The Stalker Kangaroo

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#1 :: June 8th, 2012 @ 4:54 PM

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/woman-says-kangaroo-stalked-her-two-days-attacking-174747580.html

I know animal attacks are serious- and I feel for the woman. Animal control could have taken this a bit more seriously. However when I read this I couldn't help but laugh. -Horrible person-

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#2 :: June 8th, 2012 @ 11:44 PM

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I didn't know Kangaroos could be so violent.

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While McWilliams sat in the hospital recovering from her injuries, the kangaroo attempted to attack her husband.

Please don't tell me I was alone in thinking that the kangaroo had somehow found her hospital room and was staring inside the window menacingly.

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I thought the worst part of prison was being isolated from the ones that care about you and put into a dangerous environment surrounded by criminals but WALKING IN LINES and having SET MEAL PLANS?

#3 :: June 9th, 2012 @ 1:03 AM

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Quote By @Firebolt:

Please don't tell me I was alone in thinking that the kangaroo had somehow found her hospital room and was staring inside the window menacingly.

That sounds like the perfect scene for a made for tv horror movie based on these true events. It could be called "A Kick Death: The Story of the Kangaroo Killer".

#4 :: June 9th, 2012 @ 7:02 PM

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I love how the picture of the kangaroo they used is all grayscale and distorted, just to highlight its stalker appearance.

#5 :: June 9th, 2012 @ 7:42 PM

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And it has now disappeared. This is horrible, but still really awkwardly funny.

#6 :: June 9th, 2012 @ 8:06 PM

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Poor lady. Kangaroos are pretty dangerous and powerful despite being herbivorous, so that's scary. :/
It's funny in a tragic and ridiculous way how the thing actually followed her to the hospital and attacked her husband, though.

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