Naked meth addict arrested while covered in crisco "looking for a party"

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Naked meth addict arrested while covered in crisco "looking for a party"

#1 :: August 11th, 2012 @ 6:40 AM

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I felt bad pinging #wtf with such a sad news story so early in the morning so I had to find something funny to sort of balance it out.

Meth. It's a helluva drug.

I love...nay, I adore his mugshot.

And the comments!
"Not to worry, he didn't have a Twister mat with him." is my fav.

#2 :: August 11th, 2012 @ 7:26 AM

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Maybe in his drug addled state he thought greasing himself up would make him harder for the police to catch...

#3 :: August 11th, 2012 @ 10:36 AM

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i loveing hate meth

#4 :: August 11th, 2012 @ 10:56 AM

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o_O ....and I just woke up, too.

#5 :: August 11th, 2012 @ 11:16 AM

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Say no to meth kids.

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Last Edit by: Margarita 8/11/12 - 11:17:30 am

#6 :: August 11th, 2012 @ 12:53 PM

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I would love to see how the arrest went down.... I do.

#7 :: August 11th, 2012 @ 1:38 PM

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#8 :: August 12th, 2012 @ 12:41 AM

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i'd say those are extremely relevant.

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#9 :: August 12th, 2012 @ 10:48 PM

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Quote:

The Crisco can wasn't the only party favor he was carrying, VenHuizen said. Officers examined Forber's shorts and found a small amount of what they suspected to be methamphetamine in his pocket, The Rock Island Argus reported.

So I suppose he was carrying the shorts.

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#10 :: August 13th, 2012 @ 4:32 PM

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Lol that mug shot. My cat gives that look seconds before she sneezes.