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Mad the Crazy Matter
Chessurr
Legacy Name: Chessurr
The Darkmatter Charlie
Owner: Rea
Age: 11 years, 3 weeks, 2 days
Born: April 16th, 2013
Adopted: 11 years, 3 weeks, 2 days ago
Adopted: April 16th, 2013
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
`Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not atall know whether it would like the name: however, it onlygrinned a little wider. `Come, it's pleased so far,' thoughtAlice, and she went on. `Would you tell me, please, which way Iought to go from here?'
`That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' saidthe Cat.
`I don't much care where--' said Alice.
`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
`--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.
`Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, `if you only walklong enough.'
Alice felt that this could not be denied, so she tried anotherquestion. `What sort of people live about here?'
`In THAT direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round,`lives a Hatter: and in THAT direction,' waving the other paw,`lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.'
`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here.I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on`And how do you know that you're mad?'
`To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grantthat?'
`I suppose so,' said Alice.
`Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it'sangry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'mpleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'
`I call it purring, not growling,' said Alice.
`Call it what you like,' said the Cat. `Do you play croquetwith the Queen to-day?'
`I should like it very much,' said Alice, `but I haven't beeninvited yet.'
`You'll see me there,' said the Cat, and vanished.
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