New Quest: Major Drills



HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!

Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!


Posted by: grelca
04/21/11 9:09 pm Leave Comment
Sirenia
olsae er benasin ad rfrsingan t fn old account only geee oh well cant know whats behind the dude to miss out lol
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luvotomy
needs more knifehands
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gretchen_elaine
GOLD ACCOUNTS?! D:
Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.

^_^
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blackdog
are these only for people that have GA's?
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NumbAlternative3
Oh that's cool. I accidentally double posted before. I sowwy lol. :[ Gold account only? I'm sad now.
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Reserrection
GUNNY I LOVE YOU!
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Timeless
GA only? pft...here I've been checking for no reason. :P
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Live
These quests are funny because I love this guy in real life especially his Geico commercial and Full Metal Jacket was awesome but I am not able to do the first quest he gave me.
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cherry_virus
"you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop" HAHA
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kudzu
Everything this guy says is making me giggle like a little girl.
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RedSekhmet
Only for gold accounts huh? Well you could have put that in the News or something. I've been checking back on the damn link every chance I got waiting for it to be working. Waste of my time. -.-
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Celty
Hello Subeta.
I love you.
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Rumi
Loving the and/or options....these are actually quite fun! :D:D
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Nettlekid
Wait...did these just go from terrible to spectacular back to terrible? I got those great prizes before, but now all I'm getting are these lame little plug things. I don't care about plugs!
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hxc
I'm not a huge fan of these.
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Julie
Did a few of these quests, my score of Spectrail... LOL... will have to practice that game. Kinda makes you go around the site doing different things, that I like.
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Twilight_Storm
Wait, these are only for gold accounts? How the hell is that fair for everyone who can't afford those?
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VOLTAGE
Oh it took me a while to realize that these quests are gold account only for now. lol. Oh well, hope that it's open to the public soon, sounds like they could be good :)
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Rumi
He wants me to turn in an item to the item drive...are we having an item drive right now? And he wants me to feed something to my pet, but they are all in the lodge DOH! o_0 I guess I'll try another lol, don't quite have the hang of these yet :P
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Trendy
I love these quest. They encourage you to do quest and other things you may not regularly do or have just plain forgotten about.
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Ivy_Sprite
It wont let me finish the quest. I got what I was supposed to....
:(
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Nettlekid
I take back everything I said. I just accepted and cancelled quests until I got a pretty easy one. My prize? Nightmare Potion. Almost 10 mil. Definitely worth it.
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kitten19
what is weekend quest?
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Beckersmom
Sorry..but the quests are crazy and all you get at the end is junk. No thanks !
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kitten19
my said working on this.but i never started a quest
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Sunrise
The Lemon Wedge has crazily inflated because of this D:
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DundalkChild
Got a Kuro Neko San Book of Death, which is worth 3mil. Yay!
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FLUX
These quests are ridiculous.
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Nettlekid
So...Is there ANY reason why we'd ever do any of these quests? "Play Slots until you win the Jackpot." "Put together a regular Treasure Map." "Vend 46 times." These are things that are either nearly impossible or really expensive, and all you get at the end is junk like Green Argyle Socks or Turquoise Head Bandanna. No thank you.
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Jules
mmmmm yeaaahhhh No!
I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
(me doing these quests that is)
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Rinoa
Permission to speak freely? Good. HELL. NO.
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Kali_818
Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann *lol*
Can't wait to do his quests XD
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oGgIe-BoOgIe
can't wait @_@
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Chou
Oww man, gimme some peace! Relax or else you'll explode!
*does a hippie dance*
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Allaconna
I can't wait to do one of his quest. =D
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bookofshadows
Don't like the attitude at all. >_<
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caito
Sir yes sir!
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ZyX
Yes sir!
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Senti
Yay! New quests! I can't wait! :)
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Megan
Lollllllllllllllll love it.
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McKay
LMFAO.
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GOSH
Lmao, I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit. xD
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Twilight_Storm
Unf. I want this working. It looks so much fun :D
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jukebox
I love the drawing guys, amazing job ^^
now waiting for the quest :P
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Kyphoscoliosis
Also, Subeta, your never-ending plethora of references amuses me more than I think you'd care to know.
I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.
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SubetaAngel
Very Funny Guy! At my age I tend to ignor people whom yell and point. LOL
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Kakashi
He reminds of the guy who did Mail Call on the history channel,and the ceigo commerical. Mampy-Pampy land,lol
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Kyphoscoliosis
More reasons for me to love Subeta more than I love my real life. Dammit, people, you never cease to amaze me.
And WHY does this arouse me @_@
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Alaska
Hmmm... I can;t wait to see where this goes! xD
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Venom
Ahaha, yes, he is legend.
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Venom
Ahaha, yes, he is legend.
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Opulence
Being in the Army myself, and personally experiencing the wrath of drill sergeants ... this just makes me chuckle seeing this here. I love you, Subeta.
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NumbAlternative3
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.
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NumbAlternative3
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.
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MiniCola
I didn't get any of this..
Until someone mentioned that it's a new quest! :)
Woo! Excited!
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Jollin
I think he's looking for Sargent Snowball to get this up and running.
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Jodie
Oh man, I can't wait to see this up and running, it looks hella interesting c:
Also this art is fantastic!
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Endeavor
Just like bootcamp!
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Solarstar17
I'm in love! 8D Gawdz, he a sexy man and I absolutely love his language/talk! Woo! 8D *ish very excited*
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apricot
NO! I DO WHAT I WANT!
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NoelKreiss
...Does this mean we'll get to see Mail Call here, Gunny? ^^;

Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD
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Life
That's why yellow makes me sad, I think.
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Rei
S-SIR YES SIR!
e.e
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Barbie
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Thyne
Let's all chug on over to mamby-pamby land where, maybe, we can find some self-confidence!
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Cogito
Holy crap that was hilarious.
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Vash
OMG Gunny FTW!!! I just died of happiness inside at this because he is so much like him..
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LOUD
LMAO x3
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Shadow2222
"Even though I need you like fart in a spacesuit" had me laughing like crazy. :)
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Anica-Starbell
Wow, I bet this quest is going to be amazing when they finally get ti working. I can't wait <3
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gelphin
Not the duct tape....anything but the duct tape. :c
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Jacket
R. LEE ERMEY ON SUBETA. MY LIFE: COMPLETE.

I've always liked a man in uniform. ;D
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Sugar
not working :( looks like fun though ;)
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Sumi-zome
LOL .....JUST LOL
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Kafrin
WAT.

...O-OKAY. UM. SIR.
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RAIVEN
mmmm. ♥
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CookieChip
This is going to be great XD
It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest!
I'm going to have fun with this.
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twocents
YAY, NEW QUESTS. :D

Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D
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Katje
Can't wait for it to be fixed!
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Wesker
Quote By TestName:
Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!



This made me lawl
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ip0k3joo
doesnt work o_O;
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Nyvora
Its not working. :3
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seance
New NPC and new quests and amazing art?

Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.

Also.

Quote:
I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!


You had me at hello.
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MugoUrth
In all honesty, that guy frightened me. It didn't help that I was logged out when I saw him. I almost thought I got banned for some reason.
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Frieda
Um, he's "working on something..." Latrine Duty perhaps? Maybe his space suit needed cleaning? If I buy him a beer would he be happier? Maybe he needs a smooch. Did he miss all the smooching we had a few months ago or something?
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fledgling
Sorry for posting thrice, but I would really like to see an encounter between this guy and Jim the trainer.
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fledgling
Also, great art and writing for this guy =3
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effie
I'm afraid to think of what'll happen when you quit/fail one of his quests...
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fledgling
This is making my inability-to-respect-authority gene run rampant already. =C

MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!

I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.
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cahoots
HOLY!
He freaking scared me... :(
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TestName
Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!
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Lea
It is difficult to express in mere words just how much I approve of another manly NPC on Subeta.

And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha
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Ricardoe
Quote:
Quote:

AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;


UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:


I agree wholeheartedly, in both cases!!
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Jeryn
These are going to be awesome. :D

Sending presents to people
Putting Treasure maps together
Feeding/playing with your pet
Scratching scratchcards
Play Games
Vend

You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!
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SHORTnSASSY
Geez dangle new quests in front our noses, and they aren't even working. Whats up with that anyway!!!
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erinpikachu
Well, it's safe to say he scares me.
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Seoni
THIS IS MY RIFLE,
THIS IS MY GUN

I can't wait to check out these quests
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IceMistress
AGH SIR YES SIR please don't hurt me oh gawd
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jenny
Quote:
AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;

UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
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RUSSIA
LOL Awesome!
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Burzum
AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE ♥
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Aperture
YESSIR! WHATEVER YOU SAY SIR!
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Lantern
LOL This caught me off guard xD I was all o.O
Awesome new NPC :D Can't wait to test out the quests!
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Marluxia
Y-yes Sir!
S-sorry, Sir!
;~;
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Margarita
I :heart: Gunny Ermy
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atechu
"Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of"

^uncalled for, imo.
Just be grateful there's even a site for you to be on.
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PoeticEnigma
This is like nine kinds of wonderful bahahaha!
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Parisa
UM

PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY?

YOU NEED TO BE MADE INTO AN NPC, SIR.
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Paws
FART IN A SPACESUIT.
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Bagheera23608
gawds, I hate that man. How much testosterone does one being need!?!?!!?! Guess I'll go bug him in my tie-dye shirt tho....
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PoisonCandy
YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS A FOOTBALL BAT.
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Draken
I'm not ashamed to admit that this made me think Gny Sgt Hartman(R. Lee Ermey) had passed(that's who this looks like to me...specially with the jackwagon line) lol
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nietzsche
lmao, exactly what I thought, User not found (1): Umbre.
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InSaNe
Quote:
I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?

Posted by DarkVixen28


Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of


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Reppy
I love you guys.
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Saga
Laggg D:

Nice art though :P
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Confetti
LOL. ily. :heart:
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Kiarae
Guy kinda looks like my grandfather... JUST AS SCARY!
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Kioris
Rofl, about as useful as a football bat :D
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Frozen
Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?
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Frozen
Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?
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Nemui
ya i have to agree with darkvixen, maybe this should have waited a little longer. its is seriously lagging up the site for me. and it wont even load.
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FLUX
Page has been loading for 15 minutes now. -sigh-
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Soleta
It's not just you - the quest isn't loading for me, either.

Great artwork! That really startled me.
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DarkVixen28
I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?
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Lisa
Way to make the site lag, Major Constipation!
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Mephistopheles
OH GOD YES!
I MEAN.
Yes sir!
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atechu
I love you guys. I really do. ♥
I used to love watching that guy on the Military Channel. I have no idea where he went, but he doesn't ever seem to be on anymore :c
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Lena
Love it!
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Delirium
AAARRRRRRLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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InSaNe
reported
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Mentore
He looks like one of the Halo characters, Mendez. XD
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LadyArcane
I can't get the quest to load, it took me a few minutes just to get this page to load.

Also, my parents were both in the military. HE DOESN'T SCARE ME. BAHAHAHAHA!
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FLUX
Scared yet amused.
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Wink
Hahahaha he looks constipated.
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Muerte
It's taking a million and ten years to load the page(s) after I clicked "Sir, YES SIR" ... But I have no problem staring the amazing artwork.
Who did this and may I hump your leg ?
...I'll go in my corner now. =|
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Mulh
then: wow, major lag.. -_-
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Umby
Why don't we chug on over to mambypambyland where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!"
New favorite quest. Just for this guy's news post c:
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tiek16
iegh what the meaning of this?
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tiek16
iegh what the meaning of this?
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Mulh
first thought: yay, new quest!
then: wow, major lag.. >.<
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Anders
Wow..scary..
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Lush
lolz awesome
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TRUTH
He looks exactly like my gym teacher. Same expression and all.
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Homura
Yes sir,what you want!x_x7
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Cophel
And that is why I will never join the military :]
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bail9418
is it my pc or is it frozen all im getting is waiting for subeta net
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Daiquiri
Wow. I'm totally loving him. XD
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Yoko
I click the new news thing and all I see is a scary face .-.
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MagykalFireFox
haha he scared the crap out of me when I went to the news page xD

The art does look awesome though!
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Objection
INSTANT FAVORITE :heart:
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Rainey
I love this! I love that guy in real life too! Brilliant!
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LUCKY
-salutes- Y-yes sir! x_X;
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lurk
Holy crap, I cursed aloud in shock when the news loaded and my roommate got really startled. XD
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Cheyanne
not even kidding
I jumped back when I saw him.

dude is scary
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RedCalypso
LOL! @Sui, I think he's pretty hot too! So commanding...
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Zombie
Holy cr-. Shesh thats kinda scary. i was expecting something like another update not a seriously mad Sgt. O_O
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Eleven
Haha, cool!
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Piplup
;~;
OKAY!
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jersey
lol

I actually jumped a little after refreshing the news and seeing that face.

No offense, sir. :)
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Tony
Fart in a space suit? LMAO. That made my day.
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Rusty_Dusty
ROFLMAO! Oh my, that is great! *goes to click*
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Emotional
holy...wow first thing i see when i log on, awesome artwork though
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Kitten
Quote:

I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit


^ My new pick-up line
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Jovi
Oo new tasks? That's pretty cool.
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Muerte
Holy crap, am I the only one that thinks he is a sexy son-of-a-dog ?
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Virus
SIR YES SIR

-cracks up laughing-
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marceline
Yes sir! :c
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cryforjudas
a-ahh.. scary.....
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