Subeta Tribune Special Issue IV




Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!



I have a strange news for you today, I'm getting reports of... biting. I advise staying in your house, and keeping your children from school today.



We have attempted to get in contact with any doctor knowledgeable about these diseases, and have not had any calls returned.


Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
how does the infection spread? o_o
man i wanted be infected so badly XD
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Come On Bite Me If Yo Dare...
awe!
I so wanna get sick
>_<
but its looking like I wont be
this makes me sad
Hmm How long do we keep these polka dots?O_o Going to bite some one now.haha
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Ugh, simply minding my own, and now im infected >.< Now I tell you, what justice is this!
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??? the only thing i can come up with regarding these odd cases would be rabid vampires!
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??? the only thing i can come up with regarding these odd cases would be rabid vampires!
No panic here, I have found my HAPPY place!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Am I the only who doesn't want to get sick? D;
I didn't /bite/ anyone, at least that I can remember. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
i just got the event that said I'm getting sick <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Perchance, might there be a new pet color on the horizon?

-still ok so far-
...refreshed so much i didnt even see but O_O:

Oh No!
I could feel you coming, this is a strange virus. Below is a view of what you look like at the moment..

WOOOO!!! XD cough x_x
Aw, not infected yet. ):
this is the coolest event XD
I don't want to take any cure i want to see what happen except the little hearts that some people have i want those but other then that no.(I don't trust that doctor O_O nobody does XD)
Why is it so hard to get infected!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> /angst
Cj
Lets see....*loads up BFG* Got the BFG, got the tight attire...got the chocolate supply...im ready *ka-chink!**aim*
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This hurts, man...-scratches face- :c
-wants infected- ;_;
:C Infection plz.
cough I hope level 5 is as bad as it can get. scratch
I just got the Love Leopard last night and I'm finally at stage 2! I hope i turn into some lovesick zombie xD
Yayy I'm infected now -giggle-
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lol neither do i! X3
sakjdkjasdl I STILL don't have a disease XD
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yuck, and your body! X3
I've got the cure... cover your face!
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sorry halleton, can't help you there, just don't bite me or any of us other innocent people! X3
The rash on my chest has gotten a bit out of hand...

Oh lord, my lung is falling out--

Help
It's like 28 days and 28 weeks later... bares teeth
Any achievements that come along with the heart cutty disease? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
I wish I had the heart disease looking thing ;-; I've tried to get it all day
I was half-hoping we would get to start biting people and spread infections :3
I want to be healthy <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Thanks for all the Newspapers, Itzybitzy really needs this knowledge about the Love Epidemic! ^.^
I want to be inffeeecccteddd ;3;
Mmmm...newspaper
Darn, I'm not biting! I'm <i>licking</i>! It's different!
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haha! i'm glad im not the only peron who thinks that! X3
Yes Dr Lockheart IS smexy! I cant argue that...hes just so mesmerizing that I forgot to read the small print! lol
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looks at chest Atleast now I know why there's this huge cut on my chest?! O.O;
Kel
Yay, I think my heart is about to jump off my body, literally! _
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didn't you read the small print? it doesn't really work too well. X3 that dr needs a dr! XD though he is hot. <3 yeah, im smitten!
I dont wanna be bitten anymore <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> lol I want my pretty Dr Lockheart Amoricide syringe and my pretty pink/purple face back! How comes my medicine wore off but I still gots mah disease?!
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lol why would you lot want it? just for the acheivement? i don't think it's worth it! X3
Keith... staff... I LOVE YOU GUYS.

Valentine's Day turned into a zombie epidemic? Best fuckin' holiday EVER. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I'm so dang excited to see what happens. I hope I'll be able to get internet on V-day.

gnaws on arm
Still not infected....must stay away from woman eaters...
lol
I really need to get bitten LOL
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oh lord! nobody bite me! i'm a gentle soul! i bruise easily! O.o'
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<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> why cant i get infected
Infect me, please. :c
It's all love bites! I swear! grins
Bite me? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Man, Subeta, I freaking love you know.
This is much better than all that mushy Valentines Day stuff!
Bleh! I just HAD to go for the cheap one. ><
biting??? woooaahhh......
omg don't bite me
looks at self ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND. ^___^;;
5mil for that shot, hmmm ....
Kinda makes me wish I was a zombeh too. Wants to fit in :p
Dx
i'd really like to know who bit my chest while i wasn't looking!?
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Still stage one. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
So... We ARE turning into zombies?

Geez... way to ruin a good thing.
MY CHEEEST! QAQ -tick-
IT'S ALL OVER ME!! AHHHH!!!
I would call House but I still have yet to be infected!
Stands out in the open in hopes of being bitten by one of the zombies
It's the love bug.
:R
Uhh.. biting.. this is so RE like, i love you subeta! I really love you xD
wheezes
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I BET IT'S A VALENTINES DISEASE AMIRITE?! The "cure" potions make it so obvious xD It's probably something to do with getting a lover or whatnot.

I still like the disease idea. =]]
Zaf
I knew it. We're all gonna turn into zombies. XD
Well, I guess 'Bite Me' is not a good insult for people now... Can't wait for further symptoms!
Man. Celebrating v-day with zombielike diseases is THE BEST IDEA EVER. None of that mooshy crap, only nastiness. ilu, subeta <3
hahahha. biting. zombies!! bite meeee.
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MMMMMMMMMM.. I could really do with a Jill Sandwich right about now!! -Bites random peoples-
I knew it.

Love zombies.
biting eh? Hmmmm, that I like <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
He's taking control of a plane to fly to a tennis temple
Where's Dr. McNinja when we need him?
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Jeez, why can't I get it? xD
Kel
LOL My disease is finally running! _
I bought the cheap cure, to get the achiv... But I'm not using it so soon. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I've seen like two zombies already.. xD
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no bites yet..... I think I'm immune XD
OMNOMNOMNOM! (bites everyone here!
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Huh... Great. I look like a got buried! Well I suppose I better drag out the weapons...
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-bites random pedestrian-
>D SPREAD!
I am loving these special editions. Boooooooks... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
What kids go to school on Sunday? Lol.
haha yeah xD House will find a cure...if he isn't already a Love Zombie himself >>

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> this is fun
Ian Asmodeus is awesome! Call him, call him! I must go get sick!

Help me! Curse my immune system with me! D=
How about Ian Asmodeus? Or Euclid? Because when the job's too tough for a sane doctor...
...*twitches* Still no infection. It's official, I'm immune.

...

...

...hello? Karma? Aren't you going to prove I'm wrong? crickets chirp Nuuuuuu!! Murphy's Law, how could you betray me like this?! I've got a poster of you in my room, and you still hate meeeeeeeee!! sniffles
groans
mmmm biting..
moans
How did you know I have been biting people!!!
Lol I'm pretty sure most people assumed it would be a zombie thing <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> but grats i guess?
I would just like to say... I so called this. In the comments of the last newspaper release.

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hmm... now I\'m wondering... since the doctors seem to be lying about everything else... and in the newspaper it says "Doctors still believe it is not life-threatening."... hmm... I\'m now picturing infected love zombie HAs plodding around with their skin sloughing off. \'Tis not a pretty sight.</blockquote>

-pats self on back and wanders off to bite healthy people-
Why hasn't Titania interviewed Doctor Lockheart ?

waitaminute ... Titania, your blouse isn't buttoned right ... and your hair ...

OH NAUGHTY DOCTOR <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

That's one way to get an interview.
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Zombies?! Bring them to the Battle Colliseum and they will perish for the last time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Love Zombies? Hmm.... gets out assortment of swords, guns and other items of destruction Well, well, bring it on.
Where the heck is my gunblade...
looks at everyone
Oh well, I guess my bloody hatchet has to do the work~
Nom nom.
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Woo!! -Grabs knife, pistol, a short sexy outfit and a bunch full of colourful herbs-
Zombies? goes hunting in wardrobe for appropriate outfit This is getting good...
DDD8 i wanna be bit!!!!!!!!!!!! runs around downtown
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Walks out into the street TCH! I don't care! I'm not scared of any stupid zombies! BRING IT ON!!!*Starts getting attacked* OH GOD I WAS WRONG! I AM AFRAID! GET OFFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
mmm. love zombies.
nice. ;o
mmm, heartzzz nomnomnom
ohmygod, zombies. brb gotta change my pants.
MWAHAHAHA! Awesome! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> bites people around

Seriously, zombie-like-creepy-event? And just before all that valentines craziness? Love you people :3
Oh No!
I could feel you coming, this is a strange virus.

Yet I see nothing. I must be that chick that you always think will make it then dies stupidly in the last 20 minutes.
By hiding in a caged enviroment, carrying a large gun, and looking awesome (Bad looking people always make it though the zombie films), I'm sure to get through this healthy, and maybe frag a few of you infected people =D
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Oh wait... I didn't click the Free Gift center again and the special newspaper appeared in my inventory o.0
It didn't before... Bah ._____.
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Must we delete the extras? ;o
Oh well~
-Removing the extra sP in process-
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I bet the next thing that's gonna happen to us is that we all get pregnant. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> UNDEAD NINJA BABIES~
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I'm really infected O.o I'm seriously covered in the stuff. Hey, anyone else notice that it says to keep your kids home from school today and it's Sunday?
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NOM NOM NOM. Eck, tastes like pork.
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SOMEBODY BITE MY HEATHLYNESS!!!! I'M STILL NOT SICK AND I WANT THE ACHIEVEMENT THAT GOES WITH BEING A LOVE ZOMBIE!!! D8
goofy, haha. you madfe me laugh so hard.
i'm wondering is he infected too?
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i'm so curious how it'll turn out.
House will definitely know what to do. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Calling Dr.House, he'll know what to do
Most interesting.This is the closest thing to plottiness that I have seen since joining Subeta. Other than the really short time between some of the free gifts, it has been fun. Luckily for me I have a little extra sp to go buy the ones I missed. All these cool symptoms make me want to run out in the street and see what happens if you get bit. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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omg Oo
are we gonna turn into zombies??

cause i'm alredy a vampire =3
"and keeping your children from school today."
....But it's Sunday.
Uhhhnnn...-droolbite-
i bite myself but not other people
It could be a LOVE bug going around <333

Or it's possible there are love zombies .-.
-bites some random person looking at this page-
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Omg these news become more and more weird nevermind they're are still great xD Running around and screaming histerically "Don't let them get my babies..No don't let them bite me, no!.."
Does this mean Wesker will be here.... or Leon. But honestly I can't wait to see how all the stages of these diseases progress and what they'll turn our HAs into <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Subeta is the new Racoon City! Run for your lifes, the T-Virus will get us all!
Oi, bro was right, this is turning out to be kinda like zombies... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">this is getting kinda wierd... </blockquote>

Agree.
And I like it... =ñ_ñ=
My book hoarding and my vault are sure loving all these newspaper! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
shoves her pets into her virtual Subetan house
Better stay in, babies O.o
I suppose most of them would bite back, though... XD
Biting? Like... zombie biting?

I'm really stating to believe that theory.
this is getting kinda wierd...
omg, I'm scared. i'll better stay at my invisible subeta home <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Day
Biting? Yay <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
shivers
I hope, after all this, they release the symptoms/etc of the sicknesses as tattoos or something. I really like some of them.
biting? woot my dream of zombies is coming true
well not really but this is awesome.
extra sPs have been deleted...thanks for the paper... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I bought an item from the main shops and eleted it, didnt think abut the vuchers. Is anyone else getting flashbacks of both The Stand and 28 Days Later? We have zombies and goverment official coverups CONSPIRACY!
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">And those who don\'t know what to do with the extra sP from before, I\'d suggest turning it into an sP voucher and deleting it. </blockquote>

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> done!

I really love these newspapers!
Love zombies just make sense. Love drives you mad and makes you a mindless automaton. Who bites.
You guys are awesome with these newspapers. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
I want to be bitten too XD
@Aurorae:
Yes, already did it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

I thought the same. Better be safe and delete the extra sP. ^-^
Or maybe love vampires?
What?

I KNEW IT! I KNEW THERE WERE GOING TO BE LOVE ZOMBIES!

-gets self checked by healer-
Thanks a lot <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> I just change the 100 sp at the sP Voucher Exchange and delet it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Hmmm... I was wondering why my neighbor felt a bit bitey today. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
And those who don't know what to do with the extra sP from before, I'd suggest turning it into an sP voucher and deleting it.
Thank you for fixing it, I got it now <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

Nibbles on nearest neighbour
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Yay!.
Now how does this biting work? ; D
Yay.
Biting??
Thank you, Aurorae! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
whee thankies! i got it now! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
It works now, Fierce.
You recieve:

Subeta Tribune Special Issue IV

and 100 sP

It works now ^^ though what to do with the 100 sP I got the first time?
Haha. Do I get my special newspaper now? xD wants to click the link, but doesn't know if it works now <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
That's better. -bites random person-

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