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Ekel the Ebil Gold Toaster
Alchemie Spielzeug
Legacy Name: Alchemie Spielzeug
The Golden Ghostly
Owner: Hannes
Age: 8 years, 9 months, 4 days
Born: July 29th, 2015
Adopted: 8 years, 9 months, 4 days ago
Adopted: July 29th, 2015
Statistics
- Level: 93
- Strength: 228
- Defense: 221
- Speed: 218
- Health: 218
- HP: 218/218
- Intelligence: 421
- Books Read: 386
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Tombstone Creator
Pugilist ☠ Ignoramus ☠ Prankster
Pugilist
Alchemie came to be when Hannes was tasked with creating a temporary servant from a scrap of cloth and an unbound spirit, summoned at random. Alchemie Spielzeug entered the cloth (an unfortunate, gaudy piece of gold glitter fabric from an old costume) and immediately made his personality known. In life, he had been a rough customer. In death, his enormous attitude was magnified. Alchemie lives to cause trouble and for the thrill of a physical fight. He delights in weapons and takes glee in the sight of a spurt of blood. Red is his favorite color. Rather than leave when his job was done -- as Hannes wished him to -- he opted to stay and develop into a fully fledged Ghostly, so that he could keep a physical form. His head is a repurposed doorknob.
Ignoramus
This spiritual manifestation has no idea who he was before he died or how he came to be roaming. He has a body, but seemingly almost no brain - he can barely form a memory. Alchemie has been trained for combat and magic and thus, read many tomes, but he cannot recollect a word. Half the time he forgets his housemate's names. He is the definition of a big dumb brute. Vergoldet finds him an excellent lackey; he never remembers if he likes her or not, and he takes joy in being her business' muscle.
Prankster
While he's vicious, he is not malicious. Alchemie approaches the world with a bubbling innocence. He has no conception of how much havoc he causes when he raises hell. He actually finds it all funny. He considers rigging a bucket of nails to fall on someone's head the height of comedy. Hannes regrets him.
Pet Treasure
Black Cat Tar Cannon
Box of Sun Scrap Metal
Basic Energized Blaster
Stress Balloon
Voodoo Doll
Bag of Plasma
Skull