Free Gift: El Wood
Another year has come and gone, and so many things have changed. But not the majesty of impressive wood - Have you been taking care of your wood? You have to keep it well oiled and rub down the rough edges, because when you take care of your wood, your wood takes care of you.
I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it\'s free.
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[NPC] Elwood
Mutilatrix
It's Log, it's Log~
It's better than bad-- It's good!
Everyone wants a Log~
You're gonna love it Log~
Come on and get your Log~
It's better than bad-- It's good!
Everyone wants a Log~
You're gonna love it Log~
Come on and get your Log~
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Kittycatrat
Wow! This is too far! It's sick! You guys are all disgusting!
But... seriously... if I read this at night while I was drunktired... I'd probably laugh so hard that I'd wake up the neighbors. I love you guys XD.
But... seriously... if I read this at night while I was drunktired... I'd probably laugh so hard that I'd wake up the neighbors. I love you guys XD.
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Coppy
OMG! Just coming back to Subeta from a week in hell, and you guys are making me LMAO!
Thanks so much,
Coppy
Thanks so much,
Coppy
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Pinklolly87
lmao this is exactly why Subeta is the best <3
At least El Wood is generous enough to let you borrow HIS wood to "practice on" should u feel insecure about oiling up your own! xD
At least El Wood is generous enough to let you borrow HIS wood to "practice on" should u feel insecure about oiling up your own! xD
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Paulv2010
so elwood wants me to do what with his wood sorry geezer but i need both hands for mine lol :P
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Peppermint
Elwood, I love you. 8'D Don't worry, I'll take good care of my wood. *strokes it*
*shot*
*shot*
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sentimental
I don't really get it o:
it's just kind of a dirty joke..so i don't really understand what it has to do with april fools :c
it's just kind of a dirty joke..so i don't really understand what it has to do with april fools :c
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XD the internet it cursed me when I opened my first webpage I can never get back to my childhood innocence XD
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skydreamer
"I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it's free."
:) Aaaw, he's being considerate. ;P
:) Aaaw, he's being considerate. ;P
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Deathscythe
Oh...my. I feel like I need to clean my mind after this. I love you Subeta, I really do. XD
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Hail
FFFFOHMAN, I love you Elwood. You never cease to amuse me, really. AND I'D LOVE TO PRACTICE WITH YOUR WOOD, THANK YOU. X3
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Kaneki
I giggled. Loudly.
To the point my dog looked at me strange. And then left. Now I'm sad. At least I have this wood to play with.
To the point my dog looked at me strange. And then left. Now I'm sad. At least I have this wood to play with.
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Rainey
Quote:
I just did this snorting with my coffee...thankfully I turned my head else I would have been driving to Walmart for a new keyboard :P
Good lord I snorted soda out of my nose and now it hurts.
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Nova
Now I can leave my boyfriend's wood alone. *tries to push out thoughts of the grandma hands on the wood* Thanks for that description btw.
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Aphrodite_226
Thanks Subeta, I promise I'll take a good care of my El Wood :heart:
I'll and polish mine right about now, brb.
I'll and polish mine right about now, brb.
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meiastar
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
I'm so happy that you share your abundant wood with us all. :"D :heart:
I'm so happy that you share your abundant wood with us all. :"D :heart:
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draithypie
*Sings* ''It's LOG, It's LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's WOOD. It's LOG, It's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD!!''
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Kairi
....Elwood you are AWESOME.
....I felt the need to insert something else, but I will resist.
....I felt the need to insert something else, but I will resist.
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starfish
also to @redcalypso, not sure if we can put links in here but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0kWqJJZa4
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bean
"What's the matter, Susie? What's the matter, Jill?
We're sick of our toys, we've had our fill!"
No Wood for Girls? For shame, Elwood, for shame.
We're sick of our toys, we've had our fill!"
No Wood for Girls? For shame, Elwood, for shame.
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Lisa
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs? Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!
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Fallenemiko
Elwood, you may be a made-up character, but, i friggin love you.
I'd love to play with yo wood anyday ;D
(person who types his stuff = MIND'SPLODE )
I'd love to play with yo wood anyday ;D
(person who types his stuff = MIND'SPLODE )
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honey_bear
I almost DID fall out of my chair from laughing. I just love the line I have more than enough to go around Even better that it comes from the hottie NPC Elwood ;) Love this!
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Muerte
Oh mister Elwood, you really know how to charm a guy in to playing with your wood.
But I fear it might be a little too big for me to play with...
But I fear it might be a little too big for me to play with...
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fledgling
I especially like the comment from Foreverjaded:
"I seriously just choked on the banana I was eating!"
"I seriously just choked on the banana I was eating!"
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Gloomy
Lol that was freakin' hysterical! XD
I totally take care of my wood #Pledge
Oh how diry you are, Elwood, no wonder I've always adored you.
I totally take care of my wood #Pledge
Oh how diry you are, Elwood, no wonder I've always adored you.
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Meepsworth
LOOOOOOOOOOOOG'D!
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
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Meepsworth
LOOOOOOOOOOOOG'D!
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
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Amanda
Elwood, I thought we had something special. And now you are just giving our your wood to everyone for free. WE ARE THROUGH.
And I'm keeping the wood.
And I'm keeping the wood.
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Inknote
Oh dear god. XD I love you Elwood, and I'll take REALLLLLL~ good care of your wood for you ;)
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Looshkin
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It fits on your back
It's great for a snack
It's LOG LOG LOG.
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It fits on your back
It's great for a snack
It's LOG LOG LOG.
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enid
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BIG, IT'S HEAVY, IT'S WOOD!
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BETTER THAN BAD, IT'S GOOD!
..~*~everyone wants a log. everyone needs a log. it's logloglog! 8D
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BETTER THAN BAD, IT'S GOOD!
..~*~everyone wants a log. everyone needs a log. it's logloglog! 8D
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PoeticEnigma
rotflmao i don't think I have ever giggled so much at a news post before. Never change Subeta, never change!
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Swizzle
Elwood you must be desperate if you're giving it away for free. :( You could've charged for your wood you know.
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seance_255
Pffft this post
I could say so much about it, but seeing as this is supposed to be PG-13, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
I could say so much about it, but seeing as this is supposed to be PG-13, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
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Lily
It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good! :D
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good! :D
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JENNEEVA
BAHAHAH omg I cannot stop laughing, thanks for the free wood Subeta! I'll do my best to take care of it properly.
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Corvid
It's log, it's log, everyone wants a log - it's better than bad - it's good!
Also, you pervs. -_-
Also, you pervs. -_-
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Umby
fdjjgdf Oh god. I'm so glad no one else is home because I almost died.
@Koalagram
It's supposed to be dirty xD Running Elwood gag.
@Koalagram
It's supposed to be dirty xD Running Elwood gag.
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