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Sunny Side Up the Porri
Mike
Legacy Name: Griddle
The Sun Blob
Owner: Pureflower
Age: 4 years, 8 months, 3 weeks
Born: August 24th, 2019
Adopted: 4 years, 8 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: August 24th, 2019
Statistics
- Level: 43
- Strength: 63
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 87
- Books Read: 75
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Mr. Manager
The Baron of Breakfast Platters
A breakfast platter shouldn't be something half-heartedly slapped together.Such an arrangement should be a work of art.
It doesn't just fuel the needs of the body. Like good poetry, well-prepared food touches something in the soul.
When I was a boy, growing up near one of Earth's first space ports, families mostly relied on cheap food imports. Earth food sold at a premium on rich planets where the people had never tasted chocolate or bacon or a pineapple. Only farmers got a taste of 100% authentic Earth food and even they would give their children nutrition paste half the time to bring in a few more dollars.
My mother insisted on giving me only Earth-grown food despite the cost. I started every day with sunny-side-up eggs, crispy bacon and golden hash browns. It took me years to realize she was wearing herself out at three part-time jobs to keep such a bounty on the table. She sacrificed her health to ensure mine.
I made a vow that my restaurants would serve tasty, filling meals with ingredients grown only on Earth.
The first Cozy Mike's was like an old-fashioned roadside diner...but for spaceships. Rave reviews soon had our tables packed from open to close.
We opened a total of 70 locations within a year, ten on Earth and the rest at various ports.
Within ten years, we had at least one location on every planet within the seven thousand known galaxies.
I was proud of my achievements but be the time Restaurant #21,414 opened its doors, I was looking at five decades. I suppose what happened next was my midlife crisis.
I knew that when I died, my chain would start to deteriorate, as all businesses do. The thought of Cozy Mike's gradually growing lax in its values, of trillions of children being treated to plates of color-injected sludge, horrified me.
I took advantage of a new technology in hopes of cheating death in more ways than one.
I had myself cloned so that every restaurant, no matter how far from home, would have a manager as dedicated to the mission as I could ever be.
I also had my original body locked in a hibernation chamber so that if the technology ever exists to put an end to death, I can take advantage.
Sometimes it gets lonely, drifting in dreams from which I cannot wake. My brain can only link to the clones in a sleepy, detached manner, to give them basic instruction as needed. I am not among the living, not really.
Still...seeing the smiling faces of our zillions of satisfied customers through their eyes soothes my uneasiness and reminds me that my sacrifice is worthwhile.
credits:
Pet Treasure
Toast
Magic Toast
Egg in a Basket
Purple Toast
Freedom Toast
Fig and Wasp Jam on Toast
Fried Egg on Whole Grain Toast
Bacon Avocado Toast
Fester a la King on Toast
Carton of White Eggs
Carton of Brown Eggs
Scrambled Eggs
Eggs Over Easy
Poached Eggs
Eggs
Fried Eggs
Hard Boiled Eggs
Scotch Egg
Baked Avocado Egg
Poached Egg Avocado Toast
Smiley Egg
Sad Egg
Smiley Fried Egg
Bacon and Egg Breakfast
Waffled Hashbrowns
Potato Latkes
Plain Latkes
Cinnamon Sugar Latkes
Applesauce Latkes
Cheesy Latkes
Sour Cream Latkes
Mini Quiches Florentine
Deluxe Mini-Quiche
Bacon
Honey Glazed Spiral Ham
Dragon-Smoked Ham
Pineapple Glazed Ham
Sausage Links
Thuringer Sausage
Soylent Sausage
Cervelat Sausage
Sausage Pile
Sausage Sampler
Local Chorizo Sausage
Local Andouille Sausage
Local Fennel Sausage
Local Bratwurst Sausage
Local Bulk Breakfast Sausage
Sausage and Potato Skillet
Landjaeger Sausage
Sausage Roll
Drei im Weggla
Egg Muffin Sandwich
All Day Breakfast Sandwich
Strawberry Crepe
Breakfast Crepe
Blueberry Crepe
Chocolate Crepe
Pancakes
Rum Pancakes
Cinnamon Pumpkin Pancakes
Cinnamon Roll Pancakes
Lovely Pancakes
Bunny Shaped Pancake
Elegant Pancake Skewer
Maple Syrup
Waffles
Chocolate Chip Waffle
Buttery Waffle
Strawberry Topped Waffle
Whipped Cream Waffle
Blueberry Topped Waffle
Belgian Delight Waffle
Pumpkin Waffle
Box of Frozen Waffles
Caramel Apple Waffle
Watermelon Toaster Pastry
Strawberry Toaster Pastry
Toaster Pastry
Apple Toaster Pastry
Blueberry Toaster Pastry
Cinnamon Toaster Pastry
Chocolate-Vanilla Toaster Pastry
Chocolate-Mint Toaster Pastry
Chocolate Toaster Pastry
Splittifish Toaster Pastries
Strawberry Wrapped Strudel
Raspberry Wrapped Strudel
Black Cherry Wrapped Strudel
Topfen Wrapped Strudel
Apple Wrapped Strudel
Lemon Wrapped Strudel
Lime Topfen Wrapped Strudel
Blueberry Wrapped Strudel
Walnut Wrapped Strudel
Coffee Cake
Cinnamon Cream Coffee Cake
Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake
Fancy Coffee Cake
Delicate Pumpkin Coffee Cake
Delectable Bear Claw
Strawberry Cheese Danish
Cherry Cheese Danish
Raspberry Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Cherry Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Cherry Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Orange Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Lemon Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Apple Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Sugar Cinnamon Roll
Vanilla Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Maple Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Mini Cinnamon Rolls
Bacon Cinnamon Roll
Cherry Scone
Strawberry Scone
Raspberry Scone
Blueberry Scone
Chocolate Scone
Pumpkin Scone
Plain Bagel
Blueberry Bagel
Cinnamon Bagel
Poppyseed Bagel
Gourmet Plain Bagel
Gourmet Asiago Bagel
Gourmet Blueberry Bagel
Gourmet Sesame Bagel
Gourmet Everything Bagel
Gourmet Whole Grain Bagel
Gourmet Double Chocolate Bagel
Box of Plain Doughnuts
Box of Mixed Doughnuts
Cherry Doughnut
Lemon Doughnut
Apple Doughnut
Blueberry Doughnut
Grape Doughnut
Maple Doughnut
Chocolate Doughnut
Cherry Doughnut with Sprinkles
Lemon Doughnut with Sprinkles
Apple Doughnut with Sprinkles
Blueberry Doughnut with Sprinkles
Grape Doughnut with Sprinkles
Maple Doughnut with Sprinkles
Chocolate Doughnut with Sprinkles
Orange Eclair
Blueberry Eclair
Blackberry Eclair
Raspberry Eclair
Chocolate Eclair
Frosted Eclair
Whipped Cream Eclair
Strawberry Cereal
Banana Cereal
Cereal
Berry Cereal
Chocolate Cereal
Krunchy Keith-Os Cereal
Defect-Os Cereal
Cinna-Blob Cereal
Linkem Wheats Cereal
Bolt Nuts Cereal
Hikei Halos Cereal
Bowl of Cereal
Montre Cereal
Cherry Yogurt
Banana Yogurt
Citrus Fruit Yogurt
Kiwi Yogurt
Blueberry Yogurt
Berry Yogurt
Yogurt
Sweetened Porridge
Salty Porridge
Apple Porridge
Plain Porridge
Blueberry Porridge
Raisin Porridge
Jam Porridge
Muffin
Pie Muffin
Chocolate Muffin
Spiced Pear Muffin
Cornbread Muffins
Pure Orange Juice
Fresh Orange Juice
Orange Juice
Milk
Carton of Whole-Fat Milk
Carton of One Percent Milk
Carton of Two Percent Milk
Carton of Nonfat Milk
Strawberry Milk
Orange Milk
Banana Milk
Lime Milk
Vanilla Milk
Coffee Milk
Chocolate Milk
Carton of Oat Milk
Carton of Soy Milk
Carton of Rice Milk
Cashew Milk
Almond Milk
Hazelnut Milk
Hemp Milk
Bottle of Coconut Milk
Strawberry Banana Blended Smoothie
Peach Blended Smoothie
Orange Blended Smoothie
Kiwi Blended Smoothie
Berry Blended Smoothie
Watermelon Blended Smoothie
Coffee
Milky Coffee
Coffee with Marshmallows
Coffee with Whipped Cream