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The 13th Doctor has a minion!

K9.5 the MechaDog

The 13th Doctor
Legacy Name: The 13th Doctor

The

Reborn Torrey
Owner: Starfurre

Age: 11 years, 1 week, 4 days

Born: April 17th, 2015

Adopted: 11 years, 1 week, 4 days ago

Adopted: April 17th, 2015

Statistics

Level: 119
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 13
HP: 13/13
Intelligence: 4
Books Read: 4
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

SAI Confidential Personnel file: Gal-000-0001

accessing...

Name: John Smith

Pet Name: "The Doctor"

Species and Color: Torrey, Reborn

Occupation: Traveler

Status: Unknown

Nicknames: "Doctor", "Just the Doctor", "Look, you can ask all bloody day or you can just settle for 'Doctor'"

opening "Doctorinterview.wav"...

What do you mean I have to sit down to be picked up clearly? You can't just expect me to run my mouth without running my legs as well! Which considering I just acquired them only a few hours ago and are definitely made by a completely different manufacturer for reasons I've yet to discover, I would very much like to get as much mileage as possible, thank you very much.

*faint voice from interviewer*

Are you serious? Can travel millions of light years and colonize a planet AND associate with it's local fauna to a peaceful co-existence but you still can't capture a voice in one room properly? I bet it couldn't even pick up what you said. *exasperatedly* Hold on...

*High pitched noise*

There, I have just reconfigured your archaic device with a full 360 degree capture with full audio fidelity at a range of at least 10 feet, AND it'll probably also make tea that doesn't taste like sewer water...or a highly corrosive industrial acid....

*Echoing voice* WHY DON'T THEY EVER REPLACE THESE ROLLS?

.....I might have also have enabled it to pick up the Men's lavatory down the hall.

Look, my thumbs are currently missing at the moment. You can't get perfection all the time!