Subeta: Elwood Day

Elwood Day

So, another year come and gone, and your old friend Elwood\'s still not back on the map! As one might imagine, business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location, and so I\'ve been thinking of ways to keep bringing home the bacon. Trust me on this one: the utility companies don\'t count etherealness as a legitimate reason not to pay!

With all that in mind, I am proud to announce Elwood\'s Wood-Fired Pizza Emporium!

For some reason, I have a lot of wood laying around, and when an industrious guy like me gets to thinking, it\'s only a matter of time until I come up with a show stopper like this. Now, granted, I\'m not the best cook in the world, but that\'s sure to improve with time, right? Right? Not to mention, delivery pizza is one of the only businesses in the world where the storefront\'s tenuous grasp on reality isn\'t a major issue.

As part of building good word-of-mouth, it\'s my pleasure to offer you a free sample today. If you happen to want to place an order in the future, remember the number: 555-GOT-WOOD.

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/14 1:57 am Leave Comment

Frieda @ 04/3/14 12:12 am

Got Wood.....( Meh! Humans!) Thanks Elwood for the great joke and fun gifts. Happy AFD!

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ixtab @ 04/1/14 7:46 pm

wow i was totally looking all over the map for this new pizza shop you got me subeta lol

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Lantern @ 04/1/14 7:19 pm

I don't really get the pizza joke, but thanks for the free stuff

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Iridescent @ 04/1/14 6:13 pm

The Supernatural gif completes this perfectly.

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Shadow @ 04/1/14 5:12 pm

Well see, next year he can offer wings and then the wood and cock jokes can begin.
~Kai

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Life @ 04/1/14 3:17 pm

If you put that logo on a t-shirt, I bet half the site would buy one XD

This is a GREAT Elwood Day! Haha.

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Lore @ 04/1/14 12:57 pm

Bahaha, I always love these xD

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PinkiePie @ 04/1/14 12:23 pm

This is great, Happy April Fools Day Elwood!

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Maritime @ 04/1/14 11:19 am

"Aw, c'mon, it wouldn't be Elwood day if no one slipped you a little wood"

Omg. Subeta. Plz stop fueling my immature sense of humor. XD

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Sabrina_799 @ 04/1/14 11:08 am

Love Elwood day! Hooray, happy Elwood day!

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Tribunal @ 04/1/14 10:53 am

WHY give an openable box w/unique look :c So evil, and it happens quite often :p

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Cacaro @ 04/1/14 10:04 am

Lol! I love Elwood!

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Luck @ 04/1/14 9:41 am

LOVE IT.

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Impure @ 04/1/14 9:31 am

in the meantime, the oracle token shop run by the one and only Elwood: http://subeta.net/explore/oshop.php?act=buy

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Psychedelia @ 04/1/14 9:28 am

Elwood AND one of the best spn gifs ever ? TODAY IS AWESOME.

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BlackBobcat @ 04/1/14 9:05 am

._. I was excited about having a pizza shop, then I looked at todays date....

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Wolfism @ 04/1/14 9:00 am

I am about 500% done! XD

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Chansey @ 04/1/14 8:48 am

Omg, just whahaha XD (I first thought this would be a new pizza shop.)

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Blaziken @ 04/1/14 7:39 am

OH MY GOD ELWOOD

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ZombieMonster @ 04/1/14 7:22 am

OMG I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

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Julie @ 04/1/14 5:33 am

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. Pizza.

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Leixan @ 04/1/14 5:03 am

oh my god i am dying

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Infinipede @ 04/1/14 5:01 am

Holy crap

I was partially responsible for this.
I feel like a hero.

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Muerte @ 04/1/14 4:54 am

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Vacant @ 04/1/14 4:22 am

GOT-WOOD
*snickers*

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Aztec @ 04/1/14 4:03 am

Aw I was actually hoping for a food shop, like a restaurant similar to the cruise. Oh well.

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Ambition @ 04/1/14 3:45 am

I don't get the joke.....

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SolusAurora @ 04/1/14 3:36 am

and suddenly Elwood could become just like Yato in Noragami - I mean come on Delivery God! Good one.

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Vespertine @ 04/1/14 3:30 am

i'm actually in tears following the sb incident with elwood and pizza and now this

this is the best day of my subeta life

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cartel @ 04/1/14 3:09 am

"business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location" haha ok whoever wrote this deserves a raise or a cake or at the very least a very hearty backslap.

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pax @ 04/1/14 2:40 am

OMFG DYING
It didn't have the same effect to me as the last three Elwood Days, but still, kudos for this pizza thing

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Skolletta @ 04/1/14 2:38 am

Dearest Elwood, please let me nom on your delicious pizza! c:
If you don't I'll call your number all day and night instead of dancing.

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Bathory @ 04/1/14 2:32 am

I love you Elwood so glad you listened to my idea! yummeh yummeh pizza.

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lovey @ 04/1/14 2:32 am

i think @SubetaTeam has done it again!! there NEEDS to be a pizza place with that number, it would sell millions, no one would forget the number rofl!

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Inknote @ 04/1/14 2:29 am

I totally forgot we would be seeing Elwood today. What a lovely and hilarious surprise. I love this dude haha

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Tracy @ 04/1/14 2:28 am

Elwood always delivers a smile to my face, thanks for the extra cheese! :yum:

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Rocketlauncher @ 04/1/14 2:28 am

Finally, a pizza that doesn't taste exactly like cardboard!
I'm dialing 555-SHOE, I mean WOOD right now! :D

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MoosMutzel @ 04/1/14 2:28 am

April, April!?

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Xiocite @ 04/1/14 2:27 am

Very awesome

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Gunnarr @ 04/1/14 2:27 am

Wow, thanks Elwood! What a lovely gift! ;)

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MoonKnight @ 04/1/14 2:25 am

I love you, Elwood.

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Speiro @ 04/1/14 2:24 am

Inside the box

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Alkuna @ 04/1/14 2:18 am

Mmphhht! That phone number... Dammit Elwood, I was drinking! Snorting sodas with my pizza is just painful!

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Jazmine @ 04/1/14 2:16 am

Elwood you crazy man.
No wonder pizza has been the talk of the SB and other areas...
You rock!

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FCoD @ 04/1/14 2:15 am

You guys never fail to make me laugh on this day. :) Thanks.

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Terra @ 04/1/14 2:14 am

The items are all great! Elwood is so generous. :D

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Alison @ 04/1/14 2:14 am

I just got done eating pizza. Real pizza. Now I want more pizza.

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Speiro @ 04/1/14 2:14 am

But do you serve Royal Keith Pizza? :pizza:

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Skree @ 04/1/14 2:10 am

I'm rooting for you, Elwood, buddy!!

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Dryad_182 @ 04/1/14 2:10 am

LOL that phone number. You guise. <3

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Ireland @ 04/1/14 2:07 am

PIZZA HANDZ

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QueenOfImladris @ 04/1/14 2:07 am

I never knew Elwood could cook...so lets see, he cooks pizza, makes shoes, and somehow harvests massive amounts of logs all on his own, seems he's a man of many talents. xD
Always look forward to seeing what he's going to do every April 1rst. :heart:

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lovecraft @ 04/1/14 2:07 am

Why does it have to be so late at night that NO REAL PIZZA place is open??? *cries* I want pizza!!!

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Enchanted_845 @ 04/1/14 2:07 am

GOT WOOD? :D

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Seoni @ 04/1/14 2:06 am

Mmmmm pizza... except for when the topping stick to the top of the pizza box.

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Megu @ 04/1/14 2:06 am

Elwood!!! ^^

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Dessa @ 04/1/14 2:05 am

Elwood, please tell me that you're wearing pants.

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Country @ 04/1/14 2:01 am

Pizza !!! Whith spwinters of ood *ow*

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Shantal @ 04/1/14 2:01 am

I love this day.

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Solarstar17 @ 04/1/14 2:01 am

Pizza sounds about good right now, actually. Never really tried wood-fired/smoked pizza before, but I do like grilled/smoked hotdogs. Smoky flavor taste good

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Tserel @ 04/1/14 2:01 am

Elwood was very generous this year. I DEMAND THAT HE HAVE A SHOP FRONT. JUSTICE FOR ELWOOD.

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Magi @ 04/1/14 2:00 am

This needs to be on a t-shirt.

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FENNEC @ 04/1/14 2:00 am

I know this is stupid but i wish the place was real and put on the mapXD

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Oovie @ 04/1/14 1:59 am

Thanks, Elwood! Other than the splinters in my tongue I really love this gift.

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Pirate @ 04/1/14 1:58 am

Lol I was waiting for him to show up on the news. XD

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Hylian @ 04/1/14 1:58 am

Oh Elwood you rascal you.

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