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Winston
Legacy Name: Gunvald
The
Glacier MaharOwner:
EwokAge: 8 years, 9 months, 1 week
Born: July 27th, 2015
Adopted: 8 years, 9 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: August 1st, 2015
Statistics
- Level: 11
- Strength: 28
- Defense: 27
- Speed: 27
- Health: 28
- HP: 28/28
- Intelligence: 8
- Books Read: 8
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Tonu was send to the dreadful lab ray by his owner. Daily time was a busy time so the tonu always had to visit the ray all by himself because his owner had "better" things to do ... Like begging the coltzan's shrine for 1 milion neopoints. The tonu strolled slowly into the Shorchio's laboratory ready to meet his doom. He stood in front of the ray and he saw the flash and heard the mechanic voice of the machine say "an unexpected glitch" BAM
The rest of the sentence was never audible for the Tonu because he was sitting on the floor of an entirely different laboratory. Looking at him wasn't a yellow Shorchio but a fully grown man with green hair and a lab coat and bare muscular chest visible. The man stared with wide open eyes at the creature in front of him and said: what the fuck have I done this time?
The Tonu whispered "mind your language, TNT is everywhere and if they see you walking around" He paused for a moment seeking for the correct words that wouldn't get his owner silenced or worse, frozen! The word nude wouldn't get through the filters, avoiding the filters was punished just as badly and even suggesting the man his state of undress would be worth a 48 hours silence. The Tonu thought of his owner, the poor human hadn't recovered yet for that time where they said the word uncle. Uncle is apparently a forbidden word and those 24 hours being unable to communicate left his human traumatised. He wandered off in thoughts and meanwhile some commotion started to rise in the laboratory.
Ian his assistant had arrived, the pink unicorn like creature stared at the fat grey dinosaur like creature and said "well that zap went terribly wrong". "No it didn't, the pet I was going to zap is still there" and he pointed at the Chelson sticking out from under need the Tonu. The unicorn was startled by the squashed and possibly dead Chelson "Didn't the dinosaur say TNT is everywhere? Shouldn't we search the place for explosives?", Ian stared at his assistant "shit yes, let the experiments from the experiment zoo sweep the place for explosives!". She protested: "sir, you already accidentally murdered most of them". "Whatever Leia, fix this bloody mess that's what I pay you for" Ian gestured her to leave the room.
Meanwhile the Tonu got back to the situation. "Did you just say "shit"? And mentioned blood and murder?" The poor grey Tonu just lost it, this paws rested against his face in distress: " you can't swear like this, mentioning the red substance is forbidden as well and you can't talk about death, let alone murder!" His voice raised "wait a minute, you committed murder? You are going to get chain frozen, and not just you but my owner as well" the Tonu planned to start yelling on how tickets never get answered and frozen means frozen when he noticed the scientist had opened the door for a hippo with a bazooka. "Weapons are forbidden, ohhhh my Fyora" and then the world disappeared for the Tonu as the hippo punched him in the face.
"Nice punch Bella!" Complimented Ian. "Thanks mate, tier 13 has paid off so far", Bella proudly rolled her muscles.
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