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  • New Quest: Major Drills 09:09 pm


    HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!

    Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!



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    olsae er benasin ad rfrsingan t fn old account only geee oh well cant know whats behind the dude to miss out lol

    Posted by Sirenia

    needs more knifehands

    Posted by LUVOTOMY

    GOLD ACCOUNTS?!
    Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.



    Posted by gretchen_elaine

    are these only for people that have GA's?

    Posted by blackdog

    Oh that's cool. I accidentally double posted before. I sowwy lol. Gold account only? I'm sad now.

    Posted by NumbAlternative3

    GUNNY I LOVE YOU!

    Posted by Reserrection

    GA only? pft...here I've been checking for no reason.

    Posted by Timeless

    These quests are funny because I love this guy in real life especially his Geico commercial and Full Metal Jacket was awesome but I am not able to do the first quest he gave me.

    Posted by Live

    "you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop" HAHA

    Posted by cherry_virus

    Everything this guy says is making me giggle like a little girl.

    Posted by kudzu

    Only for gold accounts huh? Well you could have put that in the News or something. I've been checking back on the damn link every chance I got waiting for it to be working. Waste of my time. -.-

    Posted by RedSekhmet

    Hello Subeta.
    I love you.

    Posted by Celty

    Loving the and/or options....these are actually quite fun!

    Posted by apple

    Wait...did these just go from terrible to spectacular back to terrible? I got those great prizes before, but now all I'm getting are these lame little plug things. I don't care about plugs!

    Posted by Nettlekid

    Did a few of these quests, my score of Spectrail... LOL... will have to practice that game. Kinda makes you go around the site doing different things, that I like.

    Posted by Julie

    Wait, these are only for gold accounts? How the hell is that fair for everyone who can't afford those?

    Posted by Twilight_Storm

    Oh it took me a while to realize that these quests are gold account only for now. lol. Oh well, hope that it's open to the public soon, sounds like they could be good

    Posted by VOLTAGE

    He wants me to turn in an item to the item drive...are we having an item drive right now? And he wants me to feed something to my pet, but they are all in the lodge DOH! o_0 I guess I'll try another lol, don't quite have the hang of these yet

    Posted by apple

    I love these quest. They encourage you to do quest and other things you may not regularly do or have just plain forgotten about.

    Posted by Trendy

    It wont let me finish the quest. I got what I was supposed to....


    Posted by Ivy_Sprite

    I take back everything I said. I just accepted and cancelled quests until I got a pretty easy one. My prize? Nightmare Potion. Almost 10 mil. Definitely worth it.

    Posted by Nettlekid

    what is weekend quest?

    Posted by kitten19

    Sorry..but the quests are crazy and all you get at the end is junk. No thanks !

    Posted by Beckersmom

    my said working on this.but i never started a quest

    Posted by kitten19

    The Lemon Wedge has crazily inflated because of this

    Posted by Sunrise

    Got a Kuro Neko San Book of Death, which is worth 3mil. Yay!

    Posted by DundalkChild

    These quests are ridiculous.

    Posted by POISON

    So...Is there ANY reason why we'd ever do any of these quests? "Play Slots until you win the Jackpot." "Put together a regular Treasure Map." "Vend 46 times." These are things that are either nearly impossible or really expensive, and all you get at the end is junk like Green Argyle Socks or Turquoise Head Bandanna. No thank you.

    Posted by Nettlekid

    mmmmm yeaaahhhh No!
    I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
    (me doing these quests that is)

    Posted by Jules

    Permission to speak freely? Good. HELL. NO.

    Posted by Rinoa

    Oww man, gimme some peace! Relax or else you'll explode!
    *does a hippie dance*

    Posted by Chou

    I can't wait to do one of his quest. =D

    Posted by Allaconna

    Don't like the attitude at all. >_<

    Posted by bookofshadows

    Sir yes sir!

    Posted by caito

    Yes sir!

    Posted by ZyX

    Yay! New quests! I can't wait!

    Posted by Senti

    Lollllllllllllllll love it.

    Posted by Megan

    LMFAO.

    Posted by McKay

    Lmao, I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit. xD

    Posted by GOSH

    Unf. I want this working. It looks so much fun

    Posted by Twilight_Storm

    I love the drawing guys, amazing job ^^
    now waiting for the quest

    Posted by jukebox

    Also, Subeta, your never-ending plethora of references amuses me more than I think you'd care to know.
    I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.

    Posted by Kyphoscoliosis

    Very Funny Guy! At my age I tend to ignor people whom yell and point. LOL

    Posted by SubetaAngel

    He reminds of the guy who did Mail Call on the history channel,and the ceigo commerical. Mampy-Pampy land,lol

    Posted by Kakashi

    More reasons for me to love Subeta more than I love my real life. Dammit, people, you never cease to amaze me.
    And WHY does this arouse me

    Posted by Kyphoscoliosis

    Hmmm... I can;t wait to see where this goes! xD

    Posted by Alaska

    Ahaha, yes, he is legend.


    Posted by Venom

    Ahaha, yes, he is legend.


    Posted by Venom

    Being in the Army myself, and personally experiencing the wrath of drill sergeants ... this just makes me chuckle seeing this here. I love you, Subeta.

    Posted by Opulence

    That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.

    Posted by NumbAlternative3

    That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.

    Posted by NumbAlternative3

    I didn't get any of this..
    Until someone mentioned that it's a new quest!
    Woo! Excited!

    Posted by MiniCola

    I think he's looking for Sargent Snowball to get this up and running.

    Posted by Jollin

    Oh man, I can't wait to see this up and running, it looks hella interesting c:
    Also this art is fantastic!

    Posted by Jodie

    Just like bootcamp!

    Posted by Endeavor

    I'm in love! 8D Gawdz, he a sexy man and I absolutely love his language/talk! Woo! 8D *ish very excited*

    Posted by Solarstar17

    NO! I DO WHAT I WANT!

    Posted by apricot

    ...Does this mean we'll get to see Mail Call here, Gunny? ^^;

    Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD

    Posted by NoelKreiss

    That's why yellow makes me sad, I think.

    Posted by Life

    S-SIR YES SIR!
    e.e

    Posted by Rei



    Posted by Barbie

    Let's all chug on over to mamby-pamby land where, maybe, we can find some self-confidence!

    Posted by Thyne

    Holy crap that was hilarious.

    Posted by Caged

    OMG Gunny FTW!!! I just died of happiness inside at this because he is so much like him..

    Posted by Vash

    LMAO x3

    Posted by LOUD

    "Even though I need you like fart in a spacesuit" had me laughing like crazy.

    Posted by Shadow2222

    Wow, I bet this quest is going to be amazing when they finally get ti working. I can't wait <3

    Posted by Anica-Starbell

    Not the duct tape....anything but the duct tape. :c

    Posted by gelphin

    R. LEE ERMEY ON SUBETA. MY LIFE: COMPLETE.

    I've always liked a man in uniform. ;D

    Posted by Jacket

    not working looks like fun though

    Posted by chess

    LOL .....JUST LOL

    Posted by Sumi-zome

    WAT.

    ...O-OKAY. UM. SIR.

    Posted by Kafrin

    mmmm. ♥

    Posted by RAIVEN

    This is going to be great XD
    It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest!
    I'm going to have fun with this.

    Posted by CookieChip

    YAY, NEW QUESTS.

    Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D

    Posted by twocents

    Can't wait for it to be fixed!

    Posted by Katje

    Quote By TestName:
    Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!



    This made me lawl

    Posted by Wesker

    doesnt work o_O;

    Posted by ip0k3joo

    Its not working. :3

    Posted by Nyvora

    New NPC and new quests and amazing art?

    Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.

    Also.

    Quote:
    I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!


    You had me at hello.

    Posted by seance

    In all honesty, that guy frightened me. It didn't help that I was logged out when I saw him. I almost thought I got banned for some reason.

    Posted by MugoUrth

    Um, he's "working on something..." Latrine Duty perhaps? Maybe his space suit needed cleaning? If I buy him a beer would he be happier? Maybe he needs a smooch. Did he miss all the smooching we had a few months ago or something?

    Posted by Frieda

    Sorry for posting thrice, but I would really like to see an encounter between this guy and Jim the trainer.

    Posted by Expert_Fieldmouse

    Also, great art and writing for this guy =3

    Posted by Expert_Fieldmouse

    I'm afraid to think of what'll happen when you quit/fail one of his quests...

    Posted by Berry99

    This is making my inability-to-respect-authority gene run rampant already. =C

    MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!

    I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.

    Posted by Expert_Fieldmouse

    HOLY!
    He freaking scared me...

    Posted by gala

    Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!

    Posted by TestName

    It is difficult to express in mere words just how much I approve of another manly NPC on Subeta.

    And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha

    Posted by Lea

    Quote:
    Quote:

    AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;


    UGH this ^
    It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:


    I agree wholeheartedly, in both cases!!

    Posted by Ricardoe

    These are going to be awesome.

    Sending presents to people
    Putting Treasure maps together
    Feeding/playing with your pet
    Scratching scratchcards
    Play Games
    Vend

    You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!

    Posted by Jeryn

    Geez dangle new quests in front our noses, and they aren't even working. Whats up with that anyway!!!

    Posted by SHORTnSASSY

    Well, it's safe to say he scares me.

    Posted by erinpikachu

    THIS IS MY RIFLE,
    THIS IS MY GUN

    I can't wait to check out these quests

    Posted by Morgue

    AGH SIR YES SIR please don't hurt me oh gawd

    Posted by IceMistress

    Quote:
    AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;

    UGH this ^
    It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:

    Posted by atlanticlungs

    LOL Awesome!

    Posted by RUSSIA

    AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE ♥

    Posted by Burzum

    YESSIR! WHATEVER YOU SAY SIR!

    Posted by Aperture

    LOL This caught me off guard xD I was all o.O
    Awesome new NPC Can't wait to test out the quests!

    Posted by Lantern

    Y-yes Sir!
    S-sorry, Sir!
    ;~;

    Posted by Marluxia

    I Gunny Ermy

    Posted by Margarita

    "Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of"

    ^uncalled for, imo.
    Just be grateful there's even a site for you to be on.

    Posted by atechu

    This is like nine kinds of wonderful bahahaha!

    Posted by PoeticEnigma

    UM

    PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY?

    YOU NEED TO BE MADE INTO AN NPC, SIR.

    Posted by Parisa

    FART IN A SPACESUIT.

    Posted by Paws

    gawds, I hate that man. How much testosterone does one being need!?!?!!?! Guess I'll go bug him in my tie-dye shirt tho....

    Posted by Bagheera23608

    YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS A FOOTBALL BAT.

    Posted by PoisonCandy

    I'm not ashamed to admit that this made me think Gny Sgt Hartman(R. Lee Ermey) had passed(that's who this looks like to me...specially with the jackwagon line) lol

    Posted by Draken

    lmao, exactly what I thought, Umbre.

    Posted by nietzsche

    I love you guys.

    Posted by Reppy

    Laggg

    Nice art though

    Posted by Saga

    LOL. ily.

    Posted by confetti

    Guy kinda looks like my grandfather... JUST AS SCARY!

    Posted by Kiarae

    Rofl, about as useful as a football bat

    Posted by Kioris

    Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?

    Posted by Camisado

    Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?

    Posted by Camisado

    ya i have to agree with darkvixen, maybe this should have waited a little longer. its is seriously lagging up the site for me. and it wont even load.

    Posted by Nemui

    Page has been loading for 15 minutes now. -sigh-

    Posted by POISON

    It's not just you - the quest isn't loading for me, either.

    Great artwork! That really startled me.

    Posted by Soleta

    I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?

    Posted by DarkVixen28

    Way to make the site lag, Major Constipation!

    Posted by Lisa

    OH GOD YES!
    I MEAN.
    Yes sir!

    Posted by Mephistopheles

    I love you guys. I really do. ♥
    I used to love watching that guy on the Military Channel. I have no idea where he went, but he doesn't ever seem to be on anymore :c

    Posted by atechu

    Love it!

    Posted by Lena

    AAARRRRRRLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    Posted by Delirium

    He looks like one of the Halo characters, Mendez. XD

    Posted by Mentore

    Scared yet amused.

    Posted by POISON

    Hahahaha he looks constipated.

    Posted by Wink

    It's taking a million and ten years to load the page(s) after I clicked "Sir, YES SIR" ... But I have no problem staring the amazing artwork.
    Who did this and may I hump your leg ?
    ...I'll go in my corner now. =|

    Posted by Sui

    then: wow, major lag..

    Posted by Mulh

    Why don't we chug on over to mambypambyland where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!"
    New favorite quest. Just for this guy's news post c:

    Posted by Umbre

    iegh what the meaning of this?

    Posted by tiek16

    iegh what the meaning of this?

    Posted by tiek16

    first thought: yay, new quest!
    then: wow, major lag.. >.<

    Posted by Mulh

    Wow..scary..

    Posted by Hanamura

    lolz awesome

    Posted by Lush

    He looks exactly like my gym teacher. Same expression and all.

    Posted by TRUTH

    Yes sir,what you want!x_x7

    Posted by Homura

    And that is why I will never join the military :]

    Posted by Cophel

    is it my pc or is it frozen all im getting is waiting for subeta net

    Posted by bail9418

    Wow. I'm totally loving him. XD

    Posted by Daiquiri

    I click the new news thing and all I see is a scary face .-.

    Posted by Yoko

    haha he scared the crap out of me when I went to the news page xD

    The art does look awesome though!

    Posted by MagykalFireFox

    INSTANT FAVORITE

    Posted by Objection

    I love this! I love that guy in real life too! Brilliant!

    Posted by Rainey

    -salutes- Y-yes sir! x_X;

    Posted by LUCKY

    Holy crap, I cursed aloud in shock when the news loaded and my roommate got really startled. XD

    Posted by lurk

    not even kidding
    I jumped back when I saw him.

    dude is scary

    Posted by Cheyanne

    LOL! @Sui, I think he's pretty hot too! So commanding...

    Posted by RedCalypso

    Holy cr-. Shesh thats kinda scary. i was expecting something like another update not a seriously mad Sgt. O_O

    Posted by Zombie

    Haha, cool!

    Posted by Eleven

    ;~;
    OKAY!

    Posted by Piplup

    lol

    I actually jumped a little after refreshing the news and seeing that face.

    No offense, sir.

    Posted by jersey

    Fart in a space suit? LMAO. That made my day.

    Posted by Elrond

    ROFLMAO! Oh my, that is great! *goes to click*

    Posted by Rusty_Dusty

    holy...wow first thing i see when i log on, awesome artwork though

    Posted by Emotional

    Quote:

    I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit


    ^ My new pick-up line

    Posted by Kitten

    Oo new tasks? That's pretty cool.

    Posted by Jovi

    Holy crap, am I the only one that thinks he is a sexy son-of-a-dog ?

    Posted by Sui

    SIR YES SIR

    -cracks up laughing-

    Posted by Virus

    Yes sir! :c

    Posted by Marceline

    a-ahh.. scary.....

    Posted by albnutty

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