Free Gift: Woodrow
Has it really been a whole year since the last Elwood Day? Hopefully everyone has been keeping up with their wood maintenance. Nothing is as important for wood as being handled often and well.
What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
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[NPC] Elwood
Band
I bet Elwood was great at the fishing game we had during the zombie plot. In fact, one could say he was a master baiter!
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Foolkillersfancy
It's Log, It's Log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's Log, It's Log, It's better than bad, It's good! Everyone loves a log...no, wait that was last year! Thanks for the laughs, Subeta!
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LexAeternal
Wood jokes never get old. This makes me want to play Settlers of Catan. That game allows for an endless stream of wood receiving jokes. :)
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MajorVariola_152
A nice gift from Subeta but I get my morning wood like clockwork every morning-and have my seasoned wood given to me by beautiful ladies in an everlasting supply so......
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SpoonyBard
I bet Elwood is best friends with the genie with a dirty mind.
DUDE, quit grabbing my wood!
Hehehehehe~
DUDE, quit grabbing my wood!
Hehehehehe~
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Amy
Sheirah7
I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
O_O *gigglesnort* i love being immature
O_O *gigglesnort* i love being immature
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Kumo
D'aawh. It's a shame I don't have any wood; if I did though, I'd let you handle them all you want, Elwood. c:
...Can I handle yours, though? :3
...Can I handle yours, though? :3
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Nova
God I love Elwood day. Always something great. I was going to say something about needing more good Elwood type comedy.. but no matter what I wrote it just sounded wrong. :(
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Anica-Starbell
What a great way to start the day. Subeta, thank you for making my whole week a little brighter :)
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Bingo
Oh god. I feel the worst for finally getting all the jokes now, lololol.
I need my innocence backkkk
But damn, how I missed seeing Elwood around! xD
I need my innocence backkkk
But damn, how I missed seeing Elwood around! xD
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Xuanmeng
I've been polishing my wood daily since your effort last year to promote wood awareness. It's really paid off - now my wood is always firm and lustrous, and my guests are always envious when I show it off to them!
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draithypie
Might want to be careful, though... I've heard that people who handle too much wood have been known to go blind.
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HERO
Quote:
... LOOOOOOOOOL.
He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own.
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pax
Happy Elwood Day! Oh my gooooddddd xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own."
djfhgsjdhfjhdfjhdfjh dying dying dying DYIIIINGGGG.
"and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own."
djfhgsjdhfjhdfjhdfjh dying dying dying DYIIIINGGGG.
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Verisimilitude
-madly giggles- This was meant to be read by a person with their mind in the gutter. The deepest, dirtiest gutter known to mankind. XD
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ladyarah
OMG how could I forget Elwood Day?!?! I feel like such a failure. Happy Elwood Day, Love, someday you'll get the recognition you deserve!
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vvitch
'and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own.'
-giggles maniacally-
Happy Elwood Day B)
-giggles maniacally-
Happy Elwood Day B)
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Karissa
Happy Elwood Day!!!
Is it just me but my mind went to a dirty place while reading this :blush:
Is it just me but my mind went to a dirty place while reading this :blush:
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