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Poseidon has a minion!

Flotsam and Jetsam the Hydreel




Poseidon
Legacy Name: Poseidon


The Hydrus Paralix
Owner: Pirate

Age: 18 years, 3 weeks, 1 day

Born: April 3rd, 2006

Adopted: 18 years, 3 weeks, 1 day ago (Legacy)

Adopted: April 3rd, 2006 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 1,770
     
  • Strength: 5,125
     
  • Defense: 5,118
     
  • Speed: 4,342
     
  • Health: 7,739
     
  • HP: 7,739/7,739
     
  • Intelligence: 1,990
     
  • Books Read: 1691
  • Food Eaten: 54
  • Job: Green Energy Lobbyist


The day actually had started pretty ordinary, if not to say pleasant. Nice weather, the beach not too crowded so he was looking forward to a few relaxing hours before he had to leave for work. Well, fate obviously didn't agree with this and sent him a hassle in form of a young woman just a few minutes after he had laid down close to the water.
For most men she most probably was a bombshell but for him she was not more than a damn pain in the ass. Her voice alone, high-pitched, penetrating and topped with a lisp, already made it difficult for him to stay cool but it was her pushy behavior that finally brought him snap.

"I could put some sunscreen on your back, handsome..." she said while looking at him in a manner that she obviously considered as being sexy.

"I don't need sunscreen, just leave me alone." He put his sunglasses on, lowered his head again and closed his eyes, hoping that she would go away and find another guy to flirt with. Suddenly he felt her hand on his lower back, softly starting to stroke him.

"Oh, but a man like you shouldn't be all alone here, you need good company!" She kept stroking his back until he rolled over to the side, staring at her in anger.

"Okay Missy, which part of leave me alone don't you understand?" he now growled at her, putting all disgust he had into his deep voice but instead of backing off the woman just started to laugh.

"What's up with you, sweetheart? Issues with your girl maybe? I know a good cure for that, believe me..." Again her hand landed on his body, this time gently stroking his breast. She winked at him and formed a little kiss with her mouth..."I am sure you will like it too, baby~"

In this very moment his temper got the best of him. Without any word he stood up, dropped his sunglasses to the ground, went down to the water and submerged. It felt good to be in his natural environment and so he swam for a good while before he made it happen but not even the ocean was able to calm his nerves down on this fateful day.
Only a few hours later more than 200,000 people had lost their lives, many of them were never found as they got swallowed up by the raging water. His brother said that he over-reacted again and that there was no need for this at all but in his book there was no need for pestering a man like a dog in heat either.

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I'm a priest for the poorest sacrifice
I'm but a raft in a sea of sorrow and greed
You bathed in my wine
Drank from my cup, mocked my rhyme
Your slit tongues licked my aching wounds

Put a stake through my heart
And drag me into sunlight
So awake for your greed
As you're slaying the dreamer

Swansong, for the Wish of Night
God it hurts, give a name to the pain
Our primrose path to hell is growing weed

Put a stake through my heart
And drag me into sunlight
So awake for your greed
As you're slaying the dreamer

Blame me, it's me
Coward, a good-for-nothing scapegoat
Dumb kid, living a dream
Romantic only on paper

Tell me why - you took all that was mine
Stay as you lay - don't lead me astray
Tell me why - you took all that was mine
Stay as you lay - don't lead me astray

Wake up, mow the weed
You'd be nothing without me
Take my life if you have the heart to die

You bastards tainted my tool
Raped my words, played me a fool
Gather your precious glitter and leave me be
The Great Ones are all dead
And I'm tired, too

I truly hate you all!

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