New Quest: Major Drills





HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!



Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
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Posted by grace

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
olsae er benasin ad rfrsingan t fn old account only geee oh well cant know whats behind the dude to miss out lol
needs more knifehands
GOLD ACCOUNTS?! D:
Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.

^_^
are these only for people that have GA's?
Oh that's cool. I accidentally double posted before. I sowwy lol. :[ Gold account only? I'm sad now.
GUNNY I LOVE YOU!
GA only? pft...here I've been checking for no reason. :P
These quests are funny because I love this guy in real life especially his Geico commercial and Full Metal Jacket was awesome but I am not able to do the first quest he gave me.
"you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop" HAHA
Everything this guy says is making me giggle like a little girl.
Only for gold accounts huh? Well you could have put that in the News or something. I've been checking back on the damn link every chance I got waiting for it to be working. Waste of my time. -.-
Hello Subeta.
I love you.
Loving the and/or options....these are actually quite fun! :D:D
Wait...did these just go from terrible to spectacular back to terrible? I got those great prizes before, but now all I'm getting are these lame little plug things. I don't care about plugs!
hxc
I'm not a huge fan of these.
Did a few of these quests, my score of Spectrail... LOL... will have to practice that game. Kinda makes you go around the site doing different things, that I like.
Wait, these are only for gold accounts? How the hell is that fair for everyone who can't afford those?
Oh it took me a while to realize that these quests are gold account only for now. lol. Oh well, hope that it's open to the public soon, sounds like they could be good :)
He wants me to turn in an item to the item drive...are we having an item drive right now? And he wants me to feed something to my pet, but they are all in the lodge DOH! o_0 I guess I'll try another lol, don't quite have the hang of these yet :P
I love these quest. They encourage you to do quest and other things you may not regularly do or have just plain forgotten about.
It wont let me finish the quest. I got what I was supposed to....
:(
I take back everything I said. I just accepted and cancelled quests until I got a pretty easy one. My prize? Nightmare Potion. Almost 10 mil. Definitely worth it.
what is weekend quest?
Sorry..but the quests are crazy and all you get at the end is junk. No thanks !
my said working on this.but i never started a quest
The Lemon Wedge has crazily inflated because of this D:
Got a Kuro Neko San Book of Death, which is worth 3mil. Yay!
These quests are ridiculous.
So...Is there ANY reason why we'd ever do any of these quests? "Play Slots until you win the Jackpot." "Put together a regular Treasure Map." "Vend 46 times." These are things that are either nearly impossible or really expensive, and all you get at the end is junk like Green Argyle Socks or Turquoise Head Bandanna. No thank you.
mmmmm yeaaahhhh No!
I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
(me doing these quests that is)
Permission to speak freely? Good. HELL. NO.
Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann lol
Can't wait to do his quests XD
can't wait @User not found: _@
Oww man, gimme some peace! Relax or else you'll explode!
does a hippie dance
I can't wait to do one of his quest. =D
Don't like the attitude at all. >_<
Sir yes sir!
ZyX
Yes sir!
Yay! New quests! I can't wait! :)
Lollllllllllllllll love it.
LMFAO.
Lmao, I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit. xD
Unf. I want this working. It looks so much fun :D
I love the drawing guys, amazing job ^^
now waiting for the quest :P
Also, Subeta, your never-ending plethora of references amuses me more than I think you'd care to know.
I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.
Very Funny Guy! At my age I tend to ignor people whom yell and point. LOL
He reminds of the guy who did Mail Call on the history channel,and the ceigo commerical. Mampy-Pampy land,lol
More reasons for me to love Subeta more than I love my real life. Dammit, people, you never cease to amaze me.
And WHY does this arouse me @User not found: _@
Hmmm... I can;t wait to see where this goes! xD
Ahaha, yes, he is legend.
Ahaha, yes, he is legend.
Being in the Army myself, and personally experiencing the wrath of drill sergeants ... this just makes me chuckle seeing this here. I love you, Subeta.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? chucks Crybaby.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? chucks Crybaby.
I didn't get any of this..
Until someone mentioned that it's a new quest! :)
Woo! Excited!
I think he's looking for Sargent Snowball to get this up and running.
Oh man, I can't wait to see this up and running, it looks hella interesting c:
Also this art is fantastic!
Just like bootcamp!
I'm in love! 8D Gawdz, he a sexy man and I absolutely love his language/talk! Woo! 8D ish very excited
NO! I DO WHAT I WANT!
...Does this mean we'll get to see Mail Call here, Gunny? ^^;

Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD
That's why yellow makes me sad, I think.
S-SIR YES SIR!
e.e
Let's all chug on over to mamby-pamby land where, maybe, we can find some self-confidence!
Holy crap that was hilarious.
OMG Gunny FTW!!! I just died of happiness inside at this because he is so much like him..
LMAO x3
"Even though I need you like fart in a spacesuit" had me laughing like crazy. :)
Wow, I bet this quest is going to be amazing when they finally get ti working. I can't wait <3
Not the duct tape....anything but the duct tape. :c
R. LEE ERMEY ON SUBETA. MY LIFE: COMPLETE.

I've always liked a man in uniform. ;D
not working :( looks like fun though ;)
LOL .....JUST LOL
WAT.

...O-OKAY. UM. SIR.
mmmm. ♥️
This is going to be great XD
It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest!
I'm going to have fun with this.
YAY, NEW QUESTS. :D

Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D
Can't wait for it to be fixed!
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Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!

This made me lawl
doesnt work o_O;
Its not working. :3
New NPC and new quests and amazing art?

Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.

Also.

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I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
You had me at hello.
In all honesty, that guy frightened me. It didn't help that I was logged out when I saw him. I almost thought I got banned for some reason.
Um, he's "working on something..." Latrine Duty perhaps? Maybe his space suit needed cleaning? If I buy him a beer would he be happier? Maybe he needs a smooch. Did he miss all the smooching we had a few months ago or something?
Sorry for posting thrice, but I would really like to see an encounter between this guy and Jim the trainer.
Also, great art and writing for this guy =3
I'm afraid to think of what'll happen when you quit/fail one of his quests...
This is making my inability-to-respect-authority gene run rampant already. =C

MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!

I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.
HOLY!
He freaking scared me... :(
Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!
Lea
It is difficult to express in mere words just how much I approve of another manly NPC on Subeta.

And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;

UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
I agree wholeheartedly, in both cases!!
These are going to be awesome. :D

Sending presents to people
Putting Treasure maps together
Feeding/playing with your pet
Scratching scratchcards
Play Games
Vend

You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!
Geez dangle new quests in front our noses, and they aren't even working. Whats up with that anyway!!!
Well, it's safe to say he scares me.
THIS IS MY RIFLE,
THIS IS MY GUN

I can't wait to check out these quests
AGH SIR YES SIR please don't hurt me oh gawd
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;
UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
LOL Awesome!
AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE ♥️
YESSIR! WHATEVER YOU SAY SIR!
LOL This caught me off guard xD I was all o.O
Awesome new NPC :D Can't wait to test out the quests!
Y-yes Sir!
S-sorry, Sir!
;~;
I :heart: Gunny Ermy
"Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of"

^uncalled for, imo.
Just be grateful there's even a site for you to be on.
This is like nine kinds of wonderful bahahaha!
UM

PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY?

YOU NEED TO BE MADE INTO AN NPC, SIR.
FART IN A SPACESUIT.
gawds, I hate that man. How much testosterone does one being need!?!?!!?! Guess I'll go bug him in my tie-dye shirt tho....
YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS A FOOTBALL BAT.
I'm not ashamed to admit that this made me think Gny Sgt Hartman(R. Lee Ermey) had passed(that's who this looks like to me...specially with the jackwagon line) lol
lmao, exactly what I thought, User not found: umbre.
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I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?

Posted by DarkVixen28
Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of
I love you guys.
Laggg D:

Nice art though :P
LOL. ily. :heart:
Guy kinda looks like my grandfather... JUST AS SCARY!
Rofl, about as useful as a football bat :D
Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?
Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?
ya i have to agree with darkvixen, maybe this should have waited a little longer. its is seriously lagging up the site for me. and it wont even load.
Page has been loading for 15 minutes now. -sigh-
It's not just you - the quest isn't loading for me, either.

Great artwork! That really startled me.
I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?
Way to make the site lag, Major Constipation!
OH GOD YES!
I MEAN.
Yes sir!
I love you guys. I really do. ♥️
I used to love watching that guy on the Military Channel. I have no idea where he went, but he doesn't ever seem to be on anymore :c
Love it!
AAARRRRRRLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!
reported
He looks like one of the Halo characters, Mendez. XD
I can't get the quest to load, it took me a few minutes just to get this page to load.

Also, my parents were both in the military. HE DOESN'T SCARE ME. BAHAHAHAHA!
Scared yet amused.
Hahahaha he looks constipated.
It's taking a million and ten years to load the page(s) after I clicked "Sir, YES SIR" ... But I have no problem staring the amazing artwork.
Who did this and may I hump your leg ?
...I'll go in my corner now. =|
then: wow, major lag.. -_-
Why don't we chug on over to mambypambyland where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!"
New favorite quest. Just for this guy's news post c:
iegh what the meaning of this?
iegh what the meaning of this?
first thought: yay, new quest!
then: wow, major lag.. >.<
Wow..scary..
lolz awesome
He looks exactly like my gym teacher. Same expression and all.
Yes sir,what you want!x_x7
And that is why I will never join the military :]
is it my pc or is it frozen all im getting is waiting for subeta net
Wow. I'm totally loving him. XD
I click the new news thing and all I see is a scary face .-.
haha he scared the crap out of me when I went to the news page xD

The art does look awesome though!
INSTANT FAVORITE :heart:
I love this! I love that guy in real life too! Brilliant!
-salutes- Y-yes sir! x_X;
Holy crap, I cursed aloud in shock when the news loaded and my roommate got really startled. XD
not even kidding
I jumped back when I saw him.

dude is scary
LOL! @Sui, I think he's pretty hot too! So commanding...
Holy cr-. Shesh thats kinda scary. i was expecting something like another update not a seriously mad Sgt. O_O
Haha, cool!
;~;
OKAY!
lol

I actually jumped a little after refreshing the news and seeing that face.

No offense, sir. :)
Lin
Fart in a space suit? LMAO. That made my day.
ROFLMAO! Oh my, that is great! goes to click
holy...wow first thing i see when i log on, awesome artwork though
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I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit
^ My new pick-up line
Oo new tasks? That's pretty cool.
Holy shit, am I the only one that thinks he is a sexy son-of-a-bitch ?
SIR YES SIR

-cracks up laughing-
Yes sir! :c
a-ahh.. scary.....

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