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Brownies
Legacy Name: Brownies
The
Blacklight ChaiOwner:
SamanthaFrostAge: 11 years, 9 months, 3 weeks
Born: July 10th, 2012
Adopted: 11 years, 9 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: July 10th, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 5
- Strength: 15
- Defense: 12
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 89
- Books Read: 89
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Patty Flipper
Yes, I'm a Chai, and no! I do not drink Chai Tea. I'm not a freaking cannibal. Excuse my french!
Other. Things. I. Won't. Eat. Ever.
Now don't get the wrong idea here. I have fine culinary sensibilities! I just don't think the Chai knew what they were doing when they started using their own bodies to flavor stuff! Not to mentionall the body odor derivatives. It swept across Subeta like a fad and pretty much everyone had to smellit and taste it and talk about it.
It's gotten really bad. After becoming totally obsessed with the odor and flavor of the Chai, everyone's started thinking Chais taste good. So now our whole specie's in danger of annihilation frompoachers.
Apparently some folks don't know the difference between an original Chai Burger and one that's madeout of the Chai who cooked it.
Its appalling how many of my friends have bought into this. They want so badly to know what one of us really tastes like. Now there's some pretty creepy stuff on the market.
Just check this out. Last Thursday I was out running some errands and saw one of my buddies Milkshakesitting at an outside dining table at one of those expensive restaurant-majigs. He was chowing down on a Blue Raspberry Gummy Chais! Not just one! He had to order five of every color!
The worst part came when he checked out. He asked if they made the gummy Chai out of our bones when we died.
. . . . .I wish you could'a seen her face. . . . . . . . .
REALLY?! Give me a break, why dont ya! Gummy Chais are imported off another continent! Someone wasn't paying attention in school.
What freaks me out the most is not knowing how Milkshake feels. Was he just curious? Misinformed? Maybehe was just playing a prank on the waitress? I'd be relieved if it were any of those things.
But...what if he was hopeful? What if he secretly wished they were made out of our bones? What if he was vying for information? What if he is trying to discover the secret recipe for making Gummy Chais? What if he gets it into his head to make some Gummy Chai for himself? It's really hard to know who to trust these days.
Especially since I don't even know what Gummy Chais are made of.
Pet Treasure
Pet Friends
Milkshake
Brownies and Milkshake share a love of food!