New Items: Poop!
Run, don't walk, to the Minions Market to get your hands on this little squirt.
If you're feeling a little empty after, the Food Market has some sustenance to help fill you up!
Also, the Crappy Plushie now looks significantly less crappy!
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Ariel
Apocalyptic
I think the negative reactions here are more childish than the items themselves.
Really, it's pixilated poop. Nothing more. I've seen /clipart/ that's worse than this.
It's not like you have to buy it, and I think people are over reacting to the fact that er mer gerd it's going to show up in shops. Jesus Christ.
Really, it's pixilated poop. Nothing more. I've seen /clipart/ that's worse than this.
It's not like you have to buy it, and I think people are over reacting to the fact that er mer gerd it's going to show up in shops. Jesus Christ.
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Marcus
I wasn't too grossed out by the items themselves but those descriptions for the peanut butter and hors doeuvre! Christ! I'm laughing my ass off and wanting to gag at the same time.
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SaboKat
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Jus sayin :P
While I can understand how people are grossed out (personally, the snot-themed items do that for me), it's not like poop-themed items are a new thing. They've been around the site for years now.
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BlizzardLizzard
Do people not realize that there have been other poop themed items on the site for a while? This really isn't a new thing...
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myshytta
really wish they would of put this effort into nicer items, not shitty items lol...no use in these for me.
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Separatist
OH GROSS POOP ITEMS ARE SO HORRIBLE AND CHILDISH AS.....yeh whatever.
No way man this is funny! XD I love to get myself some poop items. Not that i love it or something...but common people just see the humor in it. xD
No way man this is funny! XD I love to get myself some poop items. Not that i love it or something...but common people just see the humor in it. xD
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Botanist
Quote by @User not found: shinda_akuma:
I know people often say 'LOL I CHOKED ON MY TEA', but I actually did choke on my my tea there.Boku no Sexual Harassment corn.... OH GOD! THE FLASH BACKS!!!
*adblocks all the food items*
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Bailey_435
I'm dying at the comments, apparently having a normal reaction to shit means you are weird and whiny now.
I mean it's nothing to freak out over, but....yeah.
I mean it's nothing to freak out over, but....yeah.
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Nuke
People really think these are the first poo-themed items on the site?? Where were you all when the Pooquine was released lol. This is nothing new, please.
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Tricksparrow
Ah. The subeta userbase. Willing to whine and cry outrage at anything. Never change <3
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Bailey_435
I appreciate 12-year-old-level humor, but this is Neopets-level humor. You can do better than this -ahem-, shit.
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Akele
But dude, where's the Poop Wine? XD
Anyway. I'm not crazy about these items. Never got the whole 'poop' item thing. Actually I kinda find it gross. But to each it's own?
Anyway. I'm not crazy about these items. Never got the whole 'poop' item thing. Actually I kinda find it gross. But to each it's own?
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GreenRowan
And now Subeta enters the ranks of the "true pet site," and adds a strong poop component. NIckelodeon should buy stock!
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Legion
There are fetus-shaped lollipops on this site. Let's not forget that in the rush to gag over pixel poop.
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Marine
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Yeahthis. ;cUgh, will I ever find a petsite that does have stupid 'poop' themed items? Every time I come across one I just have to shake my head.
I'm not really offended, but.. ugh. Yuck. I don't really see what's so funny, I suppose. I just end up wrinkling my nose because "ugh gross don't want". I just don't really see the appeal of food items that happen to be themed around.. well.. poop. Ugh.
If anyone else uses adblock and doesn't want to look at these or other items, it's not hard to block specific images/URLs.
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Fortune
Petrified Turd made me smile xD
I don't see what the big "ew" reaction is all about. Some of the zombie food grosses me out way more than these items.
I don't see what the big "ew" reaction is all about. Some of the zombie food grosses me out way more than these items.
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ROADHOG
get your hands on that /little squirt/ omfg i thought i was too old to laugh at poop jokes but i was wrong.
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cartel
Not liking something =/= 'getting your knickers in a twist'; I haven't read one whiny, over-the-top WE HATES IT comment yet. Just a few people stating that feces is not high on their 'makes me laugh hysterically' list.
Maybe I'm too old for poop jokes, but I'm not laughing either. Ick. :P
Maybe I'm too old for poop jokes, but I'm not laughing either. Ick. :P
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Klassikal
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wtf did I just read.
Only humans call it 'poop' probably because they must be embarrassed that their bodies produce something useful that they can't eat. I don't mean to be harsh... well, I guess that was a bit harsh, but come on, 'poop?' Animals have all kinds of words for the act of defecation. Deer call it "Miweahaaneawanahanameealo" which means, " Little drops of joy for the meadow grass that gives us life." Skunks call it, "Wum hau kup una snu cla hurk mar dan moog." or ( roughly translated) "Man that smells great! Lets put that on the roses! " Dogs have been know to say, "Woo murf ar ar oof bow arf erm. Which means "Now I will be able to find my way back home!"
Birds call it "CHIRP! which in their language means the same thing as Geronimo!" Bears have been known to call theirs, "Oh Oh OH!! Ow Ow Ow! OH CRAP!! HOLY CRAP!! OOOOWWWWW! CCCRRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!!" Which can be translated, as "This will teach me to chew the bones more thoroughly!"
Weasels do not defecate, we...um...angels take it away!
Most all animal byproducts can be used for fertilizer. Cow feces for soil amendments for corn, watermelon and squash, I would use pig feces for tomatoes, squashes, and pumpkins, and I would use chicken feces for strawberries. All animal byproducts have to be well composted first, never put raw wastes on foods you would eat. Cat waste should be fed to the cat, and Dogs should learn to use a toilet. ( I knew a dog who always looked so surprised and horrified whenever he defecated, and on more then one occasions was heard to remark, "What? Oh, No! What's Happening? Oh! OH! OW!! What just happened? Is it alive? Did that come from me? Did I give birth? Come on little one breath! Oooo! You Stink! Wait! I've done this before. Meh! Nevermind! OOo what's that smell over there?"
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Reykur
I'm mildly disgusted. Glad I'll be away for the weekend so it won'be on top of the newspage when I come back anymore xD (still the art is nice... kinda.)
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ixtab
why should it matter to anyone if these items bother another person? poop IS gross. idg why people who find this funny let their amusement be piddled on by people who happen to find it gross? obv not everyone has the same sense of humour... jeez
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Cenire
This post made me laugh so hard.. my sister was just telling me how crappy her day was before I saw it, lol
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Frieda
Only humans call it 'poop' probably because they must be embarrassed that their bodies produce something useful that they can't eat. I don't mean to be harsh... well, I guess that was a bit harsh, but come on, 'poop?' Animals have all kinds of words for the act of defecation. Deer call it "Miweahaaneawanahanameealo" which means, " Little drops of joy for the meadow grass that gives us life." Skunks call it, "Wum hau kup una snu cla hurk mar dan moog." or ( roughly translated) "Man that smells great! Lets put that on the roses! " Dogs have been know to say, "Woo murf ar ar oof bow arf erm. Which means "Now I will be able to find my way back home!"
Birds call it "CHIRP! which in their language means the same thing as Geronimo!" Bears have been known to call theirs, "Oh Oh OH!! Ow Ow Ow! OH CRAP!! HOLY CRAP!! OOOOWWWWW! CCCRRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!!" Which can be translated, as "This will teach me to chew the bones more thoroughly!"
Weasels do not defecate, we...um...angels take it away!
Most all animal byproducts can be used for fertilizer. Cow feces for soil amendments for corn, watermelon and squash, I would use pig feces for tomatoes, squashes, and pumpkins, and I would use chicken feces for strawberries. All animal byproducts have to be well composted first, never put raw wastes on foods you would eat. Cat waste should be fed to the cat, and Dogs should learn to use a toilet. ( I knew a dog who always looked so surprised and horrified whenever he defecated, and on more then one occasions was heard to remark, "What? Oh, No! What's Happening? Oh! OH! OW!! What just happened? Is it alive? Did that come from me? Did I give birth? Come on little one breath! Oooo! You Stink! Wait! I've done this before. Meh! Nevermind! OOo what's that smell over there?"
Birds call it "CHIRP! which in their language means the same thing as Geronimo!" Bears have been known to call theirs, "Oh Oh OH!! Ow Ow Ow! OH CRAP!! HOLY CRAP!! OOOOWWWWW! CCCRRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!!" Which can be translated, as "This will teach me to chew the bones more thoroughly!"
Weasels do not defecate, we...um...angels take it away!
Most all animal byproducts can be used for fertilizer. Cow feces for soil amendments for corn, watermelon and squash, I would use pig feces for tomatoes, squashes, and pumpkins, and I would use chicken feces for strawberries. All animal byproducts have to be well composted first, never put raw wastes on foods you would eat. Cat waste should be fed to the cat, and Dogs should learn to use a toilet. ( I knew a dog who always looked so surprised and horrified whenever he defecated, and on more then one occasions was heard to remark, "What? Oh, No! What's Happening? Oh! OH! OW!! What just happened? Is it alive? Did that come from me? Did I give birth? Come on little one breath! Oooo! You Stink! Wait! I've done this before. Meh! Nevermind! OOo what's that smell over there?"
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Pepsi_306
Hmm, I'm eating corn right now. Sweet, buttery corn. With steak and rice. I'm not grossed out at all. Why? Because these are pixels.
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Kilala
Well I wont make a big fuss because I'll buy em for Blazed to eat anyway! He's eaten gross stuff from Half-Baked and The Lost Skeleton ;3 he don't care haha as long as he reached the next tier, I'll feed him all sorts of junk XD. -snuggles Blazed too death- Either way, I guess it's natural for some people to complain and others not to :3 we're all different here and we all have our own opinion on the matter. Quite frankly, I'd rather see these in like Half-baked than in the Food Market, that would be my own complaint since these are gross nasty foods XD.
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Medli
I'm not going to make a big deal of this, but come on. I thought we were a little more mature than Neopets over here.
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TJPanda
All the different pet sites I go to have items similar to these XD. This is the most creative of them so far that I seen so far.
Good one XD. I needed a good laugh when I came in today. Thank you for the humor ^_^.
Good one XD. I needed a good laugh when I came in today. Thank you for the humor ^_^.
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MuerteDustRabbit
This.. I would have never expected.
The petrified turd is kinda cute in a gross way. lmao
The petrified turd is kinda cute in a gross way. lmao
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GoldenCoyote
LMAO at all the people getting their knickers in a twist over these items.
Hey, guys, guess what? THESE THINGS AREN'T MANDATORY. You don't have to buy, sell, and/or collect them if you don't like them. They're only a teeny tiny smattering of things out of a total collection of TENS OF THOUSANDS of items, so they're stupidly easy to ignore and forget about. So really, poo-pooing and raising a stink about them in an incredibly-thinly-disguised effort to "guilt" Keith into getting rid of them just makes YOU look immature, okay?
Hey, guys, guess what? THESE THINGS AREN'T MANDATORY. You don't have to buy, sell, and/or collect them if you don't like them. They're only a teeny tiny smattering of things out of a total collection of TENS OF THOUSANDS of items, so they're stupidly easy to ignore and forget about. So really, poo-pooing and raising a stink about them in an incredibly-thinly-disguised effort to "guilt" Keith into getting rid of them just makes YOU look immature, okay?
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Strength
The sheer seriousness of so many people here is hilarious. Almost better than the items. Almost.
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Tashamon
Pshhh, enough animals eat their own and other's poop.
The minion and it's description cracked me up though.
The minion and it's description cracked me up though.
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Melody
Methinks the folks at The Food Market have been hanging out with the proprietor of The Lost Skeleton . . . my zombie loving pet will enjoy these for sure. xD
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GAMECUBE
ahahahahaha i love this news post omg
i need that poopy peanut butter for superdog, two of his favourite things combined hehe
i love you subeta
i need that poopy peanut butter for superdog, two of his favourite things combined hehe
i love you subeta
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Lantern
While the art is nice, I've never been a fan of the poop items onsite. I find them kind of dumb.
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Spider
Ugh, will I ever find a petsite that does have stupid 'poop' themed items? Every time I come across one I just have to shake my head.
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Christina
Not really disgusted by it or anything, but I have to say my respect for the site died a little bit on seeing this.
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BlizzardLizzard
Lol at people getting their panties in a bunch over pixel poo.
I think it's hilarious XD
I think it's hilarious XD
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ChatLunatique
Gonna have to get all of the poo-food for my gourmand pet, he tends to really like the gross food.
For something that so many people claim to be upset by, these are sure disappearing from the shops fast. Sure the humor is a little crass, but it's still humorous, and the art is well done.
For something that so many people claim to be upset by, these are sure disappearing from the shops fast. Sure the humor is a little crass, but it's still humorous, and the art is well done.
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Tristaran
@Wolf_Spirit - I think Allegria was making a potty joke about having urine as a side, hence "pee" and not "pea." But anywho.
The poop stuff has always kind of grossed me out, but it still makes me chuckle. The artists do a great job. The description for the plushie has always been one of my favorites on the site.
The poop stuff has always kind of grossed me out, but it still makes me chuckle. The artists do a great job. The description for the plushie has always been one of my favorites on the site.
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Five
I love how seriously everyone is taking these.
Funnier than the items themselves, which aren't even that bad.
Grow a sense of humor.
Funnier than the items themselves, which aren't even that bad.
Grow a sense of humor.
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Bathory
The petrified turd is meant to be styled after a term I can not say because it includes a cussword. Basically have you even been scared so bad you "pooped" a brick. I'm sorry not everyone enjoys my crappy humor
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Dryad_182
>Run, don't walk, to the Minions Market to get your hands on this little squirt.
>get your hands on this little squirt.
>this little squirt.
>squirt.
WHY WOULD YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT?! Dx
>get your hands on this little squirt.
>this little squirt.
>squirt.
WHY WOULD YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT?! Dx
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Allegria
While I can understand how people are grossed out (personally, the snot-themed items do that for me), it's not like poop-themed items are a new thing. They've been around the site for years now.
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BelovedWinter
Really don't know why poop products needed to be included. :/ Always hated it about other pet sites and still hate it here. Gross, bleh.
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Caterpillar
Haha, so funny and randumb xDD These will look cool next to my doomy doom llamas and killer rabbits xDDD
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Marina
Everyone could use a bit of poop humour every once in a while. The Poopy Peanut Butter is amusing me :3
I mean, as long as they're not using serious terms for the items, I don't even imagine them to actually be poopy.
It's just like the little poop piles you make for cakes and cupcakes. Just chocolate icing :P
I mean, as long as they're not using serious terms for the items, I don't even imagine them to actually be poopy.
It's just like the little poop piles you make for cakes and cupcakes. Just chocolate icing :P
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Rii
Subeta. Subeta, what are you doing? Subeta, STAHP.
These items are not funny. These items are seriously disgusting. They trigger my OCD so badly, especially if my mouse goes over over, that I want to vomit to purge myself from the taint of all the germs of a pile of crap. (Fortunately my OCD is somewhat mild and I don't ever actually go throw up.)
But seriously. Mental disorders aside, what in all the world makes you think these sorts of items are okay, even for zombies? Huh? It's immature, crude humor and I KNOW you guys are capable of better.
These items are not funny. These items are seriously disgusting. They trigger my OCD so badly, especially if my mouse goes over over, that I want to vomit to purge myself from the taint of all the germs of a pile of crap. (Fortunately my OCD is somewhat mild and I don't ever actually go throw up.)
But seriously. Mental disorders aside, what in all the world makes you think these sorts of items are okay, even for zombies? Huh? It's immature, crude humor and I KNOW you guys are capable of better.
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Acute
Omai. I don't think I'll feed my pets those things but nice art guys. You really captured the... shitty aspect of shit. Haha
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Holy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jsVgi8hoFFc
Totally reminded me of this song :P
Totally reminded me of this song :P
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demure
why are people so negative? sure this is pretty gross but i love this. im laughing like im 7 because this is just hilarious. xD
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Psychedelia
This is something personally I will not ever ever ever own. Ew. That's just.... no thank you. Everyone is disgusted by something on here, poo happens to be mine. These are items I will not have.
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GoldfishWishes
what is it with this site and all the poop stuff... Do y'all have scat fetishes or something? cause its gross lol
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Blanche
WELP THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY POOP GIFTS ahaha
Yay for the crappy plushie being less crappy though, lol 8D
Yay for the crappy plushie being less crappy though, lol 8D
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pax
HI, I'M FIVE YEARS OLD AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE NEWS POSTS FOR THE YEAR.
Also, anyone showed this to Valhalla/Kal yet? xD
I also love the crappy plushie more now! c:
Also, anyone showed this to Valhalla/Kal yet? xD
I also love the crappy plushie more now! c:
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Bathory
Omg I just realised this. Thanks I must have that guy lol so much of a better twist than my idea the poo stone lol
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RNA
Subeta must have some lax health regulations because ewwwww
:P
Might just add these to my dinosaur poop-themed pet.
:P
Might just add these to my dinosaur poop-themed pet.
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