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Jim has a minion!
Sebastian Moran the Smolder
Sebastian Moran the Smolder
Jim
Legacy Name: Jim
The Graveyard Lain
Owner: Moran
Age: 11 years, 5 months, 3 days
Born: December 1st, 2012
Adopted: 11 years, 5 months, 3 days ago
Adopted: December 1st, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 70
- Strength: 172
- Defense: 127
- Speed: 45
- Health: 79
- HP: 79/79
- Intelligence: 314
- Books Read: 304
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Astronomer
London was hardly the most under appreciated of cities, what with the grand buildings, the blood soaked history and the merging cultures. It was no surprise it attracted swarms of tourists and people seeking out a more ‘interesting’ life in a fast paced urban environment. The amusing thing was how so few short term residents and visitors realized the depths of depravity that existed just beneath that clean white Anglophile dreamscape. London was like any other hub of human interaction, dingy and manipulative, sucking the light from people. Criminals existed in dirty warehouses and in hand pressed suits alike and among the lowest of the low and the highest of the high there was one name that few uttered but many knew, a title spoken only in hushed whispers or death bed confessions; Moriarty .
No one ever saw him of course, no one who would live to say anything about it. He was nothing but a grey face and some text on a computer screen, maybe an electronic voice over the phone. You’d meet with men who worked with him, even the odd woman of two, at worst a red light from a neighboring building - and no one wanted that - but never did you see his face. This habit of doing business in such a way only added to his mythos, making him into something bordering omnipotent in the eyes of those who worked with him. The rumors would spread out from his clients, of a man that lived above the law, who saw all, was all, who could ‘fix’ your problems if you paid the proper price. He became a secret God among those desperate or needy enough to ask his favor. Sometimes he cost millions, other times he’d demand payment of a different variety and you never knew for certain what the entirety of his plan was, or how much was him. In the end though, you’d pay and suddenly you’d get anything you’d asked for, the masses would bow to you or the police would turn a blind eye.
And the man himself? The person behind that mask really wasn’t that far off from the rumors. Not seven feet tall, sure, not a God, not a monster, but very much all knowing and all seeing. Jim Moriarty saw the world turning, from behind the safety of a computer screen, from the eyes of person he’d created just for that time and place. He saw society like puppets in need of a direction. Everyone could be controlled, you just needed the right strings to pluck and pull and oooh did he know how to find them. Husbands, wives, children, secret perversions, long buried secrets, he could find them, and he would play with the human race like a tiny, doe eyed god. For most people it would seem obvious why, with that sort of talent he was a wealthy and powerful man, right? That didn’t actually matter though, not to Jim. There was a darker reason Moriarty did what he did, pulled strings, made people dance, something scandalously simple.
Jim Moriarty was…bored.
Please Jim will you fix it for me…?
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Pet Treasure
Kings Booty
Bat Spooper
Peelable Morostide Spider Decals
Professor New Heartbreaker Cryptic Square
Honk
Bow-E Panacea Power Bank
Vampire Squid Squishy
Ravenpuffs Plushie
Ravenpuffs Feathers
Web Developer Spooper
Terrifying Tales
Understanding the Universe
Research File Cabinet
Rose Adorned Skull of Hope
Rescued Cassette Tape
Bento Box
Starry Sky Sticker
Anyu Constellation Sticker
Sheeta Constellation Sticker
Dragarth Constellation Sticker
Ruffie Constellation Sticker
Feli Constellation Sticker
Chess Clock
Blood Soaked Letters
Overly Complicated Latte
Tiny Gold Crown
Black Tangerine Laptop
Black Tangerine Ear Buds
White Tangerine Laptop
White Tangerine Touchphone
Electronic Programming Guide
Hardcore Aviators
Designer Aviators
Dapper Plaid Pomade
Fashionable Silk Scarf
Sleek Pinstriped Suit Coat
Union Jack Shirt
Cutethulhu Magpie Sneakers
Overly Complicated Latte
Spearmint Gum Pack
Bad Seed
Little Black Book
How to Stargaze
Star Chart
Fly Constellation Cookie
Uncorked Strange Universe Filled Star Vial
Understanding the Universe
Model of the Solar System
Clockwork Orrery
Planet Surveyors Telescope
Two Panel Satellite
Bloody Crime Scene Tape
Cherry BomBon
Big Boom Bomb
Basket of Yarn Ball Bombs
Yarn Ball Bomb
Bear Plushie Bomb
Stolen Bike Horn
Lifelike Foam Crow Ornament
Crowley Sticker
Crowley Beanbag
Party Zombie Crow
Raven Familiar Beanbag
Sunbird Skull
Bloody Pigeon Plushie
Snowflaik
Maliss
Wolf Pelt Lined Shawl
Black and White Abandoned Yarn
Movie Camera
Royale Verano Crown
Pumpkin King Crown
Prima Violin
Diamond
Tiger Bones
You Are My Butter Half Sticker
Sour Gumballs
Bubble Gum
Red Apple
Chef Carving Knife
Gingerbread Pair Earrings
Lime Bar
Buttercream Rose Lavender Cake
Fancy Mint and Gold Marbled Chocolate Ball
Fancy Criss-Crossed Chocolate
Fancy White Chocolate Gift
Fancy White Chocolate Pyramid
Fancy Dotted Dark Chocolate
Vanilla Macarons
Rose Macarons
Lemon Macarons
Berry Spice Macarons
Raspberry Macarons
Romantic Box of Macarons
Rainbow Box of Macarons
Lovely Box of Cupcakes
Fantine Gift Box
Dunderfluf Savory Cupcake
Bento Candy
Flowery Mini Eclairs
Classic Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Drizzled Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Nutty Crunch Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Sprinkled Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Black and White Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Mishandled Teacup
English Breakfast Tea
Sweet Petal Tea
Iced Black Coffee
Iced Espresso Coffee
Iced Hazelnut Coffee
Iced Caramel Coffee
Iced Mocha Coffee
Iced French Vanilla Coffee
Deluxe Iced Coffee
Almond Butter Ground Coffee
Caramel Nut Ground Coffee
French Vanilla Ground Coffee
Coconut Creme Ground Coffee
Mocha Cooler
Twilight Twinkle Juice
Coffee Run
Special Order Coffee
Parlia-mints
Bento Rice Triangles
Tuna Hosomaki
Kampyo Hosomaki
Radish Hosomaki
Tuna Hand Roll
Salmon Hand Roll
Veggie Hand Roll
Roe Filled Rice Roll
Deluxe Croissant Sandwich
Grilled Chicken To Go Salad
Citrus To Go Salad
Hard-Earned Dessert
Fresh Asparagus Tart
Caviar Blinis
Filet Mignon with Wine Sauce
Fresh Tomato Salad with Tangy Vinaigrette
Gourmet Fruit and Cheese Platter
Bottled Cabernet Sauvignon
Bottled Merlot
Bottled Pinot Noir
Bottled Chardonnay
Bottled Pinot Grigio
Bottled Riesling
Bottled Rose
Sparkling Champagne and Berries
Vodka
Bag of Blood
Heart Warming Soup
Heart on a Stick
Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie
Harvested Heart
Heart Beanbag
Heart for You Sticker
Burnt Match
Lit Match
Truly Dazzling Cocktail
Sacred Lands Chardonnay
Velvet Whiskey with a Gray Bag
Skull Vodka Bottle
Shattered Skull of Power
Stone Skull Totem
Grave Reminder
White Candy Skull Beanbag
Blue Candy Skull Beanbag
Pink Candy Skull Beanbag
Red Skull Votive Candle
Innocent Shirt
Common Six-Shooter
IOU Slip
Guide to Fancy Dress
Crime Anthology
Tape and Glass and a Crime Unsolved
Mysterious Anthology
Murders 101
Devastation and Destruction
A Fairy Tale
Insane Programming Volume 1
A History of Mathematicians
Modern Astronomy
Fields of Logic
Fable Fables
Book of Violet Fairy Tales
How to Stargaze
The Stars of the Sky
King Keiths Golden Crown Sticker
Delphi Ale King Crown
Arctic Frost Ale King Crown
Atebus Ale King Crown
Pumpkin King Crown
Tiny Gold Crown
Spider Web
Pink Felt Spider Plushie
Orange Felt Spider Plushie
Green Felt Spider Plushie
Yellow Felt Spider Plushie
Gray Felt Spider Plushie
Mourner Spider
Hairy Horror
Spider Bite Makeup Kit
Excessively Horrifying Spider
Spidey Spawn
Aurous
Fried Skewered Spider
Spider Hair Stick
Radish GumiSpider Pop
Burgeoning Evil Brain
Blue Insignia Pens
Simple Diamond Shaped Cufflinks
Black Suit Jacket
Delish Decked Out Skinny Tie
Delish Decked Out Tailored Shirt
Pride Sash
Blue Tangerine Ear Buds
Navy Blue S-Pod
Electronic Programming Guide
USB Memory Stick
MaxHP AA Batteries
Computer Geek Sticker
Programmer Coffee Mug
Programmer Shirt
Key of Secrets
Box of Souls
Box of Untold Secrets
Cross Tombstone
Stone Casket
Kiss Me T-shirt
Four Leaf Clover
Lavender Devonti Milk Soap
Vanilla Swirl Devonti Milk Soap
Ocean Waves Devonti Milk Soap
Midnight Rose Devonti Milk Soap
Lemongrass Devonti Milk Soap