Subeta Tribune Special Issue VII




Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!



Everyone is gone. I am typing this up in the basement of the newsroom, in hopes that it gets out to warn anyone that has not yet contracted this rash. I seem to have small red areas on my hands. I am unsure if it is because of stress, or if I have fallen victim. The Doctors have left or fallen ill themselves, without identifying this disease or finding a cure. I... I don't know what is going to happen. I have glimpsed a few people in what I believe are the final stages. They are inhuman! I .. I'm going to end this here. I think I hear something. Protect your families! Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
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cool! I want to be infected!
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cacklesnort I come on subeta after finally having internet returnd to me after MONTHS, and find this zombie epidemic thingy everywhere. XD Will someone please explain what's going on?
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OMG!! WILL SOMEONE TELL ME HOW U BITE??????????????? PLZ?

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
OMG!i look like a zombie!HELP ME!!!
being a zombie is fun! I dont want to be like this for ever but for now.. YEP
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i no i dont look like i have a desease but i have little tiny pink hearts. (and b4 i had the heart disease but i cured it.)
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PLZ TELL ME HOW TO BITE PPL!!!???
ill bite anyone who wants to get bitten!!
Haha. I would love to be a zombie. Sadly, I am not.
Bwahaha, Be gone zombies!
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I want to get infected!
how you become zombie?
Meep...
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O_______O ZOMBIES?! flees
I...want...to...get...bitten <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Could we possible save the still-healthy subetians if we'd loaded them in a spaceship and sent them in Atebus?
But mmmm.. Being a zombie is still so nice~ And now we still have fresh meat to~ eat.
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bite meh <333
Will someone bite me?
I'm not going to get left out.
i'm infected with.. what? Recently got an event i'm feeling strange. been to the healer, but he shows me a picture of a silhouet with a question mark on it. O.o so.. i'm not infected. XD
Run and hide cause I'm on a hunt for FrESh flesh hehe!
bbbrrraaaiiinnnss
This is really interesting...
hmm... I would think that titania would make a gorgeous zombie!!! glomps
-flails arms around- D;
;3; i dont want my disease to leave!
i love my disease -arm falls off- o:
duh duh DUUUUHHHHH!!!!
Get out of Subeta as quick as you can! not we are here mwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh come to mamma pretty one i wont hurt.
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This is kinda interesting !
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Inhuman? Moi? Heh heh heh. evil grin
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Are we Zombies going to turn on each other? Licks lips I say we go for the pink ones with hearts all over them first. Then move on to the lower levels. Formulates plan
freckles?
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can someone bite me? xD
:V I'M CLEAN! DON'T TOUCH MEH! DON'TTTTT! runs around screaming
Oh look at all the zombies here. 0-0
I want to find out what happens next here. Geez I'm so impatient. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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You sure it isn't just freckles?
You will be next...-holds hands out and walks towards Titania-
You can't escape from Zombie Mulan...
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You cannot hide from us!
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inhuman hiss behind the bird mask
We'll sssssaaave you Titania... Yessssssss...
-Eats Tittyia- You know you want to have sexy boob-itis!
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Bite me.
I'm freaking serious. Zombie time for Miss Dauster.
-waves hand-
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<b>Quote By Hyogail:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">
ONOES Fellow zombies! I just thought of something. What happens when we run out of brains to eat? </blockquote>

We move on to lower level zombies
I want to have the diseaseeeee. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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TITIANA YOU'RE NEXT
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so..... could someone bite me then?
Success!
"You bit them, and infected them with your virus!"
...hmmmm Zombie plague right at around Valentines Day....
Yep Keith hate Valentines Day
ZOMBIES! XDDD
i tried to bit her and was unsuccessful. will try now.
You can't bite again for You have 0 hours 5 minutes and 0 seconds

-nommed Titiana-
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Has anyone actually managed a successful bit to our mysterious news reporter?</blockquote>
Yep. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
"You bit them, and infected them with your virus!"
OM NOM NOM
No tits mcgee you can't be nom nom-ed ; - ; We'll hide at the winchester together X3 Shaun will save us all <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
OH YEAH? BITE ME! (no pun intended)
Odd.
You bit them, and infected them with your virus!

Nom Nom Nom, tyvm Titania
basement dwelling, zombie controlling MONKEY! tee hee =P we will infect yoooouuuuuu
Has anyone actually managed a successful bit to our mysterious news reporter? It is very odd that she showed when the virus did. Hmm.. Interesting. If anyone got a successful bite. Comment me. I want to know. Good luck Titania on surviving in your basement
Aww. Bless. Patpat I is sympathetic zombie -nod-
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Dang, I sure wish someone would bite me ;D
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I know! She's actually Skitters. She just stuffs like a whole box of tissues for each boob O8
http://www.subeta.net/bite.php?user=[Titania]

go ahead and nibble on her guys
Yeah, It was HER!!! Just look at this creepy eves... She used us at her experiments <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Thanks a lot! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> I do love my inhuman life-after-death <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
hey, she was here when this started. Maybe she is the reason behind this virus strain?
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i am vampire completely the only thing i can do is hunt for people save me help
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and how do u bite people? drools
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does anyone know what the POINT of this is? Is there a cure as of right now? O.O
But. But. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> Skitters doesn't have bewbs. If she's Skitters, then that must mean her tits are fake. O-o blink
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I was thinking that too lol. XD

...nyuuurghh....tiittsss....TITTTSS....
Maybe she IS Skitters!
Subeta probably decided to infect us all to prevent vomiting from an overflow of lovey-dovey hearts and pink frilly things. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
I think they should be able to feel the love too<3
>:3
Oh, I hope Titania's got Boob-itis. Oh, how I hope so.
Because things that infect humans dont always infect pets o;
I wonder why pets haven't been infected as well?
Or have they?
Man, whatever.

It's not /that/ bad, we're functioning just fine. Join the fun.
Event!
You have been bitten by Emmy168! You now have the disease virus!

So what are we supposed to DO??
OMFG Marcy is RIGHT! O__O We didn't even have the FLU until she showed up!
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grawwrawfragglerabbllee <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /><
Cj
....I think we all can agree with me when I say THIS VIRUS ISNT HARMLESS ANYMORE!
...
still cool
She the starter of it! she came into subeta and now were all gettin sick.. shes the carrier
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Oh, Titania. I knew this would happen. -examines hands-
Maybe you shouldn't have given out your location... Zombies can read the newspaper also... grins
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Spleeeeens... spleeeeeeennnnnsss...
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-evil giggle-
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no one has bitten me so i'm happy
Plaaaaiins... Plllaaaiiinnnnss!

... wait.
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Sorry Titania....there's no where safe from us now...:E
WIN
Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!
==
no ;-;
haha, look at me I'm rotting XD

even as Zombies, most of us are still somewhat civil >8D
Lol I'm kinda glad you haven't got it Titania, imagine you with boobitus :0
Is that armband new..? Or is it just me?
Why would we leave Subeta now? This zombie thing is AWSOME! xD

And for all you non-zombie losers, you'd better fly to Atebus because we won't stop biting until you're all one of us!
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i have been bit yesterday by a level 8 and i am now level 8 this is my last word before im fully zombie survivors run i hope doctors find a cure for me
I just got it that she's based off of "Tits McGee" from Anchorman...why didn't I get it sooner? xD sorry, Tits, but one of us is gonna get you sooner or later...
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-nom nom-

what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? gulp
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-nom nom-

what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? gulp
...
exclamation point in a yellow bubble appears above head

Grrrawwwr... grraawwwrrlllll, foooddd...
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BRAAAIIIIINNNNNS.. and baby penguins
OMG my nose is just like Michael Jackson´s....Titania I hope you don´t have to suffer from this....
Eep. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Bitten and infected. xD Dunno if it actually worked, but.

...rrrraaaaaAAAAwwwwRrr....
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Rofl.
I'm still not infected.
I just dunno if I want it or not.
But you can't run, Titania!
Away foul zombies! readies weapons
Brraaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss nomnomnom
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Drama drama.

NOM NOM!
"We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you."

Or the vitally challenged. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Inhuman? ME? >8D
Good times, good times...
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JOIN usss.....uurrghh....veeinss....me want your veeinns...*vampire zombie*
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yes i got the surviver achievement so now can someone infect me? im bored
no hearts
That woman is so dead.
Too bad, she looks tasty. o:
Hah, bite you, Tits Vagee?
I don't think so, I could catch something much worse that what I have now.
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I want to be a zombie!
Bite them all. All the bites belong to us. You can't WIN!
Thanks for the news Titania, I'm currently in my house with all doors and windows locked. I covered the chimney and hid the outside doors to the basement. I don't want to be a zombie. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> All my friend are nu flesh-eating unstoppable creatures who want nothing less then take a bite of my skin. It's very scary here with me waiting till everything is over and the zombies outside trying to get in. I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one survivor, and all we can do now is wait till this horrible nightmare is over. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
aw, and here i was, so sure that she had turned into skitters. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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muahahahahahaha she'll never suspect it was me that snuck into her bedroom and bit her breast nominominom
ffngt...Isn't that nice of her? Telling us all where she is! ...fsfft...fsfft...
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Her right boob is mine ! And the "between her legs area" whistle
We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you.
Too late now darling... undeath is immanent... But if you want you can go down fighting. Though you're no Legend.
twirls baseball bat and grins ferally at Titania

Come out, come out, wherever you are...you can't hide forever, little girl. We'll get you too in the end.
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<b>Quote By "Kaitlyn98670":</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Skyline you\'ve seen \'The Hills have Eyes\' haven\'t you?</blockquote>

Nope. But those boobies seem MUCH better than some brains ...
-noms on Titania-
*nom nom*Bring us another narc.
Poor Titania....

Come out of that basement and I'll bite...erm, kiss...it better
you're never safe, Titania..
nowhere..
I wanna be a zombie! ;0;
I´m not inhuman, how dare you T_T
i bit her!
i just infected her, too bad it doesnt show on her HA...
http://www.subeta.net/bite.php?user=[Titania]
I'm waiting Titania to be infected with all viruses at once . X'DD
Survivor wut wut. \o/
"QUICK! To the Winchester!!!"

I'm with you mate
Reminds me of the movies [REC] and Quarantine. ;P
Lawl, Tits McGee is going down. :O
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"QUICK! To the Winchester!!!"

Oh yeah <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I still stand by my prediction that Dr. Asmodeus and/or Louis L'Amour will come to the rescue.
Oh, Titania! Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything with a big fat drama bomb?

Undead equality! End the prejudice!
@Xii
She IS wearing a pendant. I tried to bite her like.. 100 times in a row. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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QUICK! To the Winchester!!!
Hey.. Titania.. do you wanna come to dinner? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I'm with TotallySpacedOut. Off to Atebus. I mean, the other option is Neopets and I'm NOT going there, lol!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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I can haz a bite? /pretty eyes/ ... or well, I could make them, if my HA still had them XD
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If she was that afraid of infection, you'd think she would have shelled out the 5k for the pendant <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> Titania's going to be one hot zombie though xD
Hopefully Skitters will get her ;D
Out of Subeta? So.. mass evacuation to Atebus? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
I am a survivor! We will band together and rid the world of the zombies.
Leave Subeta? And go where? Tssk tsssk tsssk. Kick of those shakles of life and enjoy (like soooo many of us) the afterlife.

Dinner?
Ahahaha

No.
Awh c'mon, it isn't as bad as you make it out to be! If you can't beat em, join em ;3
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Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD
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Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD
Soon you'll be one of us, Titania, don't be afraid, it won't last long.
Inhuman? We've feelings too you know?
sobs and huggles brain pillow
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Crap that. = = "
I was uninfected till few hours ago when I just logged in.
i am hungry zombie. rarr
om nom nom
Opa
Awww, poor lady worrying. Too bad I bit her while she slept. Bwahahahahaha!
i'mmz eat yewwwwwwwwwwwww
lol xD
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I'm still not affected.
Stop being so dramatic Titania. -.-;
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> pats Titiania

Don't worry, hun. :> It's MUCH better then hanging around being normal. Doesn't hurt a bit.
Doe
Epic boobage. I need some of those for my HA?
Oh, and, um, great report.
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How about I take the brains and you guys can have whatever is left over <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Sounds like a deal to me!
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Brains? I want her boobies. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> -wut?
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pounds on basement window
I WANNNNNTTTT BRRRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!
drools
she hasnt got protection on. Get her
Titiana is gone, it's that DOCTOR I want ...
If we run out of brains, we will eat the hearts!!! HEAAAAARRRRTS
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Snap, Snap... Raises boney hands and points at you... we are coming... better run... it makes the chase more fun.
I am a pro choice zombie xD i like eating chicken too
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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAIINNNNNNNSSSSS -scratches at windows-
ONOES Fellow zombies! I just thought of something. What happens when we run out of brains to eat? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Join us.
join us Titania spread hearts everywhere
Final stage = level 9 i think.....
Skyline you've seen 'The Hills have Eyes' haven't you?

Poor, poor Titiana. I hope you have energy bars in that basement. I salute your efforts ^^.
got mine. i can't leave the planet dangit. i must live here. space is no place for a zombie...the food sucks.
she looks tasty. om nom
Oh, being a zombie ain't that bad. If you become a zombie we can trade recipes (for braaaaaiiiinsssssss! ) n.n
You know that saying.. if you can't beat 'em.. Join 'em!.... Seriously, we have hungry mouths to feed. Its like donating to charity.

JUST DO IT
Oh, poor Titania. If only the need for Subetan achievements had not driven me to join the enemy, I would give you a hug.

And, um, I'm sure that rash is just a scratch, dear. No need to worry.
Poor Titania, I'm still safe <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
snuggles to Lai but I don't want to leave subeta I love it here!
Poor Titania. :< -nodnod- Dramatic-ness, indeed, Bipolarbear!
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pant pant Must pant lick a*pant* and bite pant Titania pant *haa**haa* sigh pant Must suck on Titania's watermelons pant drool ^^
aww poor titania<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />....come, let me eat you..ehh I mean help you
Lai
-snuggles her- Even though Im a zombie, this news post makes my heart ache for her <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Thank you Titania for that news, I hope you will be alright. I would not want you getting zombiefied, what would we do?
Bye bye Tits McGee... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Wow another!
I missed the first. o_x;
Night of the Living Dead, anyone? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

YAYYY
Oh come let me eat you...braaaaainsssss.
dun dun dun.
What will ever happen to Subeta !?
HHGNGNNNNGHGHGhghghdsDZzzz... HHSSSKKZT!
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you are now one of us, titiana!

BRAIIINzz!!!
Nggghh....ngghhhh... Brains.... braaiiinsss... pounds on door Nggghhhh...
>.<
SEA
I actually feel quite sorry for you...you sound so scared <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Yayyy, got all 7 so far. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Oh, dramatic. o.o
FTP

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