GLACIER XOTL
HEY, PIGS! YOU INSIST ON SENDING TOXIC XOTLS FOR GAG GIFTS. KEEP GETTING "XOT-ROLLED". THINK YOU ARE FUNNY?
WELL, GUESS WHAT? MATLAL FOUND WAY TO MAKE XOTL SLEEPY: PUT THEM ON ICE. FROZE GOURD-JEWELS OFF TO DO IT, BUT DO NOT WORRY. BARON OMAD IS GOOD GARDENER. HE CAN GROW A PAIR--
WHY YOU LAUGHING? STOP THAT. I ALWAYS HAVE BIG PAIR ON MY STAFF.
UGH, YOU ARE LIKE CHILDREN. GO LICK A FROZEN GLACIER XOTL. HOPE YOUR TONGUE GETS STUCK.
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QueenOfImladris
Clearly this Xotl is doing some kind of epic yoga pose...it's flexibility level is over 9,000!
Kinda sucks for Baron that he's got to lug in some more miracle gro to grow more gourds and re-decorate Matlal's staff though.
Kinda sucks for Baron that he's got to lug in some more miracle gro to grow more gourds and re-decorate Matlal's staff though.
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Paddy
*laughs *I just love Matlal's news posts :D ....I never knew Baron Omad was such a good gardener that he can grow Gourd-Jewels though!
....and that Xotl's pose is just fantastic!! :D
....and that Xotl's pose is just fantastic!! :D
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Silverfish
I have no clue what the xotl is trying to achieve with this pose... fact is, if I'm ever tempted to make a picasso fanpet I have the color/species now XD
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Yuzu
LOL I LOVE YOU MATLAL
This Xotl is great too! Quite possibly my favorite of all the Xotl colors! Great pose and expression! Props to the artist. :D
This Xotl is great too! Quite possibly my favorite of all the Xotl colors! Great pose and expression! Props to the artist. :D
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Taiho
That Xotl looks like it's plotting something to me, not sure it's as sleepy as Matlal claims.
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Alcremie
Actually, I hear frozen Glacier Zotls provide medical attributes...as long as they're frozen.
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Blir
The pose is odd but I like it the more I look at it. It's almost like he's trying to use his big feet to keep himself warm? And also Matlal posts are THE BEST EVER.
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JelloStar
Oh gracious. I needed that laugh.
Matlal, please to be doing all the news posts from now on. Thank you much and all the love. <3
Matlal, please to be doing all the news posts from now on. Thank you much and all the love. <3
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BleedingOrange
OMG I have been waiting on this since I got my Xotl when they came out.Goes off to change FrozenDwarf
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CelticRaiN
This somewhat confused me... although it was clever and funny. :P But, I am guessing that is the new Glacier Xotl, right? ...otay. ^_^
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azazel
The pet is awesome.
Matlal on the other hand... >.>
Sometimes I think I'm the only one who doesn't like him. Hah.
Matlal on the other hand... >.>
Sometimes I think I'm the only one who doesn't like him. Hah.
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Sylvvia
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The pet is just bizarre, don't like the position at all, but good shading etc etc and
MATLAL LET ME MARRY YOU
POISON, you crack me up hon! <3 I would definitely come to that wedding.
As for the Xotl, I think he's absolutely adorable. He looks sort of bashful and flirty all at once.
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Moondrops
Can Matlal make every announcement from now on please? His announcements are seriously the best.
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BlueRiver
Why we laughing, Matlal? Really, it would be almost impolite NOT to! XD
Heh, I love this guy!
Heh, I love this guy!
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Pseudonym
I love this so much!!! I wish all NPCs could do stuff based off of their regions, like xotls would be Matlal, steamwork would be Yun, etc.
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PoeticEnigma
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THIS!!Matlal needs to do all the news releases.
For a second I was like oh god where is it's head?! It's cute but no space for froggies for me :)
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Seiryuu
I'm still of the opinion that Matlal needs to do all the news releases.
Very cute new color for the xotl, as well!
Very cute new color for the xotl, as well!
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gemajgall
Very creative post! I keep hoping for an Omen Island sequel plot. I loved throwing water balloons and face painting and throwing trinkets into the ocean.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5407543/1/The-Final-Final-Chapter
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5407543/1/The-Final-Final-Chapter
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InSaNe
I wish Matlat would be back for something else than shomething else than showing off his new pets :P
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Mandy
Wow this makes me want a xotl even more. I still have no ideas for one though xD It's so cute
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FLUX
The pet is just bizarre, don't like the position at all, but good shading etc etc and
MATLAL LET ME MARRY YOU
MATLAL LET ME MARRY YOU
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Random
Hahahaha! Not only is Matlal hilarious once again, but OMG this Xotl is adorable. THAT FACE!
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Nightwing
D'aww the way its little hands and feet are posed! And lmao Matlal, easily the most entertaining guy around.
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Psychedelia
MATLAL YOUR JEWELS ARE TOO GLORIOUS TO BE KEPT ON ICE FOR VERY LONG. I WILL THAW THEM FOR YOU. THOROUGHLY. AND WITH VIGOR.
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Sopheroo
Guys, if Squishy dissapears one day, it's because of licking toxic frogs.
We are all warned.
We are all warned.
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