Elwood Day: Woodle Game Phone

My day has arrived! Elwood day is here! FINALLY.

So I've had this thing primed to go for ages, but of COURSE the staff only give me one lousy day to show off my skills and now it looks like I'm super late to this craze. I have created WOODLE, it's like that other game but with a whole lot of wood and you can't even mess it up with your greasy pizza hands. Bonus: I'm sharing it with all of you so we can all play with other via these (surprisingly well-crafted) wood phones!

What, you don't think I have the technical skills to construct a smart phone made of wood that comes installed with my brilliant game? Of course I have the skills, because everything is pixels and imagination here and I can say whatever I want.

Happy Elwood Day, pals!

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/22 12:20 pm Leave Comment

StarShadow @ 04/3/22 12:02 pm

So I had to order pizza last night for dinner.

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Jesus @ 04/2/22 3:51 am

Also you forgot the word "each"

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Jesus @ 04/2/22 3:50 am

God i wish this were real

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Yuzu @ 04/2/22 2:36 am

@Kyocera @Austria
I uh. Still have no idea how to play the game lol. But you both answered my question about the colors and that is a heck of a lot more information than I had previously, so thank you. ♥

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Ryuu @ 04/2/22 2:14 am

Melon.
_{& say "hi" to Grace for me, Trip. ;P}

@Lucifer

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Lucifer @ 04/2/22 1:24 am

@Ryuu

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Ryuu @ 04/1/22 6:33 pm

Aw. Not a wearable. :(

Why am I denied the pleasure of firmly grasping Elwood's hefty unit, so that I may spend some time cranking out a hard one today? _{&, by one, I mean a puzzle... obviously.}

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Allegria @ 04/1/22 6:24 pm

Oh no! I honestly though we were getting a Subeta version of the game to play! :D

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Urania @ 04/1/22 5:38 pm

Lol a big kiss Elwood , thanks

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Skolletta @ 04/1/22 5:12 pm

Hehehe. Thank you, Elwood!

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FCoD @ 04/1/22 4:27 pm

Thanks, Elwood!

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Chantho @ 04/1/22 4:22 pm

Yes Elwood Day!!!! I have so been looking forward to this, it's my favorite day on this site. Gotta love Elwood!

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Blythe @ 04/1/22 3:06 pm

I was driving out-of-state yesterday and pulled over to take this picture. It felt so fortuitous, knowing Elwood Day was looming.

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teacup132 @ 04/1/22 3:03 pm

olives
spinach
feta
ricotta
....

yep, quite a lot of possibilities

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Lucifer @ 04/1/22 2:45 pm

⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟨🟩🟩⬛
🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

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Jestro @ 04/1/22 2:35 pm

elwood i love u so much

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Muerte @ 04/1/22 2:34 pm

I love playing with your Woodle, Elwood.

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Austria @ 04/1/22 2:24 pm

Man if I hadn't already done Wordle today I would totally use "pizza" as my first guess. XD

@Yuzu
Green - correct letter, correct place
Yellow - correct letter, wrong place
Gray - letter not in word

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Foolkillersfancy @ 04/1/22 2:10 pm

HAPPY YOU DAY, ELWOOD!! <3

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Phoenix @ 04/1/22 1:50 pm

I dreamt about pizza last night*, and love that this came out as I was on my way to pick up pizza for lunch/dinner :D
Pizza really is always the answer.

*_{Dreamt someone was making pizzas based on/inspired by Battlebots. Minotaur's was just scattered with black olives because it loves to eat wheels}

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Forevermore @ 04/1/22 1:48 pm

Never change, Elwood <3

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RoxyWolf @ 04/1/22 1:46 pm

It's the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeaaarrrr~

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EvilRedDuckie @ 04/1/22 1:36 pm

thank you! happy elwood day ! :heart:

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Caliban @ 04/1/22 1:29 pm

Happy You Day, Elwood!

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wolfaira @ 04/1/22 1:23 pm

THANK YOU !!!
I NEEDED ONE :)

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sunshine15 @ 04/1/22 1:05 pm

Thank you! 😊

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hannahharmin @ 04/1/22 1:03 pm

If you're lost in the woods and you have this phone on you, just burn it to signal where you are. You're local GPS tracker at work. ;)

April Fools...Like as if I would ever burn this phone. <3

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Hunger @ 04/1/22 12:50 pm

Well, if I had a real smartphone I'd want it to be made of wood, lol.

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Lypsyl @ 04/1/22 12:46 pm

Thank you! Reminded me to go play and I got in only 2 tries!!

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Kyocera @ 04/1/22 12:42 pm

@Yuzu yellow is right letter in wrong place, green is right letter in right place. It's like divine discs on here but with words.

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Wesker @ 04/1/22 12:42 pm

T_ _NK YO_

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Laurey @ 04/1/22 12:37 pm

I'm always impressed by what staff are able to come up with for the references. And the phone looks cool, haha

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Rumi @ 04/1/22 12:36 pm

Love this! Literally just finished the daily Wordle :D

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thinking_kiwi @ 04/1/22 12:32 pm

Love you, Elwood!!

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Yuzu @ 04/1/22 12:31 pm

I still don't even understand how the play the hecking game.... WHAT DO THE COLORS MEAN

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Rogue @ 04/1/22 12:27 pm

Happy Elwood Day, Elwood! :heart:

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Sirelism @ 04/1/22 12:25 pm

lol i love it!!! thanks el

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Daydream @ 04/1/22 12:25 pm

I love this so much I'm going to try "pizza" in Wordle today

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Tinkerbabe @ 04/1/22 12:25 pm

Awesome! Thank you so much!

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kudzu @ 04/1/22 12:23 pm

I'm 100% playing "pizza" as my first Wordle word today.

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Sneaky @ 04/1/22 12:22 pm

I failed to predict the reference this year, when I saw this in the directory I was like "Of course! I should have known!" X)

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