Experiments, Zappers and DUST, oh my!
A large *BOOM* dissipates throughout the Darkside. It appears that a building has been turned to dust! The original zappper, oh no!
Uh, whoops! Sorry guys, that’s my bad. Oh but hey, my experiment worked! Look at me, I’m all rejuvenated. Nothing like a bit of mad science to keep your body trim. Huh. I guess I used a bit too much energy though and destroyed the competition. Who would have foreseen such a completely accidental happenstance. cough Oh well, it’s not like that other guy…clawsion…terracoon? was really much use to anyone. Done you all a favor, really. It’s ok, he didn’t get caught in the blast! I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.
Moving on, my zapper is much better anyway! The one TRUE zapper. Come visit it, I even upgraded it to have something I think is pretty fly if you like experiments as much as me. The EXPERIMENTS ONLY option! For just a small fee, that I will totally use to fund the making of MORE experiments, you can ensure that your zap is not wasted on lame /normal/ pets or stat gains or stuff like that. Experiments all the way! EXPERIMENTS FOREVER!
Oh, except I have these two duds for you today. I mean, some people told me they were super adorable or something but where is the fun in that? If you want super adorable there are plenty of normal subeta pets for that. I should be creating cool things that are oozing and dripping and have tentacles. I was going to call these failures and move on but I guess they can stay, if you people really do like abominations like these. Cute. Bleh.
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[NPC] Euclid
Moondrops
Both of these experiments are awesome! I need the scribble form of that red panda experiment holy smokes it's adorable.
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Kally
So glad I didn't impatiently get a Miracle Potion II like I was planning. So far I've had almost every experiment except #1550, but I love these feature! Thank you :heart:
*hollas at Euclid*
*hollas at Euclid*
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Abaven
Also on a side note: Please let it be Ian's turn next! I can't wait to see how he turns out. *awaits hotness eagerly*
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Abaven
I'm gone for a few days and am welcomed back with this hottie? Heck yes!
I love how he looks so much more like an actual man than a pubescent teenage boy. Sadly though, just one more fictional man that I can never have.
And the experiment only thing? THANK YOU! :D
I love how he looks so much more like an actual man than a pubescent teenage boy. Sadly though, just one more fictional man that I can never have.
And the experiment only thing? THANK YOU! :D
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Ahreinya
Yay...and boooooo.
It will be harder now to get the achievements for types of pets. I avoided this zapper because of the expense, but now I don't have a choice. I appreciate the change and understand the need, but I really preferred the old zapper.
It will be harder now to get the achievements for types of pets. I avoided this zapper because of the expense, but now I don't have a choice. I appreciate the change and understand the need, but I really preferred the old zapper.
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NaRaNa
This makes me very happy! All my pets are experiments, I collect them. :D And I'm 3 days away from my account b-day gift (another pet slot)! YAY!!!
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Maruun
I neeeed that red panda for my Sasaleh!!! It's just perfect, as if it was invented just for him <3
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toilet
So happy, I've been zapping forever for certain experiments, now I actually have a chance to complete them in this lifetime!!!!
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Harmony
WOAH. Your pet transformed into a Experiment #104. Where does Euclid find these experiments?!
Hee hee I got the regular raccoon. Cute! I hope I don't get the sloth soon or it will be tough to keep zapping. lol
Hee hee I got the regular raccoon. Cute! I hope I don't get the sloth soon or it will be tough to keep zapping. lol
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Rowan
Yo, Euclid is lookin pretty handsome there. Also, these experiments are amazing! Bravissimo!
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Mole
Can I take you home with the experiments, Euclid~?
Both of these are amazing, I really want the armadillo sloth. ;_;
Both of these are amazing, I really want the armadillo sloth. ;_;
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Pistachio
I'm so excited that there's an experiment only option! I remember begin super frustrated with I was zapping Georjetta and I kept getting a lot of great pets but not the experiment I wanted
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Evy
This must be the best news post in a while!
Great revamp on Euclid, good idea to remove one of the zappers, great sP sink to have an Experiment-only zap, and 2 adorable new pets on top of all that? Nice!
Great revamp on Euclid, good idea to remove one of the zappers, great sP sink to have an Experiment-only zap, and 2 adorable new pets on top of all that? Nice!
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Fennec_721
I really love the new feature, as I love experiments. However, I'd appreciate if we could bring back the active pet first option. I'm worried about accidentally zapping the wrong pet.
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RunningWild
Wow! Those experiments are amazing! :D
I both love the pangolin/sloth and red panda moth. Glad that the Zapper is getting attention!
Looking forward to seeing more experiment-like pets *fingers crossed for a lizard*
I both love the pangolin/sloth and red panda moth. Glad that the Zapper is getting attention!
Looking forward to seeing more experiment-like pets *fingers crossed for a lizard*
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egg
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I just read that.I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.
HOW FUCKING TRUE IS THAT.
THOSE GOD DAMN SWAMPIES.
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kerouaille
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WOAH. Your pet transformed into a Experiment #7777. Where does Euclid find these experiments?!
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Someone
Well, I won't use that new option but the new pets are cute. I guess this means no more active zapper pet since they aren't at the top of the drop down anymore. *quick mourns the loss of the previous zapper*
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Sicanda
They are both absolutely amazing, but I know I'm going to spend all my sP on trying to get that red panda! @User not found: _@
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Ninja
When did Euclid hit puberty?!
Love both experiments so much!
Can't go through February without a couple of 'cute' experiments imo.
Love both experiments so much!
Can't go through February without a couple of 'cute' experiments imo.
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Lovegood
The scrawly red panda is adorable. Love it.
I'm not a fan of experiments, but I think lots of people do and that there's an option just to have experiments is a GREAT idea.
I'm not a fan of experiments, but I think lots of people do and that there's an option just to have experiments is a GREAT idea.
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Logan
I LOVE the Red Panda experiment. Really hope to get one, one day.
Used the new zapper twice so far, both times with the Experiments Only option and got the same experiment both times (pet hadn't been changed at all between zaps). Pretty disappointing after spending 800k, so will only be using it occasionally.
Used the new zapper twice so far, both times with the Experiments Only option and got the same experiment both times (pet hadn't been changed at all between zaps). Pretty disappointing after spending 800k, so will only be using it occasionally.
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Daring
Oh my Keith, Euclid suddenly all hot and manly. I wish Ian would get his revamp too soon. ♥
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Viking
Great day! Not only wonderful Experiments, and I might need the Sloth for Anonymous, but also a great revamp of an NPC- finally he looks nice. :D
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Ferinsy
First: OMG, dat revamp! <3 <3
Second: dat sloth <3 and scribble raccoon <3
Third: love love love the new experiment option
Second: dat sloth <3 and scribble raccoon <3
Third: love love love the new experiment option
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sbslink
I think I just made some funny noises! That red panda butterfly/moth experiment is just perfect! :O got to have it! And great makeover too!
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MuerteEwok
Like wow. so much happy feelings!
1. that revamp
2. holy crap experiment zapping, AWYESSSS
3. Those experiments
4. THOSE EXPERIMENTS
1. that revamp
2. holy crap experiment zapping, AWYESSSS
3. Those experiments
4. THOSE EXPERIMENTS
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Karen
400k doesn't seem like enough for the guaranteed experiment. I love both of these new pets, though!
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Nova
.... Two epic pets that I have no story for but want so bad. Even more cute little tongue sketchy drawing. Super hot NPC update. (I'm ignoring how horrible he -looks- like he -smells-. Even saying that... *shivers*.) The most epic Zaptastic update experiment doohicky and .. I just don't even know man. You've just broke my brain with all this greatness.
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Musician
I don't know what Euclid was eating when he went through puberty, BUT I WANT IT.
Thanks for the utterly incredible pets, subeta! <3
Thanks for the utterly incredible pets, subeta! <3
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Xezvi
The red panda butterfly is so… elegant! *_* Not gonna lie, I can't stop staring at its eyes.
@LoftyBalloon
Apparently, Ian accidentally turned Euclid into a Wyllop and didn't figure out how to fix it for five years. o_O
@LoftyBalloon
Apparently, Ian accidentally turned Euclid into a Wyllop and didn't figure out how to fix it for five years. o_O
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Inknote
Definitely hope to get the timer back and make our active pet first choice, but I'm loving the changes!
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Gerommey
i was a wimp before the zapper....Now I'm a JERK and EVERYONE LOVES ME.
He's trying to get Ian's popularity guys. He's trying so hard.
He's trying to get Ian's popularity guys. He's trying so hard.
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Alison
You guys are fricking killing me. The revamp is incredible. Both pets are SO awesome, but that red panda moth? Come on. It's too good, really.
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Amae
I need that 104 so badly, I've already started zapping. I do agree I hope the timer comes back, as well as the active pet being the first choice for zapping (even if it's not my active I want as that cutie)
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Peppermint
BUT SERIOUSLY, you have no idea how happy I am that I can pay sP to -guarantee- an experiment.
(Also giggling at the thought of Ian getting irritated at Euclid for showing off, I mean what he's not irritated nope, nu uh, what science rivalry shhhhh)
(Also giggling at the thought of Ian getting irritated at Euclid for showing off, I mean what he's not irritated nope, nu uh, what science rivalry shhhhh)
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skittish
THE RED PANDA FACE ON THE SCRIBBLE VERSION IS SO ADORABLE GOSH.
but ok the sloth thing omggggg i want.
but ok the sloth thing omggggg i want.
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QueenOfImladris
Holy shit...ridiculously cute red panda/moth thing...I ABSOLUTELY NEED THIS AND ACTUALLY HAVE A LOYALTY SLOT TOTEM!
Oh my god I love it....;w;
Best thing ever on subeta other than Oatmeal.
Euclid's looking fine and the other bits of this news post are nice...but...red panda moth thing!! >______<
Oh my god I love it....;w;
Best thing ever on subeta other than Oatmeal.
Euclid's looking fine and the other bits of this news post are nice...but...red panda moth thing!! >______<
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Pish
Euclid, you're a man now!!! All grown up... ; w;
(hominahominahominahominaHOMINA)
and those experiments, my goodness THEY ARE SO ADORABIBS~~ <3 <3 <3
(hominahominahominahominaHOMINA)
and those experiments, my goodness THEY ARE SO ADORABIBS~~ <3 <3 <3
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CakeMoose
red panda-cecropia moth and also a pangolin-sloth??
Euclid update??
Zapper experiment guarantee option??
POST OF THE YEAR
Euclid update??
Zapper experiment guarantee option??
POST OF THE YEAR
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Balloon
"I’m Euclid: the one and only, in human form, absolutely not a wyllop"
...uh was he ever a wyllop? Was the guy at the old zapper a wyllop? I really never paid attention.
...this IS kinda suspicious. I wonder if-- *gets distracted by how low he's wearing his pants*
Um, yeah. He kinda reminds me of an evil Professor Sycamore now. Hot and scruffy, rowr.
...uh was he ever a wyllop? Was the guy at the old zapper a wyllop? I really never paid attention.
...this IS kinda suspicious. I wonder if-- *gets distracted by how low he's wearing his pants*
Um, yeah. He kinda reminds me of an evil Professor Sycamore now. Hot and scruffy, rowr.
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FENNEC
That red panda*3*-sparkly eyes-
Euclid YOU FINALLY GOT A REVAMP! FINNNNNNAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Euclid YOU FINALLY GOT A REVAMP! FINNNNNNAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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Lily
Fuuu... I accidentally hit "Back to Darkside" instead of "Zap this pet" and now it won't let me zap for another 2 hours. :(
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Thaliel
so there is only one zapper now instead of 2...I actually liked having 2 different zappers
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Cheshire
Also the blue experiment looks very similar to a pangolin and I think that is totally cool!!!
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InkSpell
OH MY GOSH. I LOVE these! They are so ADORABLE! Especially that Red Panda/ Moth-combination! <3
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Taiho
That red panda moth thing I think will be great for the characters I've been looking for a subeta pet for. Yes. Time to get some more pet slots.
And the scribble version is adorable. I will need one of them too. So cute
And the scribble version is adorable. I will need one of them too. So cute
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Natsume
Hello Elucid, you look mighty fine today.
ALSO THOSE PETS ARGH I've been wanting an experiment pet for awhile now.
ALSO THOSE PETS ARGH I've been wanting an experiment pet for awhile now.
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Yoshi
Mmmm, I'm going to need more pet slots so I can grab some of these pets. :3c *VIOLENT WINKING AND NUDGING*
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8=8
Just came back from a short vacation. What an adorable surprise to come back to! I love my Experiment to bits and pieces, but maybe I should consider getting him a friend...
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kimcl91
OKAY..so I guess imma just turn all my pets into experiments because gezz you guys keep making it EVEN HARDER TO PICK!!!!! Goodness that red panda but that sloth!!! Omg that sloth is the cutest thing ever. I am s glad there is a experiment only option, each time I zapped my pet before hand it never changed into another pet.
Euclid redraw is pretty nice too btw way. Can defiantly see his age! But not in a bad way though...but it looks like he could use some fresh clothes haha xD
Euclid redraw is pretty nice too btw way. Can defiantly see his age! But not in a bad way though...but it looks like he could use some fresh clothes haha xD
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Speiro
It's always so sad to see new experiments, because I know they'll never be available in other colors. :( These are adorable.
And nooooo, the old zapper! D: I've been using it religiously for just over a year. So many stat gains. At least I got a lot of use out of it before it exploded.
And nooooo, the old zapper! D: I've been using it religiously for just over a year. So many stat gains. At least I got a lot of use out of it before it exploded.
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ladyabsinthe317
Euclid seem suspect, isn't anyone worried that whoever this is may have done something to the real Euclid.
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Taters
Ohgod that revamp is way too hot, that is not ok. Its awesome, maybe too awesome.
Those new pets are adorable, and the new zapper is going to be amazing! No more only getting experiments from the adoption that have crap names xD
Those new pets are adorable, and the new zapper is going to be amazing! No more only getting experiments from the adoption that have crap names xD
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Inknote
Clever sink!
and oh lord that scribble panda. I'm not into scribble pets but DEAR LORD is that precious.
and oh lord that scribble panda. I'm not into scribble pets but DEAR LORD is that precious.
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Andrea
o3o.... Dat revamp~
DAT REVAMP AND THAT OPTION AND YAY SP SINK AND EXPERIMENTS!!
And also that revamp >u>... -reaches out to pet- |D
BRB CLEANING UP INVENTORY AND ZAPPING THE SHIT OUT SOME PET *u*.... ALso the alert from the main page is gone telling you how long until you can zap again.
DAT REVAMP AND THAT OPTION AND YAY SP SINK AND EXPERIMENTS!!
And also that revamp >u>... -reaches out to pet- |D
BRB CLEANING UP INVENTORY AND ZAPPING THE SHIT OUT SOME PET *u*.... ALso the alert from the main page is gone telling you how long until you can zap again.
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Yuzu
OH NO. I NEED THE RED PANDA MOTH EXPERIMENT THING. FUUUUUUUUUUU....
Time to re-think my Bhakoru Transformation Service...... D8 (cuznowiwanttousethatpetslotforanexperiment)
Time to re-think my Bhakoru Transformation Service...... D8 (cuznowiwanttousethatpetslotforanexperiment)
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Nuke
Oh a red panda pet. I'll just bury myself and die now. Send my last paycheck to my grave.
Because I'm dead.
Because I'm dead.
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Cerex
Sadly, I was using the other zapper, but I suppose I can try the new one now. Just a bit sad to see it go. The rest is all cool though.
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Lore
Wow :o I never liked the idea of having to zap forever and I always turned a blind eye to experiment pets because I know they aren't easy to get. This new feature though, I might actually have to reconsider my pet family now!
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Ari_193
Ahhh! Thanks! I'd given up getting my pet the experiment I want, this will make it so much easier.
And the new ones are so cute!
And the new ones are so cute!
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Chelsea
There is zero amount of the news update that I don't absolutely fucking love. I require both of these experiments like now. OMG
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Rumi
This is really cool =D I'm wondering if the default pet could be the active pet again ...don't want to accidentally zap the wrong one o_0 Thank you ^^
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lurk
*willingly uses this sP sink* After 106 zaps of my pet, I had just basically given up. Now that I'll have a limited amount of options I can go through to get what I want I AM TOTALLY WILLING TO PAY FOR THAT.
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Fortune
Hot damn Euclid...you got sexy! :o
Gorgeous revamp! Plus I love love love the new experiment pets. So cute :3
Gorgeous revamp! Plus I love love love the new experiment pets. So cute :3
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Goblin
Oh that scribble 104 T3T
Holy revamps, Euclid! *sigh* Why are all the men of my dreams cartoons? :p
Holy revamps, Euclid! *sigh* Why are all the men of my dreams cartoons? :p
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Nimbus
Oh my goodness... the sloth/pangolin experiment is glorious. But the moth/red panda experiment is MAGNIFICENT AND I NEED IT.
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starlesswinter
Well, I never considered any scribble pet until now. Face down, tongue out, assume the position! XD
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lovecraft
I recently started zapping so this is semi confusing but I am sure I will figure it out. *cries at the rubble of the old building and lays flowers by it*
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Damon
@Wolf_Spirit
Still random but you will only ever get an Experiment in that zap so there's no more random pet/color changes you can get right to the point if you're trying for just an experiment pet only.
Still random but you will only ever get an Experiment in that zap so there's no more random pet/color changes you can get right to the point if you're trying for just an experiment pet only.
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Wolf_Spirit
I'm slightly confused about the Experiments Only section. Is it an experiment of choice or is it still random?
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spikespoke
This is awesome but is there no longer a timer to let you know how long you have for cooldown on this? I just zapped my pet and it didn't pop up with a timer to let me know how long I have left, and I forgot to set it as alert. Or is this a problem on my end?
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Zay
Okay, this is something I absolutely love!
Also Euclid and those new experiments look amazing!
Maybe #625 will be mine soon! <3
Also Euclid and those new experiments look amazing!
Maybe #625 will be mine soon! <3
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gothic
That Scribble red panda moth is an accurate representation of how I've been handling adulthood so far. I identify with it on a spiritual level and now I think I need one.
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Tali
OH MY GOSH. So much incredible in one news post.
I have to seriously consider if I want an experiment enough to change one of my pets because that sP sink is waaaaay too tempting. And these experiments. I'm in love with the four that have been released this month! I'm loving February right now xD
I have to seriously consider if I want an experiment enough to change one of my pets because that sP sink is waaaaay too tempting. And these experiments. I'm in love with the four that have been released this month! I'm loving February right now xD
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Greg
Lol, nice detail. Now imagine the old zapper clawsion-terracoon-thing coming back all mutated as a challenger /cough
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Vaixation
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OH GOSH NO. WHY EUCLID.WOAH. Your pet transformed into a Experiment #7463. Where does Euclid find these experiments?!
On another note I super, super love the new feature for guarantee experiment zap!
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Darkrai
Omfg the scribble butterfly/red panda XD Here's hoping the zapper starts being nicer to me with the experiments only option~ Need that shark lobster
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Thalath
omg the red panda makes me wish experiments could be other colors aside from scribble and common, something like Arid or Silver or something would look soooooo awesome but that would be a lot of extra work haha
i still need one of the pandaaaas
i still need one of the pandaaaas
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Austria
...Was Euclid always that hot? XD
Also, PANGOLIN-SLOTH. and RED PANDA-MOTH. I don't have anyone to zap, but they're both super adorable.
Also, PANGOLIN-SLOTH. and RED PANDA-MOTH. I don't have anyone to zap, but they're both super adorable.
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Fashionista
Can we have the 'active pet' option back though? I don't want to accidentally zap my good pets. 3: Just a suggestions.
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Lexx
But seriously, I LOVE ALL OF THIS. REVAMP. SP SINK. EXPERIMENT ONLY. NEW EXPERIMENTS.
I CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS. *cries tears of joy*
I NEED MORE PET SLOTS FOR ALL THESE CUTIES!
I CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS. *cries tears of joy*
I NEED MORE PET SLOTS FOR ALL THESE CUTIES!
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Satyr
pangolin experiment??? nice
also wow euclid was long overdue for a revamp. much better (tho i am still judging his decision to not wear a shirt, that is terrible lab protocol)
also wow euclid was long overdue for a revamp. much better (tho i am still judging his decision to not wear a shirt, that is terrible lab protocol)
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orbital
I''m glad I spent 5 million on experiment essence or whatever that item is called two days ago :/
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CassieFenix
Dawww! I love that Red Panda Butterfly thingy, but I don't know who to zap! And that armadillo sloth is a real cutie as well!
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Luck
My mouth fell open over this!!! Jaw on the floor!!! That revamp!! THAT FREAKING RED PANDA MOTH
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Keith