Hello, I'm Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date news!



It seems as though a particularly resilient strain of the flu is circulating throughout Centropolis, accompanied by a distinctive rash. If you haven't gotten your annual flu shot yet, it may be a good time to do so, especially for the young and elderly.



Despite the unusual added symptom, leading Subetan doctors state that the bug should run its course in a few weeks.
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
whats going to happen next? im scared!
whats going to happen next? im scared!
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...hmm wonder if i'll get this "illness"
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...hmm wonder if i'll get this "illness"
Oh god, what is this event: You're feeling... strange. What the hell was up with that? I'm wearing the mask. IT IS NO USE, what should I do?
Oh my she's hot. I'm not even a lesbian and I find her very attractive.

More Titania, please. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

I'd also love to see more the the seed shop chic. I think she's gorgeous.
Can we please see her in a bikini? PLEASE??
I wanna get sick <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> how how!?! XD
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its odd to us who REALLY DO HAVE THE FLUE
-sniff sniff- I smell a plot
Tar
Those are so not real.

. . . The claims of this flu, I mean. shifty eyes
Ok, thats just creapy, I really DO have the flu...*achoo*...what an odd coincidence.
Hey! My IRL hair looks like that! It's perfect! -runs to Salon-
It's the love bug maybe? o:
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Uugh... Most common misspelling AND mispronunciation of my real name =X
"And I'm Tits-- I'm Ron Burgundy."

LOFL. This was amazing. Anchorman is one of my favorite movies. ♥
McGee? Are you guys NCIS fans?? I am. XD
lols hooty mcboob. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

Also I totally want this lovesickness D<i></i>:
licks doorknobs
Ha! I will not fall under this flu thing! wears mask
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eh what did she say?...me avoid real life news like the plague (except when people tell me things)...this is a news journalist so what did she say? lol jk <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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lawl xDD
nice boobs o:
Sukaihan, rub yourself on me! Oh, this is so wxciting! I can't wait to see what develops next. ( And I totally want Titania's whole outfit, including fair. Very nice. )
I'm thinking this is to tie in with Valentine's?
The LOVE bug, maybe?
o.O Oh nuts I'm infected. What to doooo.
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nooo =_=;

Hm, you feel a little under the weather. You might want to get that checked out...

just when I thought I was healthy XD
dude I got the special eventaandnothing happened.
The rash has spread down my leg!!
omg. It's Tim McGee's long lost sister! [Okay, I'm a NCIS nerd <3]
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I'm still healthy <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" /> happy dance
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ahaha. I tohught it said anal flu shot..
>___<
So we have a bug that causes cute redheads to appear 8D Happy Carrie is Happy :9
No cora its from Anchorman ;P
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Damn, nice jugs.
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Uhm ... the NPC looks ... spankable ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
OMG I wonder if that's why they have that "you're not feeling well" event I had earlier... but I didn't see any rash :/ Huh.
I'm going to go make a sickenly sweet HA and then run around trying to catch this bug. I think the rash is adorable! Love the concept, too <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
well.. I didn't mean "buy" the mask but "wear" it. xD I'm tired.
McGee? Is there is a reference to NCIS? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> (that's funny because I'm watching season 2 at the moment <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />) Well..Can't wait to see what happens next! Wish I could get to my wardrobe so I could buy the mask. I got the RE this morning but have no idea if I was contamined or not since I'm wearing clothes. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused.gif" border="0" />
To be honest i think the NPC is a fun and cute idea. It makes things interesting. xD
someone cough one me i want it
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NUUUUUUUU D':
xDD
Keith STAFF
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">
I\'m not sure I\'m liking the slowly but surely replacements of staff with characters... </blockquote>

We aren't -- There are times though when it's more involved to have a NPC make a post, than a staff member. This for example, I'm not a news caster, it wouldn't have made sense for the post to be made in my name <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I got the rash, on my face and shoulder! I am diseased!
Just my luck, I think I have it. sigh
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ohmahgawd I'm gonna DIE!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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i think alot of people got that event...i was wondering myself...wonder what it will look like on the HA. at least TITianagave us info
I'm not sure I'm liking the slowly but surely replacements of staff with characters...
This would be so much more funny if I hadn't just recovered from the flu. XD
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I just got an event saying that i feel funny and maybe i should have some soup or summit like that.. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused.gif" border="0" /> Subeta is full of germs -Shoves mask on-
This would be funnier if I wasn't actually sick.
I don't get the point of this, but hot damn, she's cute.
Subeta has doctors? I thought they had DIY kits to cure all the problems you had--such as forgetting how to breathe.
They sure picked the right name for her. <i>Tit</i>ania xD
Carol STAFF
HOOTY MCBOOB? CHESTY LARUE?
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???
i think i have it, but luckily it seems like a blood drop is covering exactly this part of my face XDDD
No sillies... Titania is Boobarella at her day job. Get it right. o.O (simpsons ref)
I dun have the rash....
rofl @ Tits McGee! I like the "news brief"
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I have the reallife flu. LOL!!!!!
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I don't get i whats the point of this?^^
lmaoooo Tits McGee XD I wonder how you fix the flu thing..
hey... got the event but I have no marks. You don´t get me, bad flu XD
hummm....well my girl doesn't have it...lol
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I THOUGHT TITS MCGEE HAD THE NIGHT OFF.
Someone , give me the flu and rash , please! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
this may have something to do with that event i got yesterday. when i saw it i was wonder what's up with this? guess i got my answer...
Hey news lady. ur hawt <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
I gots a rash and want to get cured <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
is confussed
Huh, I was thinking the name Titania was a reference to the Simpsons episode where the very chesty bartender was in the contest. It was pronounced Tit-ania then...and the reporter is rather busty.
thank goodness my hair covers that stupid looking rash.
I have the flu but no rash!
I want the flu! Some one cough on me XD
Mmm I love anchorman <3 good movie.
I feel good. I hope I won't catch the flu. =x
I wondered why i had a random event about the flu. XD
Wonderful. I cant get any clothes, and now I have the flu! I am gunna have super flu with no clothes!
Very interesting...curious about the not feeling well event now. >.< Ugh....
Hm, curious... ponders
o.o; i'm confused!
good thing i'm obviously not so very human.
Wow. Amazing.

I'm not sick. o_o
is infected and I dont care for the heart shaped brown spots <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> cries lol
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dag nab it,i got a bug,sick as a dog.wheres the cure.
I seem to be healthy as a horse so far no signs of sickness. XD
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no i cant be sick <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> have no time for it...must get some token from the wizard.
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i didnt know there was a news reporter here! awsome!!! and im gona run for my life run in terror
Bl I has the flu right now I think.
If the sisters are as hot as her I want to get this flu-thingy at once!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
this is so funny nice one subeta.xx
oops no mask im doomed lol
I'm going to make a HA like Titania someday <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> But now i like my avatar not going to change it, i refreshed at centropolis to get that rash, and I got it, but it doesn't show up atm.
LOL really cute; it might be neat to play with this idea alittle more!
lol damn post comming in late.
for those who have not already noticed I'll point out the obvious. Tit ania. I thought it was hilarious.
eep! I got that sick event earlier as well but I don't have any rash
Tits McGee! XD
Loving the reference.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">and I love the name Titania (She was a faerie queen in Shakespeare's a Midsummer Nights Dream)</blockquote>

Yeah, that's it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Lol. I guess I should probably get a gas mask.... Just to save myself from getting the flu twice in a row^^
hmm wondering what this all means ? hmm maybe a plot yes? Hopefully! XD

and I love the name Titania (She was a faerie queen in Shakespeare's a Midsummer Nights Dream)...great choice!
...That is one pretty newsreporter 8D.
and i know why she's called titania -shot-
You feel... strange
Hm, you feel a little under the weather. You might want to get that checked out...

And I'm wearing a gas mask. XD
This flu is unstoppable!
...you'd think more people would have seen a well endowed woman. apparently not. :/
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Uhh... What?
Yay! Infect me, bby. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Lol. Knew there must have been a reason for all the gas masks =)
Titiana = Titania.

Gosh.
maybe bee sting is the answer to her big boob problem lol
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this sounds interesting <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> cant wait to find out what it is.
Embrace the sickness... looooove the sicknes! It loves you <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> har har har
I'm sorry Luxe, it just popped out <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_xface.gif" border="0" />

Sorry to you too Titiana!
'the bug should run its course in a few weeks'

a few weeks...?!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />

i shall end up looking like a big purple hickey magnet...!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Is this just a random/pointless thing to pass the time, or not?

I've got a sneaking suspicion that there's a plot coming up, or something just as cool -grin-
WHAT FLU?
I got the RE, but no rash <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> naww
How insensitive can you all be? I'm sure, if anything, she prefers to be called Tania, not Titty. :|
I got a random event that said something like, '' Oh no! you go the flu!'' something like that.
But honestly, what is the point of this?
-ponders-
I got the event last night but no rash for me. It would match though XD
I didn't see your comment in time, but yay. It's fine we all make those mistakes <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Uhm. Did I just point out a mistake or something? Cuz JUST NOW it changed to channel 5 news. OH WELL I'M GLAD TO HAVE HELPED I GUESS and now I also know why she's called Titania. Hurrhurr shot
OMG YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!

... And made it better <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />

This news post is just... too cool ♥

I love the art of the woman person.

OHMEGEE @ the avatar -Jealous-

Anyway. I haven't worn a gas mask since the incident started and I'm as fit as a fiddle ;D
And it's more like Titty McGee
Oh that's why I got that weird random event last night. Hmmm, wonder what this will turn into.
i was wondering what that is. XD
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Whoah, I had that event earlier! 8DD -Coughs everywhere- Lol, but what is the meaning of this? o.o;;
I apologize, it's habit! I recently worked for channel 7 news. I have corrected my message.
It's a cure rash! I want to be sick!! runs around grabbing people's snotty tissues
she does kinda look like Tim's little sister... or maybe i'm just overtired
This is when I just now realize that the User Titania is the news reported. /fail. Lmao, wow, why didnt I see that earlier facedesk
I'm already sick, but that explains the gas masks though!^__^
But McGee? Is she related to Timothy McGee from NCIS?? xD
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If getting sick makes your boobs grow like that...then I want to be sick!!!
runs to put mask on hope its not too late.
I demand a recount! I got hit twice, saying I wasn't feeling well and I have no cute rash! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />......Nifty, I think this is cute stuffs<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
OMG do you think her boobs got infected too? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
i'm glad i'm not the only one that thought that, Alzirr XD
Miss Titania, why is there a 5 on that band on your arm if you are from channel 7 news. That and why are your boobs so huge oh my god.
Aaahh!!! Where is Gregory House? xD
mm ..<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sigh.gif" border="0" />
Okie ..
Wonderful body..x3
lmao and dem are definitely pie bewbs
Big boobs yay <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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I'm not wearing a mask xD Helll no. They're cute!
OMG. WE HAVE A REPORTER. SWEEEET.
PANICS Where is the doctor?!?! O.O
Hmmm. I hope I don't get it.
I've had my flu shot.
Opa
Lmao @ Awesome boobs. [Agrees]
Yay, i'm not infected =)
Lol raven, yes it does.
Look at your cheek, Noirraven, that's the rash. You got the love bug.
Well at least they told us something... -.-
Interesting to say the least!
Opa
Oh wow! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
Those are some boobs. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I wonder whats going to happen -ponders-
WTH? o_O Does this got anything to do with that <i>You're not feeling well</i> event I got earlier?
Good I'm wearing a mask.
Hmmm. Interesting.

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