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Why did the HA above you go to jail?

#2641 :: March 11th, 2012 @ 5:48 PM

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You had flash backs of when the men came to kill you...it ended up driving you mad and you killed almost a whole city.

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2642 :: March 12th, 2012 @ 6:14 AM

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You were doing your normal farm duties with your scythe when a neighbor came by to ask if you could use any help. Unfortunately, he was hidden in the tall flora and you cut him down. Instead of taking him to the hospital, you panicked and threw the body into the river.

#2643 :: March 12th, 2012 @ 5:00 PM

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Stole Captain Jack's ship

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2644 :: March 12th, 2012 @ 9:21 PM

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You forgot to feed all your peculiar pets, then they eat you

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#2645 :: March 12th, 2012 @ 9:22 PM

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You stole the ring from Frodo and then went to women's bathroom to peek.

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2646 :: March 13th, 2012 @ 12:51 PM

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The demon sitting atop your head was fed some strange brand of fungus from the back of a Starbuck's dumpster due to your neglect while ordering there. It then grew proportionally large and crazed, and decided to terrorize the town; inciting a mini godzilla episode.

#2647 :: March 13th, 2012 @ 4:27 PM

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@Modest
You started prostituting yourself around the place, and police realized your...problem and decided that you may get over it in prison. Wish you luck~

#2648 :: March 13th, 2012 @ 5:29 PM

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Scaring little kids in playgrounds

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#2649 :: March 13th, 2012 @ 6:02 PM

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No stop to my spreading,
Unarmed die around me,

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Disturbing the peace by trying to show people your 'longbow'.

Enter vicious circles,
Feel it close upon YOU.

#2650 :: March 13th, 2012 @ 7:39 PM

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@DH00M

Why do you always know how to make me laugh? XD
Also, for raving too much clearly. And attempting to hump Dimitri in public.

#2651 :: March 13th, 2012 @ 8:25 PM

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@Modest
For murdering all the men you lured into your bed

#2652 :: March 14th, 2012 @ 11:40 AM

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Accused as a witch that sacrifices people.

#2653 :: March 15th, 2012 @ 9:41 PM

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@Estavka
You got captured put into a zoo and then you excaped scared some children and got put into jail

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#2654 :: March 15th, 2012 @ 9:43 PM

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For dressing up as a giant doll, and then sitting in the corner of a toy store until kids came over to look at you, then jumping up and scaring the crap out of them.

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At the temple, there is a poem called "Loss" carved into the stone.
It has three words, but the poet has scratched them out.
You cannot read Loss, only feel it.

#2655 :: March 16th, 2012 @ 12:52 PM

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You commandeered someone's yacht and went for a joy ride with it. You did it at night, so you thought nobody would notice, but you have a scrap of the ship's red-and-white striped flag in your hair. So much for stealth. You should have looked in the mirror before strutting up and down in front of the snooty yacht owners.

#2656 :: March 16th, 2012 @ 2:34 PM

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For posing as a fake elf and steal the flowers from the Queen

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#2657 :: March 16th, 2012 @ 5:43 PM

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Killing (and eating?) at least twenty people.

Credits on lookup

#2658 :: March 16th, 2012 @ 6:15 PM

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@Tari
You went to jail because you stole the rare albino peacock from the great Chinese Emperor

#2659 :: March 16th, 2012 @ 8:58 PM

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Fascinating.

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You showed just a bit too much cleavage to an undercover officer while "asking for a ride".

#2660 :: March 16th, 2012 @ 9:28 PM

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@ You preformed an entire rock opera by yourself in a mall after hours while under the influence. The cops applauded, then arrested your ass.
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#2661 :: March 17th, 2012 @ 12:59 AM

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@ For wearing gold in a clearly defined no gold area. Jeez, can't you gold obsessed people read?! We don't want none of your fancy shiny stuff here.

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#2662 :: March 17th, 2012 @ 11:04 AM

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Broke into a bakery and painted her face with all the baked goods.

#2663 :: March 17th, 2012 @ 2:37 PM

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@Medusa You were caught by the ancient guardians of the tower breaking in, to steal the Fox Statue of life and as you were escaping it broke, transforming you into a fox, which is why even though you should go to jail, you won't.

#2664 :: March 17th, 2012 @ 3:16 PM

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Gee I wonder....

You when running an old building killing the worker that were trying to restore the place. then to at more fun you cut you self and then slipped into some odd goo that infected you. The rest was history...now stop nomming on me! I need my brain!

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2665 :: March 17th, 2012 @ 3:19 PM

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@ *nomnomnom* But you taste yummy!!!!! *follows you* You were jailed for breaking into the Invisible Man's house and stealing his formula, then going on an animal-napping spree, picking up a devil on Nightmare Street, and going on a mass murdering spree. Did you really have to kill my cousin Lenny? I mean I know he was an idiot and a jerk and he had no brains whatsoever....on the other, why didn't you kill him sooner?!

#2666 :: March 17th, 2012 @ 3:33 PM

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*Runs* Stop it!!!

You were impersonating one of Zeus soldiers that way you could get to mount Olympus and take Athena's place and have here owl. You then stole Hermes shoes but then you when into the Under world and pissed him off...I mean the guy was already in a bad mood because his wife wasn't there so your now in Tarsus being tortured...sucks for you

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2667 :: March 17th, 2012 @ 6:31 PM

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@ NEVER! *chases* BRAINS ARE DELISH!

You were found in an alley near Downtown Street, which is inofitself forbidden, trying to force a loan shark to give you $6,000,000. It seems that you borrowed money from Foxy teh Gangster and haven't paid him back yet so Fancy teh Rabbit is going to come and beat you up. But the real problem is that you kinda fell in a vat of Antidote X which turned you invisible.....

#2668 :: March 18th, 2012 @ 12:15 PM

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you are a dead roman soldier who decided he didnt like heaven so he came back to earth as a zombie. You started getting very hungry so you killed a few people then they caught you and stored you in jail until the could execute you. They eventually did execute you and you ended up back in heaven but now you will forever look like your zombie form.

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#2669 :: March 18th, 2012 @ 12:42 PM

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@ Once, you found out that your sister's brother-in-law's cousin's ex-boyfriend's genius little sister had rigged a bomb to explode under the local Walmart so you grabbed an umbrella from the rack, turned off the bomb and became the town hero...you just forgot to pay for the umbrella. Typical hero types, think they can get away with anything.

#2670 :: March 21st, 2012 @ 2:21 PM

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@ *Still running* Shoo! Go find someone else to nom on!

You managed to escape Hades domain and then came up with a brilliant way to get back at him. You manage to lock Zeus in a closet and take his place for one day...in those few hours you caused massive chaos using the lightning bolts and abusing your power over the other gods. All was going well until you were going to bed and remember the one fact that you over looked....Zeus is married. Hera quickly realized you weren't her husband....To say it didn't end well would not do the situation justice. So now you in a prison cell in Mexico...Sucks for you.

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2671 :: March 28th, 2012 @ 9:49 PM

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@ NO! Your brains are delicious!

You ended up raiding a pet store and stealing all the animals, then going to a weaponry and stealing the most expensive weapons they have. Then you went on the run for 60 hours and when they finally found you, you claimed that demons that burrowed into your brain wiped your memory and made you do it. Insane asylum for you.

#2672 :: March 29th, 2012 @ 5:46 PM

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You decided to throw your lightning bolt on some unsuspecting bystander and then you used the snitch around muggles. That made the ministry angry. So you went to Azkaban for about 3 years.

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#2673 :: March 29th, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

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@pixystix123

You crashed the royal ball!

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2674 :: March 29th, 2012 @ 5:55 PM

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well...its pretty obvious that you choked anyone who insulted your demon with your tail

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#2675 :: March 29th, 2012 @ 6:00 PM

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You stabbed people with that cross you wear

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2676 :: March 29th, 2012 @ 8:16 PM

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Money laundering.

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#2677 :: March 31st, 2012 @ 10:39 AM

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@Pixystix123 You are fantastic....did you know that?

@ You stole someone's ship but got bored with it, so you crashed it into a building, hopped off, and decided to go crash a party. The only reason they caught you was your ears.

#2678 :: March 31st, 2012 @ 10:40 AM

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For trying to deceive people by dressing up as a Greek God and trying to cause havoc as ~Zeus~ Also perhaps public drunkenness.

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#2679 :: March 31st, 2012 @ 11:59 AM

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You were running around screaming "I'm a freaking owl!! Fear me!!!" You were arrested for being drunk

Don't mess with me! I have seen every episode of N.C.I.S. and know how to kill without a trace and if you try to resist i will go Ziva on you.

#2680 :: March 31st, 2012 @ 12:01 PM

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@ I was not that drunk! Ok?!
You were jailed for pretending to be an owl in order to scare people into giving you free stuff.