say extremist group, I mean it. We are not pretty, nice, or fair. We have a strong belief in the 09 zombies being the dominate and greatest race. We will let other races join, however, they must accept that we are the greatest race and be willing to be loyal to our cause. (Or at least be useful enough to us that we put up with your insubordination). We also welcome with open arms willing human slaves and servants, who will be treated better than those unwilling.
During the 2010 zombie epidemic, new zombies were born into the world. These as lesser zombies that are far inferior to us 09 zombies and were created to build up our army and attack force. However due to our generosity, and as they are not human anymore, '10 zombies are still greater than humans and like all other species have the ability to move up in our ranks. There were even some humans who joined us with complete loyalty who were transformed of their own free will by a gift from us. Everyone else was just transformed at random.
Also, the UWO has a loyal force of squirrels who do our bidding, led by one squirrel who is a top official of the UWO. So if you hear of squirrels attacking humans and raising the human children to be loyal servants, the UWO is to blame.

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Announcements
Announcement 6
It is the 1 year anniversary of UWO and the greatest time of the year! Our world takeover is once again out in the open. To join the fun, click here!

Announcement 5
Greetings my fellow undead and followers of our great cause.
As you all have done an excellent job so far in the eradication and enslavement of the human race, I have decided to reward to all with an (most) expenses paid trip to EPICon!
I have reserved a floor of the CHICHI Hotel & Suites for our personal use, and obtained passes for all of you.
I expect everyone to be on their best behavior, you are representing our whole organization. (Interpret this how you will).
We have no ulterior motives for being here. None at all. It's not like almost all the human population will be here, gathered in one building, all defenseless with their guards down.

Have fun.

Announcement 4:
Welcome #UWO to our new hideout! We are laying low for now, but here we can plan our future takeover of the world! This is the chit-chat board, but I'm hoping we can stay at least semi on-topic. And remember kids, zombies are the dominant and greatest race! Obey us!

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Well-known, non-zombie and high up members of the UWO:
(This is all still a work in progress)
The founder of the Undead World Organization. Is a (regretfully and shamefully stunted) Love Bug Zombie who is known for unintentionally smacking people in the face with floating hearts that also have many other uses and powers. Personality wise, usually calm with an air of danger, but can shift to insane, flirty, giddy or sweet in a matter of seconds. In summery very dangerous, but prefers to defeat enemies slowly with fear and despair.
Had a human pet in '10 that may or may no have ran away. Possibly Looking for a replacement.

Resident right hand squirrel to Decepticon. Leads a whole squirrel squadron that are faithful to the UWO and have intelligence agents in key areas. Also runs schools for human servant children, teaching them all the necessities to obey their zombie overlords and be the perfect slaves. Personal servant is

Our amazing scientist who works on enhancers and replacements for our zombie bodies.

Logo creator and head advertiser.

Writes and prints UWO newspaper.

Musical entertainment.

User not found (1): BDSM UWO's top chef who writes amazing zombie(and non zombie) recipes.

The Gentleman.

User not found (1): Rallok Loyal propaganda writing field medic to the UWO cause. She likes eating all parts of the human body and not just the brain. She finds brains to be overrated and a bad zombie stereotype.

User not found (1): Squirrelpaw Goth Zombie.

Loyal from the beginning, she has been both human and zombie, working under cover to keep an eye on the human populace for her leader, Decepticon. Preferring blood over organs, she happily removes any human that becomes a threat to the organization, feeding the bodies to others in the cause.

User not found (1): LotusTwister Neurologist; as well as sewing the occasional limbs and phalanges.

Studies herbal remedies/effects on zombies and humans.

User not found (1): SpiderScream User not found (1): LordChaos and User not found (1): Shadowinged are caretakers for the Pylot who was rescued from abuse and is currently being nursed back to health.

Resident Vampires

is an excellent strategist, who likes to act more in the background. He is known to be ruthless and sadistic, sometimes even a bit overbearing, but nevertheless absolutely loyal to the UWO. Neko_the_cat is his little slave, following him wherever he goes. Ryu is a typical old vampire who would never ever drink something that comes not directly from someones neck, in his own words: "Only fresh blood is good blood!"

User not found (1): Shadowinged A flirtatious and bloodthirsty (pun intended) vampire of unknown origin that made her first public appearance upon the birth of the Organization. She Hypnotizes carrion birds, most notably crows and ravens, and keeps a small farm of them (quite literally a farm) in some unknown location on undead land, where they stay until the yearly zombie outbreak--human hunting season. She will drink stored blood (it becomes her primary source of food during the months of seclusion on her farm), but refuses all forms of synthetic blood for flavor and nutritional purposes. Despite her otherwise neutral standpoint on synthetic foods, she despises the human race and views them only as prey for herself and her avian minions.

Resident Demons

A demon artist taking human (turned zombie) form.

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Current and Ongoing Plans in Action:

1. Zombie scientists are hard at work with the human breeding program. Many humans are being tested to decide what type of human tastes like what, what kind of human is most nutritious, and how we can best run the while program. The main lab is located on Atebus. More humans are being gathered for the study.
We hope to eventually be able to grow any organ of any human type you want, while also offering live humans.

2. One of our main scientists, is hard at work building advancements for our zombie bodies, the newest being electronic optics created to enhance our vision, or replace vision that was lost.
UPDATE: Megatron has developed a method that strengthens and reinforces the limb joints so that we can now prevent the loss of arms and legs. There is also the added benefit of becoming much stronger.

3. Campaigning our cause, advertising our "weight loss program."

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Recepies by User not found (1): BDSM

Bizarre Brain Pate

1 brain*
8 ounces cream cheese, softened
1 envelope unflavored gelatin, softened in 1/4 cup water
1 bunch green onions, chopped
3 pounds cooked shrimp, coarsely chopped (or 1 pound crab meat)
1 cup mayonnaise
1 Tablespoon lemon juice
Tabasco or creole seasoning to taste

Heat soup, undiluted, and mix in the cream cheese. Stir in softened gelatin and blend well. Fold in remaining ingredients and pour into a lightly-oiled skull**. Chill until firm and serve with your favorite fingernails***.

*Humans may use 1 can of mushroom soup instead of brains
**Humans may use a mold unstead of a human skull.
***Humans may serve crackers instead of fingernails.

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Our theme song!

The Undead King - Be Prepared Lyrics

[Decepticon:]
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a human's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking elimination and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
[Trickery:]
And where do we feature?
[Decepticon:]
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last we are given our dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
[Spoken]
[Random Zombie:] Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
[Decepticon:] For the death of the humans.
[Random Zombie:] Why? Are they sick?
[Decepticon:] No, fool-- we're going to kill them. And those against us too.
[Trickery:] Great idea! Who needs humans?
[Trickery (and then Random Zombie):]
No humans! No humans! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Decepticon:] Idiots! There will be humans!
[Random Zombie:] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Decepticon:] We will enslave them! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never go hungry again!
[Trickery and Random Zombie:] Yaay! All right! Long live the zombies!
[All Followers:] Long live the zombies! Long live the zombies!
[Full song again]
[All Followers: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}]
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With zombies who'll be all-time adored.
[Decepticon:] Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a brain without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless brains)
Be ruler undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder we are
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my dead limbs and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
[All:]
Yes, our dead limbs and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

This is the song "Be Prepared" from the Lion King with just a few words changed.

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Please Note:

This is all for the sake of lulz and fun.
Don't be a hater, kay? Or we'll kill you.

We are an extremist zombie group bent on world domination, after all.

Transform and rise up!

Last Edit by: Decepticon 3/27/12 - 9:18:51 pm

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#2 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 2:52 PM

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Even with the plague over, I still believe in your cause. C;

#3 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 2:57 PM

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Of course you do!
Because our cause will dominate the world!

I"ll be back later to talk more, for now I have to go to Wildlife Shift and work with a Red-tail.

"To Punish and Enslave..."

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#4 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 2:59 PM

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Indeed it shall~

S'fine, I'm only half awake so I might doze off. xAx

#5 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 3:07 PM

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@DECEPTICON- Our song is AMAZING- I just had to bring it up on itunes xD Thanks!

Edit:

... for pinging fail.

Last Edit by: iciness 3/02/10 - 3:07:32 pm

#6 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 3:10 PM

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Munky is here~
Ready to contribute to the cause of world domination.
C:

Thank you anon!

#7 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 3:14 PM

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Oh great, now you've got that theme song in my head!
*sighs*

So,thisbe da new hideout, aye?

#8 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 3:24 PM

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@ - Long live the unliving! Zombies forever!!

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#9 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 3:57 PM

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New topic <3

And *snickers* I love the song

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#10 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 4:09 PM

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Hoorah for the new topic. *munches on brain-flakes*

#11 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 4:20 PM

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Yay, a new topic~ Oh, this theme song, I like it

#12 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 4:30 PM

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Zombies forever! Now back to plotting.

#13 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 5:01 PM

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Ah~ A fresh new topic, smell how fresh it is *takes a deep breath* Smells like rotten flesh!

#14 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 6:21 PM

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Oh dear, I fear out minds are corrupting those around~

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ

#15 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 6:27 PM

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-prances onto the scene- I'm afraid I won't be very active; report cards are coming out.
And because my teachers are so nice, they laid a bunch of homework on us.
Bleh.

Anyways.... HOW'S EVERYBODY DOIN'?

Oh hey check out my Charahub.

#16 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 6:32 PM

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You mean the clock work?

It was an item you could buy at the masquerade last year.

#17 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 7:21 PM

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heh, that's what teachers are known for :/ Mongrels
Hopefully it's not too hard?

I'm well, albeit a stupid flu that won't bloody go away :K

#18 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 8:07 PM

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It's so good to see the UWO's loyal followers once again~ I hope all is going well for you guys?

And I'm glad you all like the song, and I sorry for getting it in all your heads~ x'D
I didn't think it would be anything new because I've already posted it a couple times.

@Neokaate
Indeed it is.
You can find brains, hearts and other human parts in the rec room.

@
That's okay, as long as I get to see your squirrelly face every now and then I'll be happy.

And I'm doing good, although I need to get on some of my homework and stop being so lazy!

"To Punish and Enslave..."

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#19 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 8:16 PM

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.^. I should have seen the event ending sooner, I never finished the kissing achievements.
e.e Feel like kicking myself for taking so long...

( Oh hey, just curious. Does anyone here have any of the recent pokemon hand held games? If so, could you drop me a line? I need to get some Kanto starters and so far I've just got a charmander. )

#20 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 9:31 PM

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ALL HAYLLL.

I've arrived! I'll bet you missed me.

Weight loss program? Exactly what did you have in mind? Not that I want to diet, but it sounds devious in so many ways that I had to find out. ;D

#21 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 9:51 PM

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New topic, yays. 8D

@ - Yeah I didn't get to finish either. XP

#22 :: March 2nd, 2010 @ 10:42 PM

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@LotusTwister

.-. I'm just dreading next year, because they might increase the kiss amount. They did it this year after they established it, so it's just up in the air now.

#23 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:15 AM

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Yay for zombieness!
I had to conceal my zombieness under layers and layers of clothes to prepare for the upcoming masquerade ball; nobody would dance with a zombie

But when I get them alone...hehehehehe.

Also @ Sorry to be pedantic but I think you mean dominant when you say dominate in the opening post.

#24 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:32 AM

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Are you talking about the DS games? Either way though I can't help you, the last one I bought was diamond and I haven't played it in a while. :c I need to though~

@Shadowinged
Well lets just say I don't think you would want to try it. It involves eating the organs and stuff out of stupid humans, thus making them loose weight!

@
Ah, thank you! I'm quite the horrible speller, and use the firefox spell check all the time. So if I have any mistakes, please feel free to point them out to me!
How many times did you see this? Was it just in my new announcement? o:

"To Punish and Enslave..."

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#25 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 2:09 AM

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You say it twice more during these sentences. It's really a minor thing but I am a bit of a grammar whore!

Quote By @Decepticon:

2. Undead the dominate race

Serve our cause, and you will be awarded greatly. Oppose us and face your doom.
And yes, you may join us if you are not a undead, as long as you accept the fact that zombies are the dominate and greatest race.

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#26 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 2:38 AM

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Thanks again!
They both are so similar I didn't even notice.

Autobots: inferior. Decepticons: superior.

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#27 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 7:09 AM

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*runs to rec room*

Lolz, yay!

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I might be able to help with that!

#28 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 10:07 AM

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Ah!
A new topic!
The old one confused me in the end, but now I should be able to write more, I think....
I mean...I'm not dead if you thought that!
(Okay, I'm not alive either...but hey, being undead is the best way of...living...)

#29 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:51 PM

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Nice zombie minions you got there. Though, I'd watch out--that one by your right ear looks like it's trying to bite you.

And... are you wearing mascara? O_o

#30 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 2:15 PM

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Oh, yes, a new topic! x3
But...do you remember on the masquerade?
I think, it would be a good chance to strike!

#31 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 2:17 PM

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Heheheh...you noticed that?
Well...I think, it looks good on me, so I have no problem with it~

#32 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 3:49 PM

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excellent, the new location of the hideout is perfect.

#33 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 5:48 PM

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I shall appear randomly. While I totally support zombies as the dominant beings, I do have to keep up appearances in the fashion world making it known that zombies can be fashionable too!

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#34 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 6:33 PM

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While I joined the group, I tend to have an issue with actually talking on forums. (Not a conscious effort to NOT talk, mind you...)
So I may be inactive, but I still support zombie domination!

I am part of the ZHA.

#35 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 6:56 PM

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Heey, @ You forgot the ebil laugh at the end of the song!

#36 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 8:39 PM

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o.o Oh, okay. Well if you need help with that game, I don't mind answering some questions.

@Neokaate
^-^ Yes! Thank you.
Do you have a bulbasaur or a squirtle, preferably female? If it isn't female, that's all right. I've got a stock of ditto just waiting to get randy. xD

#37 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 8:48 PM

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*sits in thread* Another great way to avoid work >>;;

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#38 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 9:39 PM

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Ah, I see you cured that nasty sunburn!

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Perhaps we shall!
I'll make us a board in the masquerade forum when it is up.

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Of course! Fashion is important too~ :3

@
That's okay.

You aren't required to regularly post or anything.

@Neokaate
Lolz, that wasn't on the lyrics I used. :'D But good point!

@
Oh I know what to do, I'm just lazy (and sometimes busy). ;D

"To Punish and Enslave..."

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#39 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 9:41 PM

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Woohoo! New thread! Sorry I haven't been around much, but my hectic schedule will keep up for a few days more... (Being a zombie is time consuming!)

#40 :: March 3rd, 2010 @ 9:44 PM

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Oh, lol, I had to go buy the song today!

And now I sing it to YOUR lyrics, DUR.