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  • 04:53 pm
    Collectible Elwood Sticker


    Hey, what's up? My real, dedicated fans (shoutout to my homies in Centropolis) know that today is a very special day. Possibly, the most special day of them all. Yep, that's right, it's finally Elwood Day. Don't let this "murder" talk get you down. There are going to be fireworks, y'all! Fireworks!

    I'm going to be proudly showing off my 'wood, and you should flash your 'wood, too, with this awesome sticker. It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly". I totally made it myself, too, so you can admire my rugged handsomeness and my creativity at the same time.

    And just because I'm such a cool guy, it's free. Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.



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    [NPC] Elwood
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    Thank you, Elwood, wuv you! =D
    Here's to the 'wood! XDXDXD

    Posted by jeazard

    I LOL'D SO HARD.

    How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
    That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.

    Posted by Merry

    Do you have the fireworks that are shaped like cowboy hats?

    Posted by CATH

    Perfect pick me up, thanks for the laugh

    Posted by Venom

    Wow....

    Posted by n_nV

    YES. Love elwood. ♥

    Posted by fail

    Oh, no! Elwood day is almost over!
    I must dress for the occasion.

    Posted by Emili

    Give Matters or Elwood Day sucks.

    /kidding

    Posted by Suzaku

    haha, wood.

    Posted by Alaska

    Elwood sucks.
    Or maybe.. Sucks Elwood.

    Posted by LittleStereo

    Wow, I just choked on my mocha. That was an epic news post. However...Elwood is so proud of his 'wood, I have to wonder if he's overcompensating for something. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LIL' BUDDY. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by CASS

    My friend totally stuck me with your 'wood, so I stuck her back.

    Posted by Lexigraph

    Well, I am not flashing my wood, but my HA is currently flashing his bone.

    Also, feed me, Elwood.
    XD

    Posted by Sui

    lol wow.
    niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Posted by toilet

    I've seen his impressive wood for myself, believe me. XD

    Posted by Eschebone

    I think I'm gonna throw up from laughing so hard at this. xD

    Posted by Slenderman

    lol wood...

    Posted by Tennyo

    Best. Obscure. Joke. EVER.


    CURES CANCER AND FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
    THAT'S SOME IMPRESSIVE WOOD

    Posted by Bowser

    I like this ♥

    Posted by Groove

    YES! Elwood has this day it is so grand! I shed tears of joy. :'D

    Posted by hollo

    *totally has green(ish) hair *

    Posted by Fallenemiko

    ...can elwood's cancer-curing hunger-feeding sticker find out who killed vernon?

    Posted by kittiocity

    OMG FINALLY AN ELWOOD DAY. 8D

    Posted by HETALIA

    WOO ELWOOD <3

    Posted by Daydream

    Lol, good one Subeta.

    Posted by FCoD

    WE <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> ELWOOD.

    c:
    Awesome that this actually happened~

    Posted by INKY

    I love Subeta's suggestive jokes. Damn I love you guys <33333

    Posted by Kyphoscoliosis

    Wood? Haha that's a great pun.

    Posted by Burney

    <b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
    OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>

    QFT on this glorious Elwood day.

    Posted by Faun

    lmao.
    oh good ole wood jokes.

    Posted by Cassadaga

    I'll make sure to flash my 'wood to the world.

    Posted by MGMT

    Woo Hoo! Finally a holiday other than Morostide worth celebrating!
    xD

    Posted by KyotoAngel

    Adriette would love Elwood
    she is such a big slu....lady!

    Posted by Elektroloop

    It actually happened. xD

    Happy Elwood Day!

    Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by Doe

    thats right dude show off your wood

    Posted by AjaTheNile

    OH HELLZ YES.

    Happy Elwood Day!

    *nudges Elwood* Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?

    Posted by Zeppelin

    ♥

    'WOOD YOU THA' MAN

    Posted by Arty

    "Family friendly"... hmmm, is Elwood channeling Johnny Weir? LOVE IT. YOU ROCK YOUR WOOD. Or your tassel. Whichever!

    Posted by Rarity

    <b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.</blockquote>

    THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.

    Posted by Glitter

    LOL.

    Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.

    HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.

    Posted by xxSweet_Dreamer

    Happy Elwood day~! *giggle*

    Posted by KittyKatAmy

    Elwood you are luuuuv!!!
    *hugs Elwood*

    Posted by Berkirly

    Well if it isn't my favorite guy in all Subeta. You deserve your own day baby. ;3

    Posted by adakie

    I LOVE YOU ELWOOD
    wtf blank comment below v___v

    Posted by ALEX

    It's okay, we still love 'family friendly' stickers too! After all it's a sticker!

    HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-

    Posted by ann1301

    I can has wood? Yay!

    Posted by KadoTheCat



    Posted by ALEX

    WHOO HOO YEAH BOYE

    Posted by Twisted_Pretzel

    Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
    You rock. Whoot!

    Posted by User not found (1):

    'Wood for everyone? Oh there'll be fireworks alright ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by AsteriskNova

    The Wiz just asked for the Elwood Following book earlier, too.
    /dodges thrown panties

    Posted by ghost

    ...BUT I ALREADY HAVE MY PANTS OFF.

    Posted by Kenny

    I know -I've- got 'wood. 8D

    Posted by DNA

    LOL. I love you Eliwood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I WILL HORDE YOUR STICKER WITH PRIDE.

    Posted by Elrond

    Actually.
    I think this is just an April Fool's Day joke, because we all know that EVERY day is Elwood Day. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Just sayinnn'.
    But the sticker is cute, and the post made me laugh. xD

    Posted by Memory

    i wish it was april fools haha



    Posted by iAMghost

    I lawled. xD Happy Elwood Day!

    Posted by Aquatic_Kimothy

    found you!

    Posted by DaBluMeanie

    Because of this i'm gonna put your face on my fridge. I have to tell you, not a lot of people get their face on my fridge!

    Posted by KhepriRa

    AHAHAHAHA.

    Posted by calvinee

    <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by Immortelle

    ROFL. Anyone else think of Ariel's bouncing 'wood billboard when they read this?

    Posted by Life

    YEEEEAH ELWOOOD.
    MY MAIN MAN.

    Posted by Dent

    you are so cute!

    Posted by jellyrules

    I love you.

    Posted by Shalashaska

    [claps]

    Posted by User not found (1):

    *CRACKS UP* Oh man, I didn't know you seriously were going to do an Elwood day when you came into the SB! 8'D I almost excepted there to be random pieces of wood floating around Subeta, LOL!

    ILU Elwood. c':

    Posted by Melodious

    I LOOKED AT THIS WHEN THERE WERE SIXTY-NINE COMMENTS. I LAWLED.

    Also, I want to see your wood, Elwood. Will you pass it around and let us stroke it?

    Posted by Duskmoon

    <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by fotfoh

    Nice wood man.

    Posted by Litsue

    <a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F33e0b3q.jpg" target="_blank">ELWOOD POSTED A PIC OF HIS WOOD</a>

    what a person of questionable reputation

    Posted by NAT

    ahah nice.

    Posted by facebook

    I'D RATHER NOT SHOW MY WOOD OFF, ELLY BABY.
    ;c
    You can have this instead.

    ...-gives Elwood a chunk of ROCK-
    -heart-

    Posted by RoboBread

    yay i got some wood lol

    Posted by AdamRose444

    CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
    OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.

    Posted by Odinson

    THAT'S WHAT HE SAID <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by chalara9696

    EVERYONE CAN'T WAIT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON SOME 'WOOD

    Posted by Drayk

    oh dear

    Posted by Tiara90456

    FINALLY!

    HAPPY ELWOOD DAY TO ALL! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by waltz

    I think the last two morostide had NPCs with different characters.. XD
    (meaning; I thought Elwood was a bit different but yah, that might have just been my bad memories)
    Happy Elwood day. ^^

    Posted by Amon

    I LOVE YOU ELWOOD! *fangirl scream and panties thrown*

    Posted by Inknote

    ilu&#9829;
    /flashes wood to Elwood
    I got a splinter. :c

    Posted by User not found (1):

    I laughed really loud in the middle of class at this xD

    Posted by Instinct

    Sounds like he should go talk to Garrett... or maybe he IS Garrett in disguise xD Not just because of his new ghetto-speak mind you because Garrett is pretty well spoken... it's just all this talk of wood... I think Garrett might be able to relate xD

    Posted by AphoticDivinity

    xD. I love Elwood.

    Posted by Fade

    I HAVE MORNING WOOD

    Posted by Poco

    ROFLMFAO!! That was the greatest thing I have read ALL month =) Thanks Subeta!

    Posted by Stilettos

    XD Happy Elwood Day!

    Posted by Mod

    Since when does this guy talk like a wigger?
    I am disappoint.

    Posted by Captain_Falcon

    Subeta proves our super maturity with all of the *-giggle @ wood-* posts, hahaha. this post is so cute. :p

    Posted by Murdoc

    LMFAO I love you Subeta Team.

    Posted by Pyralis

    LOL Kudos Subeta Team.
    LOVE The innuendos <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

    -flashes wood to Elwood- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

    Happy Elwood day everyone!

    Posted by Perks

    hee-hee, woody...

    Posted by Dews

    GAHAHA I LOL'D HEARTILY

    I also adore fireworks. Where are they. WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FIREWORKS, ELWOOD. DON'T BE LYIN' TO ME, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN I SWEAR.

    Posted by Keldeo

    Aww Elwood. You're so cute.
    Happy Elwood day, lol.

    Posted by Naoto_Kouji

    Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by sugarmuffin1572

    I'll flash my 'wood if you do. ;o

    Posted by brittey

    Mmm, yes. A happy wood day for all.

    Posted by CHANEL

    Dirty wood flashers! D8 There are... Sorta children around!
    Haha, HAPPY ELWOOD DAY! 8D

    Posted by Acute

    *flashes the WOOD*

    Posted by LOUD

    Where is your green hair? You should be wearing green hair in tribute to the splendor of the 'wood! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by [NPC] Elwood

    LOL
    yay for new stickers~
    <s>and 'wood day</s>


    Posted by aquarius

    Flashing wood ROFL!!!!!!! I love it! Thank you!!!!

    Posted by Krynne

    Happy Elwood Day!

    Posted by Ussike

    LMAO
    greeaaaat this totaly wont go strait to your head dude
    (oh you and your wood)

    Posted by Fallenemiko

    XDDDDD

    Posted by Blastoise

    Fireworks? I like fireworks. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

    *wants fireworks to come on*

    Posted by Monologue

    You're the man, Elwood.

    Posted by Molotov

    I know all about you showing your <a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi279.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk134%2FFreddie_The_Dog%2FElwood.png" target="_blank">'wood</a> off. Was absolutely hilarious though.

    Happy Elwood Day to all!

    Posted by Tyhus

    I LOL'D.
    Happy Elwood Day. 8D

    Posted by shy

    'It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly" ' Well I lol'ed xD

    Posted by PUNK

    I HAVE WOOD FOR YOU, ELWOOD.

    Posted by Steffeni

    LMAO. Nicely put, Elwood.

    Posted by MissEventful

    Happy Elwood Day!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by Mikazuki

    rofl

    Posted by end

    Lol. Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by Luchs

    FLASHIN' WOODY AROUND. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> Yay for Elwood Day! @--(--

    Posted by Garyx

    LOL ILY ELWOOD

    Posted by Jenni

    Ha ha ha! Fantastic!

    Posted by Yarn

    I LOVE YOU. oh, I'm poor <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by loo

    Happy Elwood Day.

    Posted by PopieTart

    OM HOLY FG THEY'RE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGING ELWOOD DAY YESSSSS

    Posted by User not found (1):

    Happy Elwood Day! lol

    Posted by Nyvora

    LOL you know we love your 'wood'.


    OKAY SORRY.

    Posted by SEA

    AWESOME <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    *runs to get it*

    Posted by ATROCITY

    *Flashes Wood at everyone*

    MUAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SAW MY WOOD!

    Posted by ROCK

    Hahahah
    I deffo lol'd. :]

    Posted by Piinke

    yay!

    Posted by Gambler

    Ahaha, that's great!

    Posted by space

    no talking about me =O ?

    Posted by MurDerWolf

    hurray for wood!

    Posted by Mischief

    ♥

    Posted by runaway

    ROFL!!!! love it

    Posted by shatzy

    YAY <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

    Posted by Gabbyinpjs

    ilu elwood.
    xD

    Posted by Pink

    HAPPY ELWOOD DAY.

    Posted by Jovi

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