Information

Merp has a minion!

Derp the Derpy Mint

Merp
Legacy Name: Merp

The

Chibi Experiment #7777
Owner:

Kally

Age: 17 years, 6 months, 3 weeks

Born: October 12th, 2006

Adopted: 17 years, 6 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: October 12th, 2006 (Legacy)

Statistics

Level: 24
Strength: 11
Defense: 23
Speed: 13
Health: 13
HP: 13/13
Intelligence: 25
Books Read: 24
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Part-Time Test Subject

Although born out of a laboratory experiment, there's nothing the matter with Merp.
Sure, no one knows quite what the heck he is and he looks a little odd, but nothing's the matter with him.
Umm, and he can't really talk either. He can only make a slight "Merp"ing sound, hence his name, but what's wrong with that? Cats can only "meow" and dogs just "Bark", but no one says there's anything the matter with them, right?
So Merp "merps". Big whoop! Nothing is the matter with him.
He gets so sick of people asking him "What's the matter with you?" that he's amassed a lil family of Matters.
See, nothing is the matter with Merp...
Except that he matters a lot!
And so do you! *hugs* :heart: