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#1 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:25 PM
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I forgot to mention this but a few weeks ago, my school had a Twilight raffle (no surprise in a high school) and they were raffling off a life sized Edward Cullen cardboard.

*handsmack*

Most girls screamed and guys (including me; I'm a girl) were either booing or laughing. Sadly, many girls and some dudes raffled tickets and I was pretty surprised the tickets were only a dollar. You could also pay a dollar to take a picture with Edward, which some did.

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#2 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:28 PM
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Thatssss a very nice everything you've got there...



That....

I'm scared, now.

Humanity has no hope of surviving.

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#3 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:29 PM
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@NightStar_08

I don't really see how this is a fail (I was expecting a funny story about something going wrong), but it sounds pretty interesting. p:


#4 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:32 PM
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I also don't see the fail.
I'm not a fan of Edward, but they were likely trying to raise money for something.


#5 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:35 PM
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They sell edward and bella cut outs at the mall too.
for.thirty.dollars.

Cardboard, with an image on it.

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Wait, are we talking about like a life-size cut out or something?
a dollar for a picture with a piece of cardboard, what the hell is that.


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#7 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:37 PM
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Sounds like somthing my school would do :|

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That is fail. XD
I'd put like twenty dollars in the raffle if it was Harry Potter instead. Lol. XD




#9 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:41 PM
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Well, it's not really a fail, but it was kinda hilarious. xD

My friends and I were making jokes how it's kinda scary to have that thing in your room and letting it watching you when you got to asleep. And consider that 90% of my school is perverted, imagine what will they do with Edward.
*shudders*

Oh, I forgot to also mention, a few kids got either suspended or detention trying to rip Edward in half. xD


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#11 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:42 PM
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Quote By @HOAXdog:
Wait, are we talking about like a life-size cut out or something?
a dollar for a picture with a piece of cardboard, what the hell is that.


Yeah, cardboard.


#12 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:45 PM
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I had a friend who had a life size Legolas cutout...

...think of the bag of chips they could have bought for that dollar *random*...

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#13 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:48 PM
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I think it's comical more than anything. I have to admit, I'd be willing to pay a dollar to take a picture with a cut-out of my favourite actor. RDJ as Sherlocke Holmes, hubba hubba <3



#14 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:49 PM
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.....XD
We had a 'raffle' for a New Moon calender...you just had to check out the most books in a week.

What was the money for?

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Oh, I forgot to also mention, a few kids got either suspended or detention trying to rip Edward in half. xD


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@NightStar_08
If it were Taylor L.
I'M ALL THERE BBEH!
but umm really people should be Team Jacob.

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#16 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 7:53 PM
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@NightStar_08

Twilight has gone much, much too far. XD
Really, a cardboard cut out? I think that rather funny. People could simply print out a picture of him off the internet for a free. XD

My classmates were talking about what someone had posted on some site, and I found it amusing. XD
Here:
"I have a fourteen year-old sister, and a seven year-old sister.

They were getting in a huge fight, yelling at each other.

It ended up with my fourteen year-old sister yelling, "Santa Claus doesn't exist!"

And my seven year-old sister shouted back, "And neither does Edward Cullen!"

One girl ran crying to her room.

We all know who it was."

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I think that is hilarious!
I'm so team jacob,but i don't go around wearing t-shirts with his face on them.


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Am I the only one who thinks that "Team (some tool)" is ridiculous business?


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#19 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 8:45 PM
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Lmao.
I was in a cd store and I was in the back where they have the tee-shirts and stuff. well I was looking in the twilight section for one of my friends and they had an edward cullen barbie doll.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
plus they have a twilight... *cough cough* lady pleaser......

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#20 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 8:45 PM
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Hey Twilight cutouts aren't so bad after all. It will make good firewood!

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Agreed.
and people actually get mad when someone says that they don't like the tool that they like.

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LOL.

Humanity is the real failure here.
I'm convinced that we're regressing as a species now.

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Quote By @AcerbicHeart:

plus they have a twilight... *cough cough* lady pleaser......



HAHAHA I'VE SEEN THAT
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Throw it in the fridge for authenticity!


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#24 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 8:51 PM
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This just makes me sad. ><
If teenagers are getting so rallied up about a wife beater, I'm afraid for our future.


#25 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 8:52 PM
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xD I would've done gotten in the raffle so I could take him home and tear it up.


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Quote By @Kamera17:
xD I would've done gotten in the raffle so I could take him home and tear it up.



Or you could have invited everyone over for a 'Edward Cullen Party', and then turn it into an 'Edward Cullen Bonfire'.

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#27 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 9:18 PM
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XD That's pure genius.


#28 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 9:33 PM
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Bwaha.
But the jokes on them when they get frostbite.
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#29 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 9:46 PM
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I would have tried to win it just so I could take it out in the sunlight, set it on fire and scream "YOU SEE! This is what is SUPPOSED to happen when vampires are exposed to sunlight!"




#30 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 9:59 PM
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Oh dear..... because a picture with a cardboard cutout is just as good as the real thing. ......







#31 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 10:02 PM
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It's okay, my school had an online chat with Stephanie Meyer on the computer. Like the one where you can see the other person. Web chat or whatever, I don't even care.

D; Goodness, I never went because it was after hours on Halloween, but I'm sure a lot of people pissed themselves when they went.



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LMFAO
You just made my day! I am crying hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
That is just sad
But I would join the booing crowd and take a picture just to say I did


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WhatXD

A cut out of Edward CullenO.o

He's not a good character or anything. I don't see the appeal of him.

I saw this bumper sticker on Facebook:

I watch The Goblet of Fire just to see Edward die.

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#34 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 11:28 PM
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That's... sad. Pathetic, even, that such a horrible piece of "literature" has infiltrated the mainstream media so far to have even touched our schools.
The books glamourise an abusive, horridly shallow relationship. Bella "loves" Edward because he's beautiful and mysterious and hates her at first. Edward "loves" Bella because she smells good and he can't read her thoughts (trust me, there's nothing interesting there anyway).
Click to see exactly why their relationship is abusive.
Read good literature, people, not something that barely passes for it.



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#35 :: December 19th, 2009 @ 11:49 PM
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Quote By @WolfPuppy:
@NightStar_08
If it were Taylor L.
I'M ALL THERE BBEH!
but umm really people should be Team Jacob.


Actually there were auctioning off Taylor(Jacob) but it was only for the upperclassmen. And the girls in my lunch were anxiously and were getting antsy waiting for the selling of Jacob (which never shown up). xD

@ Tenka : Hmmm, I wondered who ran crying...xD
@ Rallok : LoL, DENIFITELY not a waste of time! xD I need to go find that now...-looks-
@ Destinychick : Wow, I didn't expect that to make anyone's day. I thought I would get more haters on this board...


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#36 :: December 20th, 2009 @ 12:23 AM
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Wow, that's really stupid.
I don't even get why people think he's a bucket of delicious, because I think he is one of the ugliest guys I have ever seen.
I really hope a guy wins it and are planning on drawing on Edward's face.

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#37 :: December 20th, 2009 @ 12:27 AM
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I hope that raffle was for charity or something :/
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#38 :: December 20th, 2009 @ 1:00 AM
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Hmm I wonder what's next; Edward Culled blow-up dolls....

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hell.

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#40 :: December 20th, 2009 @ 1:59 AM
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I have no opinion on Twilight, as I've never read the books and only saw the first movie. I have no opinion on Edward Cullen/Robert Patterson either, but I would had still entered the raffle.
1$ seems like a good deal for me, and I probably would had done it just to spite all the fangirls. xD That and my best friend happens to be obsessed with the whole thing and it'd make a good gift. :p

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