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BEAUTY the Harvest Unicorn
Torgue
Legacy Name: Omer
The Reborn Demi
Owner: Garrus
Age: 5 years, 8 months, 1 day
Born: September 5th, 2018
Adopted: 4 years, 8 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: August 9th, 2019
Statistics
- Level: 58
- Strength: 148
- Defense: 147
- Speed: 145
- Health: 145
- HP: 143/145
- Intelligence: 1
- Books Read: 1
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU AND ONE QUESTION ONLY
HI! YOUR FAVORITE GUN-TOTING, EXPLOSIONS-HAVING, MOST BAD*** MOTHERF***** HERE. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME? OOOOOOOHHHHHHH, WELL WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THAT! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION NOW AND HOLD ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS UNTIL I'M DONE.
WE'LL START OFF WITH MY FULL NAME. I'LL ONLY SAY IT ONCE, SO PAY ATTENTION. IT'S MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I AM THE FOUNDER OF THE TORGUE WEAPONS, MADE TO BLOW YOUR ENEMIES TO SMITHEREENS! NOW THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME! I AM THE FACE OF TORGUE BUT LEAVE THE BUSINESS PART OF IT TO OTHER SUCKERS. I SOLD MY IDEAS FOR TWELVE DOLLARS AND A HIGH-FIVE, YEAH!
I ALSO LIKE UNICORNS AND THE GAME BUNKERS & BADASSES! SCI-FI, FANTASY, AND UNICORN SHIT IS THE COOLEST! I ALSO ONCE RAN MY OWN CAMPAIGN AT THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE! IT WAS TO OPEN UP A VAULT BURIED THERE THAT WOULD ONLY OPEN ONCE THE CHAMPION OF PANDORA FED IT THE BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE COWARD! IT WAS A PRETTY F***** UP TIME BUT I LOVED IT! THE VAULT HUNTERS ARE ALSO SUCH GOOD SPORTS ABOUT THE SH*T THEY GET PUT THROUGH!
WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL TO TELL YOU SKAGLICKERS ABOUT MYSELF, I'M GETTING A LITTLE BORED HERE, IT'S BEEN SEVERAL MINUTES SINCE I LAST SAW OR HEARD SOMETHING EXPLODE! THAT'S SOME BULL****! I'M OUT OF HERE, ENJOY YOUR STAY! HAHA, SEE YA SUCKAHS!
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Pet Treasure
R Sticker
Yellow Unicorn Plushie
Giant Navy Sunglasses
Exploding Pickle of DOOM
E Sticker
White Unicorn Plushie
Hand-Hammered Chain Necklace
Explosive Snowball
S Sticker
Red Unicorn Plushie
Radio Headphones
Harvest Unicorn Plushie
P Sticker
Black Unicorn Plushie
Survivors Shotgun Shell Belt
Unicorn Kigurumi
E Sticker
Pink Unicorn Plushie
Dirty Bandana
Unicorns 4ever Sticker
C Sticker
Blue Unicorn Plushie
Wizard Miniature
Unicornphug
T Sticker
Green Unicorn Plushie
Exploding Bauble
Unicorn Pinata Plushie
Exclamation Sticker
Harvest Unicorn Sticker
Explosive Dark Matter Die
Harvest Unicorn Beanbag