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Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

Yes, yes, Neopets-like topic, blah blah.
So, Spongebob's got some pretty crazy things. What EXTREMELY USEFUL INFO did you learn from this HIGHLY EDUCATIONAL television program?
I learned that a really sucky fast food resturaunt can be the best place ever, just for their hamburgers that no one known what they're made of.

I learned that squirrels speak with a Texas accent.

I learned that Starfish plus Sponge does not necessarily equal Clam.

I learned that GOLD TEAM RULES.

I learned about wumbology, the study of wumbo.

I learned that to make the perfect bubbles you have to Bring it around town. Bring it aroooound town.

I learned that snails meow =^^=

SO MUCH HATE, FOR THE ONES WE LOVE...


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I learned that The Shell really does know all.

THISTHISTHIS.

And, of course, I learned that when my little sister learns to swear...
if I want to make her laugh while censoring her, I can make boat and whale noises. XD

I learned it snows in the sea

I learned that, pencils underwater create living creatures that kill...

I learned the Campfire Song Song. x3

I learned that F is for Fire That Burns Down The Whole Town, you is for Uranium Bombs, and and is for No Survivors.

I learned that it is in fact Squag's Fwefwe.

I learned the best time to wear a striped sweater....is all the time.

I learned the only defense against Sea Bears is a circle in the sand, and the only defense against Sea Rhinoceroses is Anti-Sea Rhinoceros undergarments.

I learned that cartoons can get away with some pretty bad innuendos
And that Squids can play musical instruments

I learned about Imagination

I learned that 25 is much more funny than 24.

(and I totally <3 the Imagination comment!)

I learned that clams could fly.

I learned the Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.
Plankton marries computers
and crabs can adopt whales
and my personal favorite never shave a hibernating squirrel

I learned that Squids can't play the clarinet

I learned that mayonnaise is not an instrument. Nor is horseradish.
I learned that the ceiling is always right.
I learned there was once an ugly barnacle, and he was so ugly that everyone died.

I learned that there is electricity underwater
Smitty Werben Jigger Man Jensen is number 1
jellyfish make jelly
spongebob always folds his clothes before running around in the nude
you can make a sweater of eyelashes or tears
11 people died by eating a pie bomb

I learned that you can get a trophy for doing nothing longer than anyone else.

I learned that Squidward likes the krabby patties.

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Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

Nobody can resist Krabby Patties.