HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!
Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
Posted by: grelca