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Ah, sweet little wanderer, the Dandybunny
Pits
Legacy Name: Pits
The Graveyard Legeica
Owner: SpookDoggy
Age: 10 years, 11 months, 2 weeks
Born: May 17th, 2013
Adopted: 9 years, 11 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: May 3rd, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 61
- Strength: 153
- Defense: 15
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 260
- Books Read: 258
- Food Eaten: 2
- Job: Certified Mad Scientist
Hello? Is anyone left in there?
"Something missing," it murmured, all alone, flipping through the pages of a battered, leather journal. "Something missing, something missing."
The creature, (for it was a creature now, that much was certain, no matter what it had been some time before,) shifted awkwardly to its feet. Touched compulsively at each of its grimy, mangled tools. "Hmm hmm hmm."
There was a piece it simply couldn't place. A thought he-- yes. He, it recalled now. -- A thought he could not wrangle.
"Something missing," he muttered to himself again, more irately.
In truth, there were a great number of things that could have been his 'something.' His glasses, all sense of time and place. Patches of skin.
But none of that was quite what he had in mind. They were all inconsequential. Distractions. And yet somehow, maddeningly necessary components he was having trouble getting around without. Little... pits. Little pitfalls. Pitfalls. Pits. Annoying. Enduring.
"Tripwires!" He cried aloud, startling a flock of carrion birds. Not terribly far, mind you. Only up into the air and down again. They caught his attention. The creature honed in on them with wide, unfocused eyes. "Obstacles." He told them. Or perhaps accused them, advancing with sudden menace. "Impediments. Obstructions! Moral quandaries. Funding cuts!"
He was shouting by the time he reached them, tossing his head with a frustrated, impotent rage. Sending them shrieking again into the air. The effort-- the violence of the thing spattered the ground with blood and spit and rot. He howled at their retreating tails as if it might bring them back around. "Maniac! Bedlamite! Bastard! Coldblooded! Cutthroat! Obdurate!"
The creature gasped, backing up as if the outburst was something horrifying now suddenly confronting him. The click of his chipped and shattered hooves against the cobble echoed with the fading sound of his own voice. "No, beautiful." he whispered in the half silence. "Beauty, brilliant, missing... thing. Can't remember. Can't remember. Can't recall."
He searched around, interest taken fast with something maybe dropped. He brushed his nose against the cobbles, pushing abandoned bottle and fallen leaf out of his way. "Shh, shh, shhshhshh. No more words now. Say goodbye."
Teeth touched gently against their metal frame. A pair of spectacles, smeared in ugly blotches of filth and bile. Broken, lenses scratched and twisted. He picked them up. Bent them carefully back into shape."Goodbye, Pits." He crooned in an unpleasant tone, sickly sweet and patronizing as he placed them back on his nose. "Goodbye, Pits, goodbye."
Echoes in an empty place
I never dreamed your radiance would be so blinding.
Hearts fail. I miss our talks.
Pet Treasure
Bronze False Eye
Mostly-empty Vial
Sensory Perception Core
Broken Jug
Mechanical Parts
Mechanical Grating
Expired Novocaine Vial
Hummer
Discarded Rusty Bone Saw
Electro-Magnetic Relay Mask
Loose Screws
Busted Bolt Wreckage
Old Bottle of Formaldehyde
Repurposed Boiler Clock
Clockwork Finch
Circuitboard Blank Sheets
Circuitboard Tool Kit
Roll of Copper Foil
Refined Components
Steamwork Legeica Schematic
Spring
Universal Antidote
Clockwork Dragon
Freshly Harvested Brain in a Jar
Broken Glasses
Scientists Torn Lab Coat
Broken Glass
Torn Blood Stained Strip of Fabric
Rusty Broken Pipe
Broken Gear
Green Broken Bottle
Guidebook for the Newly Dead
Rusted Milk Can
Rusted Crescent Wrench
Repurposed Calipers
Questionable Tagged Syringe
Fragmented Mirror Mask
Burnt Photograph
Professor New Heartbreaker Console
Large Bronze Masquerade Respirator
Romero NOVA Fuel Cell
Ship in a Bottle
Familiar Watch
Torn Instructions Page I
Torn Instructions Page II
Torn Instructions Page III
Professor New Heartbreaker Cybernetic Bust
Shattered Mirror Shards
Butterfly Bandages
Black-Handled Scalpel
Steamworker
Steamwork Malticorn Plushie
Simple Steamwork Legeica Figure
Brass Steam-Wing Kit
Copper Gyroscope
Ziaran Pill Box
Microprocessor
Gaslight Wrench
Bronze Screwdriver Set
Welding Torch
Bloody Wet Specimen
Steam Dance Machine
Standard Components
Simple Components
Crude Components
Wrenchett Toy
Nostalgic Cadogre Toy
Nuclear Sheeta Plushie
Extra Strength Pain Pills
Nostalgic Legeica Toy
Gear Clip
Surgically Clean Bandage
Roll of Gauze
Subject Standard Issue Medical Gown
Asmodeus Concoction Base
Chemicals
Upside Down Chemical Spiller 5000
Mixed Blessing Potion
Bag of Blood
Harvested Lung Piece
Harvested Heart
Pile of Hazel Eyeballs
Hobby Knife
Suture Kit
Digital Eye Piece
Discarded Cogs
Subject Leg Replacement
Subject Midsection Replacement
Clockwork Dreams
Steamwork Laptop
Mini Flash Drive
Subject Arm Replacement
Copper Steam Powered Arm
Steel and Steam
Bound Doctors Journal
Mechanics Of Wondrous Contraptions
Simple Clockwork Design
Just Like Clockwork
Skitters Favorite Needle
Gear Shuriken
Bronze Masquerade Gear Mask (Right Half)
Skull
Pile of Green Eyeballs