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#81 :: July 11th, 2012 @ 6:41 PM

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1. Turn shower on to warm, while I wait outside for it to warm up
2. Get in shower, and wet my hair
3. Put shampoo into my hair, and shave legs with shampoo in hair
4. Rinse shampoo out
5. Put conditioner in hair while using body wash with a pouf scrub :3
(The body wash I usually use is spring water, and it smell heavently @3@)
6. With conditioner in hair I either: shave armpits if needed or use face wash
7. Then I rinse out conditioner, and rinse soap off my body
8. RIGHT before I get out of the shower I turn the water to really hot, so I can get a lasting warmth xD
9. Then I get out, and usually walk around with a towel on so dry off

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#82 :: July 11th, 2012 @ 9:40 PM

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1. Turn shower to hot. Get in. Slowly increase temperature to scalding.
2. Shampoo, rinse & Condition hair.
(Forgot a step: Shave underarms, rinse conditioner out)
3. Wash body.
4. Exfoliate my legs.
5. Scrub my feet (pumice stone ftw).
6. Shave.
7. Exfoliate/cleanse my face.
8. Get out, dry off.

And then afterward, I do all my after-shower stuff like put on lotion, moisturize my face, style my hair, brush my teeth, etc. etc.

#83 :: July 12th, 2012 @ 6:55 AM

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1. Turn water to warm
2. Shampoo, put my hair up in a bun held together by the suds
3. Wash my skin, daydream, etc.
4. Rinse out the shampoo, apply conditioner and let it sit
5. Turn water to cool
6. Shave
7. Pace around, think of songs, daydream some more, have existential crises, etc.
8. Brush teeth
9. Rinse out conditioner, brush through hair with fingers
10. If hair isn't smooth and untangled enough, repeat steps 4, 7, and 9
11. Turn the water on freezing and stand in it for as long as I can to feel refreshed
12. Done!

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#84 :: July 14th, 2012 @ 3:42 AM

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1. Get nekkid.
2. Turn water on warm before stepping in.
3. Step in and rub feet against my amazing shower mat to get off all that icky dirt and stuff.
5. Take off glasses that I forgot to take off in step 1.
4. Bask in glorious water.
5. Get hair wet.
6. Get my amazing coconut shampoo and start to wash my hair.
7. Get shampoo in eye and spend next 4 minutes trying to get it out.
8. Rinse hair.
9. If I remember, use conditioner then rinse.
10. Wash my body with a pouf. Honey and milk shower cream!
11. Search blindly for acne cream for my face.
12. Find it and carefully rub my face with it.
13. Wait for it to do it's magic or whatever.
14. Rinse it out.
15. Sit in shower stall.
16. Ponder life until water becomes arctic cold.
17. Turn water off and get out.
18. Dry body.
19. Open door and run to room to get dressed because it's cold in the hallway.
20. Subeta.

#85 :: July 14th, 2012 @ 7:19 AM

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So it IS normal to shampoo hair twice o_o

1- Water on to warm
2- glare at face in mirror until pimples go away
3- get in shower and soak
4- shampoo hair and rinse
5- put conditioner in hair
6- wash body, shave if necessary
7- rinse
(optional step: 8- if not busy, contemplate life, the universe, everything, solve the worlds problems and develop characters)
Turn water off, open curtain, get towel and towel off body, get smaller towel and wrap up hair to be dealt with eventually.

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#86 :: July 14th, 2012 @ 5:41 PM

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Turn on shower- adjust temp.
Step in, wet hair, shampoo.
Rinse.
Put in conditioner.
Soap/clean the rest of me
Shave legs
Rinse conditioner.
done. o_o

#87 :: July 18th, 2012 @ 9:21 AM

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For me:

1. Shampoo
2. Condition
3. Detangler (as needed)
4. Face wash
5. Wash armpits
6. Shave as necessary (skip #5 if that's the case)
7. Get out/dry off

#88 :: July 18th, 2012 @ 2:54 PM

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1. Start up shower to hot.
2. Get in and scream because it's cold.
3. Make the water hotter
4. Stand there for two minutes and make the water even hotter
5. Water is still not hot enough
6. Turn the nob the wrong way & scream
7. Turn it back to hot
8. Too hot
9. Play with the water temperature for about 5 minutes
10. Zone out for 10 minutes
11. Remember that you're showering and then shampoo your hair really quickly
12. Soap up really quickly
13. Zone out again until the shampoo stings your eyes
14. Yell and then rinse off and get out.

#89 :: July 18th, 2012 @ 3:04 PM

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1. Run the water until it gets warm and then step in.
2. Rub my face and body with water to let the top filth wash off.
3. Shampoo and condition hair, optional: shaving face as the conditioner sets.
4. After hair is done, use unscented soap bar to cleanse face and body. I use it on my face because it keeps zits from forming.
5. Unscented lotion on face and body. The soap bar, although cleanses, dehydrates my skin and the lotion rehydrates.

Done.

#90 :: July 19th, 2012 @ 4:39 AM

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1. Turn on water
2. Shave/Wash Face in sink
3. Check water
4. Whine to self about pressure/temperature
5. Turn on music.
6. Get in anyway
7. Stand in water for a little while.
8. Shampoo in
9. Shampoo out
10. Conditioner in
11. Body Wash
12. Step out to change the song cause it's one I don't like
13. Conditioner out
14. Stare out the window, not wanting to get out
15. Play with the suction cup that holds fiance's razor to the wall.
16. Get out.
17. Search for towel I forgot.
18. Wrap up in shirt and go find clothes.

I actually recently found out that I rinse my hair oddly. Apparently most people face like... back to the faucets, but I face forward, close to the front wall of the shower. Hm.

#91 :: July 19th, 2012 @ 4:49 AM

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You people are so weird... XD j/k

Me? I'm more simplistic...
I just turn the water to really warm, regardless of the temp outside; soak for a bit, use two different 2-in-1's, (one for volume, one for friz and always one after the other; ) wash the rest of me w/body wash, shave if I have to and take care of my dry, rough feet (with an in shower kit) before stepping out.

#92 :: July 19th, 2012 @ 10:52 AM

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1. Stand outside shower and turn tap to HOT.
2. Do a little dance outside shower trying to keep myself warm until water deigns to warm up.
3. a. Get in shower and stand under it for a few minutes in sheer bliss.
OR
b. If partner is present, reduce temperature back down to disappointingly cool levels. ;__;
4. Toothpaste up toothbrush and sit it precariously on the soap holder.
5. Shampoo hair.
6. Simultaneously rinse whilst brushing teeth.
7. Gently exfoliate face with cleanser.
8. Panic as water is too warm for face and eyeballs and flail toward the taps.
9. Reduce temperature to coldish and stick face back under shower head.
10. Turn temperature up to match that of magma.
11. Get reprimanded by partner for turning it up too much.

12. Use loofa and glorious smelling body wash to suds up and exfoliate.
13 a. Shave.
OR
b. Annoy partner by trying to shave and taking up ungodly amounts of space in a small shower cubicle.
14. Rinse off.
15. Rinse off again... just in case.
16. Rinse off one more time... not that I'm procrastinating.
17. Get out and grab bath sheet.
18. Dry hair, dry body.
19. Deodorise self.
20. Moisturise self.
21. Clothe self.

#93 :: July 19th, 2012 @ 3:55 PM

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silly people...
1)get naked.
2)turn on water to hot,all the way
3)step in shower
4)scream/squirm uncomfortably from high temp of shower
5) wallow in self pity
6)stand in shower and plan out my day/what to eat
7)wash hair
8) stand out some more to procrastinate
9 clean rest of body
10) fall in love with my body
11)step out of shower
12)clean sexy places
13)walk out naked
14) plop down on bed,naked
15) regret waking up

and that's my majestical shower routine =____=

#94 :: July 19th, 2012 @ 4:12 PM

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-Turn on shower (warm to hot depending on weather)
-Turn on music.
-Get in shower.
-shampoo and wash out.
-Condition.
-Dance a bit to music.
-Body soap
-Think about life.
-Shave if needed.
-Brush Teeth.
-Make water cooler.
-Think about life some more
-Rinse out conditioner (leaving a little bit in)
Make water cold and stand in shower till body is used to it.
-Get out.

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#95 :: July 19th, 2012 @ 6:16 PM

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1) Turn water on -> jump in
2) Realize I didn't play music -> jump out
3) Jump back in with music playing somewhere (away from the water of course)
The next few steps are done with crappy singing/dancing in addition to the mentioned actions:
4) Shampoo the hair; rinse
5) Clean face
6) Shampoo again; rinse
7) Conditioner all overthathair
8)Wash body->rinse everything
9) Jump out and run for the towel across the bathroom because the placement of the hook is inconvenient

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#96 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 4:02 AM

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Am I the only one who normally showers at night? (speaking of which I just had mine...)

1. Bring Pajamas into bathroom and place on closed toilet
2. Turn on shower to hot
3. Get undressed
4. Step in shower
5. Take in hot steamy goodness
6. Shampoo hair and rinse
7. Apply body wash and get all clean and nice smelling like.
8. Enjoy the fact that I smell like Cumber melon (or whatever scent my body wash is)
9. Enjoy hot water/maybe draw picture on foggy glass
10. Shave if needed
11. Turn off shower
12. Clean shower door and sides with squeezgee
13. Step into cold
14. Put on Pajamas.
15. Leave bathroom

#97 :: August 5th, 2012 @ 8:07 AM

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I have a skin sensitivity to water that makes me come out in a rash everytime I shower, swim etc....so no baths for me, just quick showers >.<

1. Get naked.
2. Turn shower on at a high temp and wait for it to start coming out hot.
3. Step into shower.
4. Wash hair quickly.
5. Turn off water but stay in shower.
6. Put conditioner on and leave it to sit.
7. In the meantime, scrub myself with shower gel, taking the opportunity to scratch all the inevitable itchies.
8. Rinse hair and skin quickly. Shave legs/etc if necessary
9. Stay in shower as long as I can stand the itchiness.
10. Turn off shower.
11. Step out and dry off.
12. Get dressed.
13. Spend the next 20 minutes scratching EVERYWHERE.

#98 :: August 5th, 2012 @ 11:39 AM

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1. Turn on water to whatever I feel like showering in for that day.
2. Shampoo hair, rinse it out in a minute or two.
3. Condition hair.
4. Shave, then rinse conditioner out.
5. Wash body.
6. Wash face.
7. Shut off water, get out, dry off, put hair up to dry
8. Put more acne zapper on my face
9. Finally get dressed
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#99 :: August 6th, 2012 @ 11:46 PM

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dude i have totally sat down in the shower before.
i just got really lazy one day and was like
WELL
i have time.

it's actually relaxing. ahaha.

AND i brush my teeth in the shower as well ;D
i brush my teeth whenever possible though aha.
i like having clean teeth

#100 :: August 7th, 2012 @ 1:52 AM

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1)Turn on water all the way to high.
2)Step in water, swear, turn down heat.
3)Rinse out hair.
4)Put in shampoo.
5)Shave if I need to.
6)Rinse out shampoo.
7)Condition.
8)Stand in the water for about 20 minutes thinking about my place in the universe.
9)Shut off water.
10)Flail limbs in a wild fashion trying to get off excess water.
11)Shake out towel and dry off.

#101 :: August 7th, 2012 @ 2:13 AM

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1.) Turn on water, check temperature until the water is hot enough to steam the mirrors.
2.) Step into shower. Step towards the wall with the shower head, as to avoid shower spittle.
3.) Pull up thingy that causes shower head to spit at me.
4.) Spitty shower head makes an obnoxious hissing sound that makes me cringe, water comes out. Wait a sec for water to get hot.
5.) Carefully step into water, immerse self in water. Enjoy water for 5 minutes. Hum or sing song to keep track of time.
6.) Grab soap, wash body. Rinse.
7.) Grab shampoo, rub in and rinse. Comb through hair with fingers to reduce tangles- usually ends in me shedding half the hair on my head.
8.) Put a tiny bit of conditioner in the palm of my hand and rub it in, then rinse almost all the way.
9.) Turn off water. Towel off, leave towel around hair while dressing.
10.) Stare at dog, napping by the door. With a sigh, ask dog if she wants a bath. Dog jumps into tub. Wash dog until she doesn't like water anymore, take towel out of hair to dry dog.

#102 :: August 8th, 2012 @ 5:26 AM

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i just get n00d, hop in, turn on the water and shampoo my hair and every other day or so i'll use body wash cause it's not healthy to use it every day and then i'm done.

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#103 :: August 8th, 2012 @ 6:29 AM

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1. Check shower for potential murderers.
2 Lock door, turn on fan, and turn on shower to warm.
3. Undress and step in.
4. Shampoo and rinse.
5. Condition and rinse.
6. Wash body and rinse.
7. Get out.

#104 :: August 9th, 2012 @ 3:41 PM

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1. Turn on water to warm
2. While waiting for water to heat up, turn on music (iPod plugged into some old desktop speakers)
3. Find a good song and check the water temperature
4. If perfect temperature is present, strip and step in. If it's not strip anyway and continue testing until it's perfect.
5. Stand in the shower for a few minutes to soak hair and relax
6. Shampoo and rinse
7. Repeat above step once more with shampoo then again with conditioner
8. Wash body with soap
9. Turn water gradually cooler until it's room temp, then turn it off
10. Grab towel and try off in shower, then wrap up hair and step out

On days when I have the time or I'm super stressed, I may replace steps 9 and 10 with filling the tub with hot water and adding bath salts so I can have a nice long soak and try to chill.

#105 :: August 9th, 2012 @ 3:58 PM

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1. Turn on the shower and wait till it gets warm.
2. Go inside and wait for hair to get wet.
3. Shampoo and rinse. Repeat if hair still feels greasy.
4. Use body wash.
5. Use face scrub.
6. Turn off the cold water so the water gets really hot and I'm still warm when I get out.
7. Turn off the shower and twist my hair to get out any moisture.
8. Step out, towel off and get dressed.

I don't use any conditioner since my hair gets greasy way faster and I find that using just shampoo has no difference.

#106 :: August 9th, 2012 @ 5:00 PM

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- Take clothes off
- Undo hair, take out any bobby pins
- Turn water on, making sure it's hot (but not TOO hot)
- Get in
- Close sliding door behind me
- Shave
- Make sure hair is completely wet
- Use shampoo
- Use conditioner
- Use body wash
- Wash face
- Once completely rinsed down, I turn off the shower
- Open shower door a crack and grab nearby towel
- Dry off inside the shower (I don't get hit with a blast of cold air this way)
- Wrap my body and hair with towels and step out
- Go get dressed, do makeup, etc

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#107 :: August 12th, 2012 @ 5:43 PM

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1) Turn on water. Wait for it to warm up.
2) Hop in shower. Rub my face because I'm tired.
3) Wash hair
4) Condition hair (leave in)
5) Wash body
6) Rinse out conditioner
7) Wash face
8) Shave
9) Stand under water until I feel awake enough to continue my morning routine.

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#108 :: August 12th, 2012 @ 10:21 PM

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1. Turn on water.
2. Get naked.
3. Check temperature of water. If it's not hot enough, add more hot.
4. Wet self.
5. Shampoo hair. (I don't wash it every day though)
6. Rinse shampoo.
7. Condition hair.
8. Wash body from neck to feet.
9. Rinse conditioner and soap.
10. Shave. Legs first, then pits, then arms (yes, arms. I'm weird.)
11. Stall until all the hot water runs out.
12. Get out.
13. Wash face at sink while I'm waiting for my skin to dry. I hate putting on clothes when my skin is even a tiny bit damp.
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#109 :: August 14th, 2012 @ 1:23 AM

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1. Turn on water and wait for it to get warm
2. Step in, adjust temperature to my liking
3. Wash face
4. Shampoo hair and rinse
5. Change temperature to scalding hot
6. Push secret button underneath the cold water tap
7. The shower walls fall away to reveal a craggy landscape engulfed in flame
8. Tap water flows red with sacrificial blood
9. Piercing screams fill the air as enormous demonic wings burst from my back
10. shave legs
11. "ＩＡＭＴＨＥＤＡＲＫＬＯＲＤＳＡＴＡＮ" I cry as I fly off into the smouldering night sky

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#110 :: August 15th, 2012 @ 4:11 PM

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I love these threads xD

1. Get naked
2. Step in and turn on the tap to warm
3. shampoo hair and rinse
4. wash face and neck
5. condition hair, leave in
6. start washing upper half of body
7. rinse hair
8. shave if necessary
9. turn off water
10. towel dry
11. step out of shower
12. wear PJ's if I feel like it (most of the time, no, but I wear undies)
13. take meds
14. wait to fall asleep

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Do you sleep naked? xD

Last Edit by: Engrave 8/15/12 - 4:18:36 pm

#111 :: August 15th, 2012 @ 4:16 PM

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get naked obvs lol
turn on hot water, wait for it to heat up
get into shower and adjust to the temperature
wash my hair, use conditioner if I feel like it
use body wash
shave if necessary
wash face with face wash
just enjoy the hot water
get out eventually
dry off
put on pjs/clothes for the day C:

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#112 :: August 15th, 2012 @ 4:20 PM

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I just made a thread asking that question lawl. xD

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I definitely don't want to be on the other side of that shower wall D;