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Tell me a story about you. (:
| #1 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 12:40 PM | |
 ReilaChanis Darksided!   46 Posts 140 Achievements  
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 Any story, could be from sad, happy, angry, silly, embarrassing. Just a memory or a story from your life. I would love to read about it. (: Here's one from me: About a year into my boyfriend and my relationship, he tells me he's an alien. He was so serious and kept trying to convince me. I thought he was just being his strange self and trying to bother me. Finally (I can't remember how), He tells me "I am an Alien though! Alien citizen from Mongolia." -.- I felt so embarrassed thinking he meant he was an alien from outerspace. lmao He will never let it down. 
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| #2 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 2:36 PM | |
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This is a good idea Lmao that would be embarrassing. hmm... lets see. I remember when I was younger and my mom was having a few drinks with some friends I really badly wanted to have a sip of her beer and finally I guess she had enough of me and said I could have some. I was so excited and happy so I took the biggest gulp I could possibly and I just remember running to the sink gagging trying not to puke.  It was horrible.
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| #3 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 3:31 PM | |
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@ReilaChan I used to tell people close to me that I though I was an alien. But I actually did mean the ones from outer space. ^^" I've always loved storytellers, but I'm not a good one myself, so here goes nothing: A couple of years ago, I was dating this guy that I really like. This particular day though, we were not getting along so great. A little bickering, he was getting on my nerves, you know how it goes when you're in a relationship. So anyways, we end up going out to dinner with my parents to one of our favorite local restaurants. I'm still fuming a bit for whatever reason, and boyfriend asks if I think I should go to the bathroom. I thought it was a little weird, but I decided it would be a good thing as well, so I go. When I get back, the whole mood at the table had changed. My dad was smiling super weirdly, and my mom and sister were like, clinging to each other and crying. I was like, "da faq" in my head of course, but then quickly pieced it together once I sat down. Boyfriend turned to me and got down on one knee and asked for my hand in marriage. <3 That was three years and one month ago. (and as a bonus I wasn't angry the rest of the day~) Last Edit by:
Tentacle 7/21/12 - 3:32:27 pm
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| #4 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 3:44 PM | |
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I used to tell people close to me that I though I was an alien. But I actually did mean the ones from outer space. ^^" I do that also o.0 once i told a friend that my ship crashed from outer space and when it did i became weak so i looked for a human to eat but instead came across my pregnant mother and ate the baby and took its place inside the womb. :'D it was when i was younger though and i don't really remember them talking to me after that. xDDDD every once and a while ill tell people Im an alien but not as often.
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| #5 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 3:51 PM | |
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@iHEARTsnooze Haha! My story went: As an alien baby, the overlords of my planet banished me for reasons I'm unsure of. Or maybe they sent me here on a mission? They implanted me into my mothers womb with no knowledge of my homeworld or my race, other than the fact that I'm not a human. I need to find my purpose on this planet! It was sort of dumb and dramatic but, yeah. XD Maybe you're an intergalactic assassin? Eating babies and whatnot.
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| #6 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 3:54 PM | |
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I like your alien life story! having to find your purpose on this planet and stuff. intergalactic assassin? yus I shall use that thank you for the idea (:<
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| #7 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 6:30 PM | |
| ReilaChan is Darksided! 46 Posts 140 Achievements |
@iHEARTsnooze @Tentacle Ughh, I remember my Grandpa made me drink really expensive Scotch on Christmas Eve as some sort of new tradition, The adults were like "Ohhh, this is so smooth, it hardly makes your face feel hot!" so I was like Oh, okay maybe it's not so bad, So I take a sip and I choked and said "YOU CALL THIS SMOOTH!?" I was heating up too. xD Oh gosh. I used to believe when i was little that an alien had abducted me and planted a baby inside me and in order to kill it, I'd have to make myself miscarriage, so I'd punch myself in the stomach and stuff. LOL Also, my mom used to tell me that I was born out of her butthole and that in fact, all babies are born from the butt. I even saw a lady on tv give birth before uncensored and stuff and it did look like the butthole! Then, school taught me otherwise and I felt so betrayed, I went home furiously and told her she was a liar. All she could do was laugh. =.=
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| #8 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 8:29 PM | |
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-  eww I'm really good with hard booze but I cant do shots anymore.. its loveing weird - when I first started drinking I could do shots like nothing. Y~Y Next time water it down a bit  or sneak some sort of mix in it. -Punching yourself in the stomach? owwie what made you think you where abducted o.0 -My mom used to tell me that she went to a store and bought a special seed to plant in her belly button but shed never say how she got the baby out of her tummy.. guess I just thought sense I went in through her bellybutton I must of came out that way too.
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| #9 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 8:40 PM | |
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i brought weird rocks to school once and told people that they were ancient pokemon gym badges and i was destined to be the discoverer of REAL pokemon on earth |
| #10 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 9:25 PM | |
| Gosangoku is Shady  272 Posts 180 Achievements |
Tonnes of things that happened to me are flashing through my head, but it's so hard to recollect one of them properly, lol. I remember when I was probably about eight or something, and my younger cousin who I always played with and stuff was six. Despite our two-year age gap, he was kind of the leader out of the both of us because I was cripplingly shy. Anyway, we always played imaginary games together, and got into arguments nearly every day, but then the next day we'd act like nothing happened. One time, we were playing with an empty cardboard box that was only big enough to fit one of us. Naturally, we both wanted the box, so we tried to push each other out, but even though I was timid I was really stubborn, and eventually he grew tired of waiting and left. When he was walking away though, he said that actually, I should stay in the box; there was a blood-drenched giant outside. Even then, I was kind of dubious, but I was also a very paranoid and imaginative child, so I ended up staying in the box for ages, even after it started raining. I was an idiot. XD Oh! Also, one time that I was super proud of as a kid. XD I was nine, and these two boys in my class were being jerks to my best friend. I never stood up to people as a child, no matter what, but I did for him. I stood in front of him and said to the two boys to leave my friend alone. They laughed at me and taunted me a bit and I threatened them with, "If you hurt him, I'll tell on you." While I thought myself a superhero as a kid, I guess my threats were still childish. XD; Anyway, they continued being assbutts and subsequently I pushed them out the way and ran to get a teacher. Unfortunately some older kid dashed in front of me and shoved me over (I think it was an accident) and I ended up getting huge gashes on my knees from skidding over the ground and I got a huge swollen bruise on my side somehow. That was about the time I stopped wearing tights, lol. Anyway, my best friend then pushed the two boys out of the way and ran over to me and helped me up and took me to the medical room. I can't remember much of what we said, but I remember saying to him, "I'll keep protecting you from anyone who's mean." *buries face in hands!* ///// Last Edit by:
Gosangoku 7/21/12 - 9:41:53 pm
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| #11 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 9:44 PM | |
| Sound Is a Survivor  1,227 Posts 445 Achievements |
@ReilaChan I like this idea  I graduated last summer, and was out celebrating with my class. It was about 4 AM, and we were doing shots at this bar because one of my classmates was leaving to go to China a couple of days later, and we were saying goodbye. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye I see this guy that I used to be best friends with, but has a massive and devastating fight with several months earlier. I didn't want anything to ruin my good time, so I texted him asking him to remove himself from being near me, and he texted me back with some sour comment that he didn't know what I was talking about. Mind you, I was pretty wasted at this point, so it might not have made that much sense. After about half an hour of furious texting, we agreed to meet outside to talk about it one last time, and then never speak again. I waited a good ten minutes outside the bar, furious, drunk and cold before I saw him. But .. when I saw him, every single good memory of our friendship just returned full strength for some reason, and I could do nothing but run over, hold him really tight and start bawling my eyes out. I must have looked like a total idiot standing there, but we walked down to the harbour and talked for hours. We're now friends again, and everything is good between us again The story is way better in my head, but I was really drunk so maybe that's why it sounds super lame. duckie - tumblr - dA  Last Edit by:
Sound 7/21/12 - 9:46:58 pm
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| #12 :: July 21st, 2012 @ 10:58 PM | |
| ReilaChan is Darksided! 46 Posts 140 Achievements |
@iHEARTsnooze Idk, I was just weird. xD I thought I was randomly pregnant that way (Like virgin Mary but with Aliens?) I asked my mom how babies were made and she told me "By sleeping with a boy" I had freaked out because the previous week my cousins came into town and I had a bunk bet, but the youngest was sleeping on top and I had to share the bottom with my other cousin around my age. I took it literally and didn't realize what she meant. xD @ney Omg, I would have wanted to be your best friend in the entire world. I'd invite you over to go on Pokemon hunts in my wooded town. xD There were fields with high grass and a lot of wooded areas, beaches (it was a peninsula, Point Robets). I wish I did that as a kid now >  Where were you!? xD @Gosangoku Awwwh you're so cute. :3 When I was little I was a little punk nugget. xD If any kid irritated me, I'd take them down. My mom would be like "Jackie.. JAAACKIE let's go eat!! " I'd pout and say "No!" but slowly follow anyways (Who doesn't like food?!). I remember especially in kindergarten, I had made friends with a girl and an upperclassmen in first grade kept saying "Jackie and Amanda sitting in a tree, K-I-S-" and I took him by the shoulders, kicked him in the shin, and threw his butt on the ground. The teacher saw and merely shook her head, I was cute so I got away with everything ;]. I knew how to weasel out of things xD He never spoke to me and the last time I saw him he was going into 6th grade and still wouldn't talk to me. @Sound Ahaha, nah it's good. Good thing you two are friends again. When I got drunk I made friends too! With the floor (I couldn't seem to get off it, it was like it had a strong magnetic pull on me ~_~) and a toilet I named "Phillis". I never got drunk again after that. -.-
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| #13 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 2:32 AM | |
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I remember when I was around 7 or 8 and it as the middle of winter. I remember just laying in the snow watching the moon drift across the sky. It was unbelievably clear that night with only a slight snowfall. I just completed my uber fantastic snow fort under this huge pile of snow and I must of laid there for an hour before my mom told me to get my butt in the house before I got sick.
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| #14 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 2:57 AM | |
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 When I was three, I met the real Santa-no joke. We had just moved from Australia to Massachusetts, and since we hadn't made any friends yet, and all our family was in Australia, we spent our first Christmas in the states alone. We went to a place called The Christmas Farm Inn, located in New Hampshire. This was a small little place, that was really only open around Christmas. All the rooms were named after something to do with Christmas (The North Pole, Bethlehem, Santa's Workshop), and you got to know all the guests and staff really well. There was one young man named Craig, who always made sure to say hello to everyone. On Christmas Eve, we went for a sleigh ride, and the sleigh driver saw Donner and Blitzen and called them over. We got to feed them, and pat them. Then, that night, everyone was invited to the Barn for hot chocolate, coffee, and cookies. The owner read us The Night Before Christmas, when he was done, we heard sleigh bells. The doors opened, and in walked Santa! I was the first kid up from my parents, and I ran over calling "Santa, Santa!" Santa scooped me up in his arms, and gave me a big hug. He said "Jessica! I'm so glad to see you. I'm glad you had a safe trip from Australia to America. I know you miss your friends, but you'll make new ones!" Then he gave me one of the things I wanted that year, a tiny puppy that could turn it's head. The real Santa...jealous?
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| #15 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 4:13 AM | |
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 When I was a child, my relatives would call me an "alien from outer space" since I looked really Korean. It was really odd, but I guess they weren't used to my appearance for most everyone else in my family has blonde hair, blue eyes, etc. (they are European). I got mistaken for being Korean so many times as a child. Though now I no longer look Korean (they think of me as a biracial child that is an asian mix, when I'm not!). Haha. Anyways, there are many stories from my childhood that I would like to tell, but I'm feeling quite lazy at the moment and don't feel like typing it up. XP
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| #16 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 4:15 AM | |
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@ReilaChan Awhahah yeah, that darn magnetic pull xD I don't usually suffer from it when intoxicated, however I should not sit comfortable places, because THOSE places have the worst magnetic pull ever. Have I sat there, I won't get up again. I also have a habit of befriending things, for an example I once found a Barbie Pony toy in my pocket after a trip out. It was twice the size of my hand and I have zero ideas to how it got there. It wasn't even a very big pocket! duckie - tumblr - dA
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| #17 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 4:03 PM | |
| Fred The Helper  2,012 Posts 412 Achievements |
 Oh gosh, so many thiiings- I dyed my hair for the first time about an hour ago. Being a super excited and stuff, I was so happy and looking forward to my new hair color. I finish everything up aaaaand it looks like the goshdarn same hair color My mum's only comment was that I probably like my hair as it is. The rest only laughed xD This is when the saying FML comes into play Other than that, I was kinda normal. Most of the times. I had this crush on my second eldest cousin who is about 12 years older than me and when my younger cousins and I played dress-up, my sisters arranged a marriage for him and I. Oh god, we still have pictures... The ''Beauty and the Beast'' thing going on, with Belle's dress... I cannot look him in the eye anymore without either laughing or dieing of embarrassment Art by AKiANN // Wishlist |
| #18 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 7:28 PM | |
| BVaz is a Sun-Worshipper  162 Posts 534 Achievements |
I'm clumsy. So when I was 4 or 5, I fell, as usual. But this time, I fell right on my middle finger, while my whole family watched, which made me cry mostly from embarassment. When they asked what did I hurt, well, I showed them my middle finger. And then they started laughing (a lot), which only made me cry harder.
Only a few years later I found out why they were laughing
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| #19 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 7:29 PM | |
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A few years ago, when I was about 12 or 13, I was outside with my little cousin who was about 8 at the time at my grandma's house. We were talking and, somehow, we got onto the topic of puberty and periods and the whole bit. She asked me if I had hit puberty and was getting periods, and when I said yes, she quickly stood up, turned to one of my grandma's renters(She had a spare house and rented it out to this guy.), and told him "HEY! DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE GETS PERIODS?!!???!??!?!" and pointed to me. I was so freaking embarrassed. This was a grown man, about 30-40. I expected him to just give her a "wtf" look at her, being a older man who is use to menstruating women, but instead he started giggling and smiling. HE WAS GIGGLING AND FREAKING SMILING. While giggling/smiling he walked back into his house. I don't know what was more embarrassing. My ass of a cousin telling him that, or his response to what she said.
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| #20 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 9:56 PM | |
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| #21 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 11:43 PM | |
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Once upon a time, when I was just a kid, me and my church children's choir thingy went to go sing to old people at a senior home. And as if old people aren't scary enough, this old guy winked at me and my friends. It was really, really. creepy. xD
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| #22 :: July 22nd, 2012 @ 11:59 PM | |
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A couple weeks later, he talked to me again about giving a note to his friend and I didn't know his friend but he was like please please please. And so he left and I started flipping out again and crying (kinda) and he looked at me like I was weird and so yeah. That's my story. It's an awkward story...? |
| #23 :: July 23rd, 2012 @ 2:17 AM | |
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my ex, let me down so many times but i still love him and maybe would consider taking him back.. he asked another girl to prom said because he thought i didnt want to go his ex kissed him, he said he pushed her off. but everyone says they made out at the party some girl wrote him on twitter and he said he was taken but would still like to get to know her and on july 5th someone told me he had cheated on me with this other girl every one tells me to let him go but its not easy letting go of someone you grew close to and loved.. also when i was little i saw my uncle smoking and when he threw it down on the ground i went and picked it up and tried to smoke it as well. i have plenty of stories.♥ |
| #24 :: July 23rd, 2012 @ 3:36 AM | |
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It was kind of a funny the first time it happened, I was wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and my hair was down long. I was walking through the line when a TSA agent pulled me to the full body scanner and made me go through it. Then, she did a pat down on my hair. I was slightly perturbed, but I was like, okay. I tried to walk away after she was done, but then she chirped at me and made me stand with her for about a minute before hearing something on her radio and I was allowed to leave the checkpoint. I didn't think it would happen again, but it has happened every time I've flown since. In fact, the only time I haven't been hassled by transport security was when I was in Canada. Always the scanner, always the pat down, etc. Once I understood, because I was wearing a black maxi skirt that could've hid a lot (and the lady told me so), but it's just very peculiar. I'm not the kind of person they usually end up profiling (and it's unfair when they do profile), either. I'm white and I look it, and I have an obviously European last name. It's just kind of a running joke in my family now. It doesn't really bother me, though. I always get to the airport too early anyway because I'm stressed about being late.
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| #25 :: July 23rd, 2012 @ 3:08 PM | |
| Cole is a Billionaire  583 Posts 453 Achievements |
When I was five, I went to a flee market with my grandparents and my grandpa left to get coffee while I wasn't looking. When I realized he wasn't there, I started bawling and ran around, stopped everyone I could and asked them where my grandpa was. My grandma was following me the entire time, trying to tell me where he was, but I either didn't believe her or couldn't hear her over my crying.
Almost 13 years later and I still haven't lived that down. :I
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| #26 :: July 24th, 2012 @ 5:12 AM | |
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RokuNi
My friend and I were hanging out at his house outside a few years ago, and I dunno what happened, but I got mad at him. I kicked him in the junk so hard, he went down on the trampoline in pain. Next thing I knew, he picked up a dirt clod and launched it at me, catching my side. Oh my God, that was the most painful thing that's ever happened to me XD Forever
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I don't own this.| #27 :: July 24th, 2012 @ 8:54 AM | |
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I fell into a hole once when I was 7.. totally my brother's fault.
My parents were doing extensions on our old house( we've since rented it out) and the construction workers were working out in the front yard and digging holes for stuff... Anyway, they covered the holes they dug with leaves and me being seven and gullible completely believed my older brother when he said.. it was safe to walk on said leaves. I fell, in a very, very narrow hole, as in, I couldn't even scratch my nose narrow( my shoulders were squished in between either side of the hole and I still remember the sensation of bugs crawling over my nose.. I think it took close to an hour before my parents were able to pull me out... XD Quote: |
| #28 :: July 24th, 2012 @ 12:07 PM | |
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Last year my class made a party at the home of one of the guys - I'll call him J. for short. We were all sitting around a camp fire, talking and blabbing until it was 11pm. J. decided to make a night walk and I as well as some boys - that I never really liked because they were always teasing me - went with him. The plan was to go to an old quarry. Therefore, we had to make a long walk over a field and past a wood. The whole time I was feeling ill and so I started complainng after a while. I dunno why, but the boys became nervous when we reached the wood and wanted to go back because they actually thought I would be feeling so bad 'cause demons were around (what is total crap, but the whole form believes that I can see and speak to demons, for whatever reasons. I never said I could do that, I guess people made it up because they think I'm strange or something). So J. decided to go back and then, suddenly, the boys became so nervous and anxious and just ran away with the only torch we had and left J. and me behind. We followed slowly, laughing, and eventually the others stopped and looked back to us. Just out of fun, J. told me: "Hold still. Don't move!" so we just stood there and heard how the guys started to talk about us "being evil" and "touched by demons" and the they ran away screaming and J. and I were alone xD Well, we went back slowly, had a nice talk and finally, when we came back to J.'s house, we went around it, not through the gate at the front, so we could sneek up to the others and surprise them. We had nearly reched the others when we could hear the guys telling them what had happened. They were totally anxious and babbling like crazy, telling the others that we got lost and stuff like that xD Eventually, we stepped out from our hiding place behind a hedge and everyone was so surprised but also glad to see us. No one had belived the guys the story with the demons and being lost, but they had been afraid because we were alone out there without a torch. We had fun the rest of the evening, only the few guys who had come with J. and me on the night walk were still terrified and even asked me if I can really see demons x'D Last Edit by:
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| #29 :: July 24th, 2012 @ 2:07 PM | |
| springjoy is a Mirage  1,701 Posts 786 Achievements |
@Xin YIKES. I would have freaked OUT! Hate tight spaces like that. Hmm... a story. Once upon a time, a little girl saw a kitten in a box outside of a store. It said "Free" on the box and a girl was standing with an umbrella over it. It was pouring down rain and she was soaking wet but she couldn't bear to leave the little cream and orange kitten behind. Her parents, somehow, decided to let her keep it, so she picked him up and tucked him into her shirt to keep him out of the rain. Immediately he began to purr, and it was the beginning of a love story. For 10 years, the girl and the cat were best of friends. He grew into a handsome, proud red tipped Siamese mix, and she grew into an awkward adolescent. She hoped he would never grow old. The day she found him, curled up in his favorite bed, she knew without looking that he was gone. The hole he left in her heart led her to declare she could never love another kitty again. Two years later, outside of another store Three thousand miles away, she somehow found herself reaching down into another box outside of another store on a day as bright and sunny as the day 12 years before had been rainy and cold. She'd held other kittens before. Always putting them back with a little sigh. But this one? The moment she picked it up, and held it, she just knew. It was going home with her. She named her Purrsilla and she kept the girl company through all the rough and confusing teen years and into the overwhelming age of adulthood. Thirteen years later, and another 5 thousand miles away, the girl dreamed that she said good bye to her fluffy black and white pet. And that night, peacefully asleep, her beloved companion slipped away. That was a few days after her 13th birthday in June 2012. I miss her. <3 Last Edit by:
springjoy 7/24/12 - 2:08:50 pm
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