Swabber
Legacy Name: Swabber

It's a Pirate life for that Dirty Matty. Swabbin' T'Freyalise deck, entertainin' guests at t'Rathskeller Inn, sellin' booty at t'Freyalise Tradin' Co. and finally drinkin' on his spare time. Or be it t'other way around?

T'origins o' Dirty Matty be unknown, but be t'origins o' any pirates be known?! All we know be that Captin Fishbreath Jacques had accepted him in his crew long while ago t'be in charge o' swabbin' t'deck, but as any respectable pirate it's not somethin' that be acceptable so Dirty Matty hired Swabber t'do his job while he can go drink with people and spend all his treaayes t'other pirates and people in his drinkin' games.

Dirty Matty also run de t'Rathskeller Inn in Port Plunder and with t'help o' Babette they've made t'Inn a sought place from everyone around Subeta. So come visit t'at anytime, they be always ready t'make you day! Remember, when you visit, come t'Babette if you want t'get some food and drink and if you want t'get some cabin then Babbette will help you. Oh, you be wonderin' what Dirty Matty does in t'Rathskeller Inn? Well... Ahoy! you know... drinkin' and passin' out!

You will either find him in Rathskeller Inn or in T'Freyalise with a tankard or bottle in t'paw while plannin' his next drinkin' games or playin' some o' his drinkin' games. And don't think that you can beat him because o' his lightweight, afterall he be a real pirate! This make him neglect his (other) duties at t'Inn and in t'ship.

And it's worst durin' Kheelhauliday since t'Freyalise be in Delphi Beach they get so many new visitors that wanna drink with him, especially since he have t'run t'Freyalise Tradin' Co. and it's so popular with everyone! At least those people be hardly a match for him compared t'his fellow pirates.

This game be played with two six faced dices, a bunch o'pirates and lots o'grog!All pirates rolls t'two dices one after t'other and what t'dice results says happens. T'game need a thief t'start tough, so roll t'dice until a three be rolled.

03 = Thief named
04 = Port o'roller drinks
05 = Hook Master named
06 = Fore o'roller drinks
07 = Everyone drinks
08 = Starboard o'roller drinks
09 = Rhyme Time
10 = T'roller drinks
11 = Do likewise

Thief rule: each time a three be rolled t'Thief drink. Thief change at each three (total) rolled.
Hook Master rule: When he place his thumb on t'table (at anytime) everyone has t'do it too. T'last pirate t'do that drinks. Hook Master change at each five (total) rolled.
Rhyme time rule: t'roller say a word and everyone has t'rhyme it, t'ones that fail drinks.
Do Likewise: t'roller do somethin' and everyone has t'do it, t'last one t'do so drinks.
Doubles rules: t'roller passes t'dices t'who he wants and drinks.
How t'win? Be t'last pirate standin'!

Dirty Matty Drinking Game | The Galley
Rathskeller Inn Shop | Rathskeller Inn

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