Ok, so here's what happened to ME tonight. I'm cleaning off my desk/kitchen table, and I pick up my HUGEASS fire extinguisher (thanks so much for getting me the extra large one, btw grandpa) and I drop it on my unshod foot. I instantly dropped to the floor. I was rolling and screaming, and I'm like love, I just totally smashed every bone in my foot. It's my left foot, but there's no way I can drive myself to the hospital in this much pain, I'll have an accident. So I call 911, and these two TOTALLY hot and super sweet guys show up and help me hobble to the ambulance. Get to the hospital, wait, XRAY, wait, etc. So finally I'm in FastTrack, and the doctor (who is fairly old and very experienced) pulls up my XRAY. And he goes "Huh. I've never seen that before." NOT A GOOD SIGN, FOLKS. So I'm like, um, WTF? So he wheels me over to the computer screen and I look at my foot. I'm not a doctor, but I know what an XRAY of a foot should look like. AND I HAVE THIS MONSTROUS WEIRD ALIEN BONE GROWING WHERE THERE SHOULD BE NO BONE. AND IT'S BROKEN IN HALF (pause to laugh my ass off). So I go "What the hell is that thing?" And he goes "I KNOW!" Apparently I have some strange bone growing in my foot, totally invisible from the outside, but HUGELY visible on an XRAY. I AM SUPERHUMAN. I HAVE MORE BONES THAN YOU. So not only am I dumbass enough to break a bone by dropping a fire extinguisher on my foot, I BROKE A BONE THAT I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE XD XD XD
#life
@Destiny
@Furry
@Cherish

@Gunblade
Do your wrists bend sideways? That would be wicked. I'm missing the bottom joints in both of my thumbs. That runs in my family. OHcrap. What if THAT'S THE EXTRA BONE? LMAO. Now I want to XRAY my other foot and see if I have superhuman bones in both feet XD

@Kangel
Thank you XD I am quite a bit bummed about the broken foot, and having to wear a boot YET AGAIN. On the super shiny bright side, the cane I got has iridescent butterflies on it.

@Gunblade
Your bendy wrists and my magic feet could take over the world some day XD

@Jesttai
Yeah XD The tech that gave me my prescription told me to call my family doctor for a reference to a orthopedic surgeon, and I was like, he said I don't need surgery. And he said, don't you want to get that bone removed? And I was like NO WAY MAN. It never bothered me until I broke it, and it's totally awesome. LMAO.

SO MUCH HATE, FOR THE ONES WE LOVE...


@Life
Baw at breaking the bone, but LOL at having an extra one XD

Quote By @Ecstatic:

I have always thought that my rib cage was odd,
because there's an extra bone on my left cage.
That was until I later found out that females have an extra bone
because we have babies.. I'm a dumbass. xD

OMG I LOL'D SO HARD IN RL. SO HARD. Sorry. LMAO.

But I have to admit the ultimate dumbass story ever - until I was like, 17? I thought Stop Drop and Roll was what you did when your HOUSE caught on fire. Not when YOU catch on fire. LMAO. I still feel stupid about that one XD

LOL! That's awesome, even if painful! At least you get an awesome story out of it!! :-D

I'm so glad that everyone is as amused as I am. Remembering this night will cheer me up for the REST OF MY LIFE. Well, the memories and my SUPERHUMAN FOOT.
Also, I'm a little doped up on painkillers ATM.

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Please see my new siggy quote. FULL OF WIN, YOU ARE.

I..seriously want to see what the x-ray looked like...

That's WICKED awesome.

@ATROCITY

Hm. You know how in an x-ray it looks like your toes are about 17 inches long? Well, about halfway down my foot, on the left side of the big toe, on my left foot, there's a bone sticking out towards the second toe. It's inside my foot, way down the tarsal bone, a little more than a third of the way down my foot. It's about the size of my pinkie toe. WIN.

PROMOTE SYNERGY

LIKE A BOSS

yea, well, i inherited by grandmother's chubs.

@COLT
+1 for inheriting anything from your grandmother. Grandmothers are awesome XD

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oh wow XD that's so weird! sorry you broke your foot though
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@Life - boo broken foot, yay extra bone! Hope it all heals up quickly and properly. You should ask for a copy of the xray, frame it and put it up on a wall - would make a brilliant conversation piece!

I have an extra long bone in my little toe which means it curls over the toe next to it. I have named it mutant toe and my fiance says it's lucky (yes we are very bizarre). Anyway, my point, mutant feet with extra bones are awesome!

I think there should be a special international society for people lucky enough to have random extra bones. We could have conventions and 'ooo' at each others bizarre xrays.

Hail to

the Boy Dictator

@Life @Life @Life

ROFLMAOOOOO

That is so full of win... aha... pimp cane and superbones FTFW ♥

@Faun

-takes a bow-

LOL!! That really is funny!!I hope your foot does get better though!!!

Awww...Now I'm jealous-- I don't have any superpowers! The only special things about me is a very flexible tongue and the ability to growl. :p

OMG! @Life, I'm glad to hear you are okay now, but LULZY accident none the less.


mmm, hot firemen.

@HotRoxy

OhGod, they were sooooo yummy. And so amazingly sweet. I seriously almost jumped the one that rode in the back with me.

@Life: Hahahahaha! Hey, anything to make the pain go away, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is fantastic - except for the pain of course. My left foot is messed up too - my toes are webbed. XD

@Life
A similar thing happened to me.
Except the extinguisher landed on my hand. And broke my pinkie and ring finger.
But, they didn't find any weird bones in my hand. xD