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Hey, what's up? My real, dedicated fans (shoutout to my homies in Centropolis) know that today is a very special day. Possibly, the most special day of them all. Yep, that's right, it's finally Elwood Day. Don't let this "murder" talk get you down. There are going to be fireworks, y'all! Fireworks!

I'm going to be proudly showing off my 'wood, and you should flash your 'wood, too, with this awesome sticker. It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly". I totally made it myself, too, so you can admire my rugged handsomeness and my creativity at the same time.

And just because I'm such a cool guy, it's free. Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.


Posted by: [NPC] Elwood
04/1/10 4:53 pm Leave Comment
jeazard
Thank you, Elwood, wuv you! =D
Here's to the 'wood! XDXDXD
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Merry
I LOL'D SO HARD.

How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.
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Catherine
Do you have the fireworks that are shaped like cowboy hats?
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Venom
Perfect pick me up, thanks for the laugh
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n_nV
Wow....
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fail
YES. Love elwood. ♥
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Emili
Oh, no! Elwood day is almost over!
I must dress for the occasion.
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Suzaku
Give Matters or Elwood Day sucks.

/kidding
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Alaska
haha, wood.
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LittleStereo
Elwood sucks.
Or maybe.. Sucks Elwood.
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Loki
Wow, I just choked on my mocha. That was an epic news post. However...Elwood is so proud of his 'wood, I have to wonder if he's overcompensating for something. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LIL' BUDDY. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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Lexigraph
My friend totally stuck me with your 'wood, so I stuck her back.
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Muerte
Well, I am not flashing my wood, but my HA is currently flashing his bone.

Also, feed me, Elwood.
XD
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toilet
lol wow.
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Eschebone
I've seen his impressive wood for myself, believe me. XD
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GLaDOS
I think I'm gonna throw up from laughing so hard at this. xD
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Tennyo
lol wood...
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Bowser
Best. Obscure. Joke. EVER.


CURES CANCER AND FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
THAT'S SOME IMPRESSIVE WOOD
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Groove
I like this ♥
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hollo
YES! Elwood has this day it is so grand! I shed tears of joy. :'D
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Fallenemiko
*totally has green(ish) hair *
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kittiocity
...can elwood's cancer-curing hunger-feeding sticker find out who killed vernon?
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Hetalia
OMG FINALLY AN ELWOOD DAY. 8D
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Daydream
WOO ELWOOD <3
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FCoD
Lol, good one Subeta.
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Noir
WE <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> ELWOOD.

c:
Awesome that this actually happened~
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Kyphoscoliosis
I love Subeta's suggestive jokes. Damn I love you guys <33333
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Burney
Wood? Haha that's a great pun.
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Faun_171
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>

QFT on this glorious Elwood day.
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Cassadaga
lmao.
oh good ole wood jokes.
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MGMT
I'll make sure to flash my 'wood to the world.
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KyotoAngel
Woo Hoo! Finally a holiday other than Morostide worth celebrating!
xD
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Elektroloop
Adriette would love Elwood
she is such a big slu....lady!
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Doe
It actually happened. xD

Happy Elwood Day!

Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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AjaTheNile
thats right dude show off your wood
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Meepsworth
OH HELLZ YES.

Happy Elwood Day!

*nudges Elwood* Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?
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Arty


'WOOD YOU THA' MAN
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Rarity
"Family friendly"... hmmm, is Elwood channeling Johnny Weir? LOVE IT. YOU ROCK YOUR WOOD. Or your tassel. Whichever!
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Glitter
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.</blockquote>

THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.
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xxSweet_Dreamer
LOL.

Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.
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KittyKatAmy
Happy Elwood day~! *giggle*
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Berkirly
Elwood you are luuuuv!!!
*hugs Elwood*
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adakie
Well if it isn't my favorite guy in all Subeta. You deserve your own day baby. ;3
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Alex
I LOVE YOU ELWOOD
wtf blank comment below v___v
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ann1301
It's okay, we still love 'family friendly' stickers too! After all it's a sticker!

HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-
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KadoTheCat
I can has wood? Yay!
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Twisted_Pretzel
WHOO HOO YEAH BOYE
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Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
You rock. Whoot!
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AsteriskNova
'Wood for everyone? Oh there'll be fireworks alright ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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ghost
The Wiz just asked for the Elwood Following book earlier, too.
/dodges thrown panties
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Kenny
...BUT I ALREADY HAVE MY PANTS OFF.
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DNA
I know -I've- got 'wood. 8D
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Tony
LOL. I love you Eliwood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I WILL HORDE YOUR STICKER WITH PRIDE.
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Memory
Actually.
I think this is just an April Fool's Day joke, because we all know that EVERY day is Elwood Day. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Just sayinnn'.
But the sticker is cute, and the post made me laugh. xD
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iAMghost
i wish it was april fools haha

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Aquatic_Kimothy
I lawled. xD Happy Elwood Day!
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DaBluMeanie
found you!
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KhepriRa
Because of this i'm gonna put your face on my fridge. I have to tell you, not a lot of people get their face on my fridge!
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calvinee
AHAHAHAHA.
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Immortelle
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Life
ROFL. Anyone else think of Ariel's bouncing 'wood billboard when they read this?
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Dent
YEEEEAH ELWOOOD.
MY MAIN MAN.
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jellyrules
you are so cute!
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Adam
I love you.
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[claps]
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Peppermint
*CRACKS UP* Oh man, I didn't know you seriously were going to do an Elwood day when you came into the SB! 8'D I almost excepted there to be random pieces of wood floating around Subeta, LOL!

ILU Elwood. c':
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Duskmoon
I LOOKED AT THIS WHEN THERE WERE SIXTY-NINE COMMENTS. I LAWLED.

Also, I want to see your wood, Elwood. Will you pass it around and let us stroke it?
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fotfoh
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Litsue
Nice wood man.
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NAT
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F33e0b3q.jpg" target="_blank">ELWOOD POSTED A PIC OF HIS WOOD</a>

what a person of questionable reputation
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facebook
ahah nice.
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RoboBread
I'D RATHER NOT SHOW MY WOOD OFF, ELLY BABY.
;c
You can have this instead.

...-gives Elwood a chunk of ROCK-
-heart-
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AdamRose444
yay i got some wood lol
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Graham
CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.
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chalara9696
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Drayk
EVERYONE CAN'T WAIT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON SOME 'WOOD
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Tiara90456
oh dear
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waltz
FINALLY!

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY TO ALL! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Amon
I think the last two morostide had NPCs with different characters.. XD
(meaning; I thought Elwood was a bit different but yah, that might have just been my bad memories)
Happy Elwood day. ^^
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Inknote
I LOVE YOU ELWOOD! *fangirl scream and panties thrown*
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ilu&#9829;
/flashes wood to Elwood
I got a splinter. :c
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Instinct
I laughed really loud in the middle of class at this xD
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Shayde
Sounds like he should go talk to Garrett... or maybe he IS Garrett in disguise xD Not just because of his new ghetto-speak mind you because Garrett is pretty well spoken... it's just all this talk of wood... I think Garrett might be able to relate xD
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Fade
xD. I love Elwood.
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Poco
I HAVE MORNING WOOD
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Stilettos
ROFLMFAO!! That was the greatest thing I have read ALL month =) Thanks Subeta!
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Mod
XD Happy Elwood Day!
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Captain_Falcon
Since when does this guy talk like a wigger?
I am disappoint.
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Murdoc
Subeta proves our super maturity with all of the *-giggle @ wood-* posts, hahaha. this post is so cute. :p
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Pyralis
LMFAO I love you Subeta Team.
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Perks
LOL Kudos Subeta Team.
LOVE The innuendos <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

-flashes wood to Elwood- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

Happy Elwood day everyone!
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Dews
hee-hee, woody...
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Autobot
GAHAHA I LOL'D HEARTILY

I also adore fireworks. Where are they. WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FIREWORKS, ELWOOD. DON'T BE LYIN' TO ME, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN I SWEAR.
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Alan
Aww Elwood. You're so cute.
Happy Elwood day, lol.
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Nail
oh elwood, you're my favourite.
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sugarmuffin1572
Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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brittey
I'll flash my 'wood if you do. ;o
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CHANEL
Mmm, yes. A happy wood day for all.
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Acute
Dirty wood flashers! D8 There are... Sorta children around!
Haha, HAPPY ELWOOD DAY! 8D
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LOUD
*flashes the WOOD*
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ladyarah
YAY! Hurray for Elwood Day!
I'm so proud! *sniffles*
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[NPC] Elwood
Where is your green hair? You should be wearing green hair in tribute to the splendor of the 'wood! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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aquarius
LOL
yay for new stickers~
<s>and 'wood day</s>
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Krynne
Flashing wood ROFL!!!!!!! I love it! Thank you!!!!
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Ussike
Happy Elwood Day!
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Fallenemiko
LMAO
greeaaaat this totaly wont go strait to your head dude
(oh you and your wood)
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Blastoise
XDDDDD
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Monologue
Fireworks? I like fireworks. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

*wants fireworks to come on*
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Molotov
You're the man, Elwood.
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Tyhus
I know all about you showing your <a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi279.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk134%2FFreddie_The_Dog%2FElwood.png" target="_blank">'wood</a> off. Was absolutely hilarious though.

Happy Elwood Day to all!
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arcadiae
I LOL'D.
Happy Elwood Day. 8D
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PUNK
'It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly" ' Well I lol'ed xD
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Steffeni
I HAVE WOOD FOR YOU, ELWOOD.
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MissEventful
LMAO. Nicely put, Elwood.
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Mikazuki
Happy Elwood Day!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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end
rofl
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Luchs
Lol. Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Garyx
FLASHIN' WOODY AROUND. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> Yay for Elwood Day! @--(--
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Jenni
LOL ILY ELWOOD
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Yarn
Ha ha ha! Fantastic!
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Loo
I LOVE YOU. oh, I'm poor <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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PopieTart
Happy Elwood Day.
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OM HOLY FG THEY'RE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGING ELWOOD DAY YESSSSS
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Nyvora
Happy Elwood Day! lol
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SEA
LOL you know we love your 'wood'.


OKAY SORRY.
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ATROCITY
AWESOME <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

*runs to get it*
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ROCK
*Flashes Wood at everyone*

MUAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SAW MY WOOD!
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Piinke
Hahahah
I deffo lol'd. :]
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Gambler
yay!
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space
Ahaha, that's great!
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MurDerWolf
no talking about me =O ?
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Mischief
hurray for wood!
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runaway
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shatzy
ROFL!!!! love it
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Gabbyinpjs
YAY <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Pink
ilu elwood.
xD
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Jovi
HAPPY ELWOOD DAY.
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