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Riffraff has a minion!
Dammit the Janet
Dammit the Janet
Riffraff
The Bloodred Telenine
Owner: zephros
Age: 2 years, 6 months, 2 weeks
Born: October 31st, 2021
Adopted: 1 year, 10 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: July 10th, 2022
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
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Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded
I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Well, I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Pet Treasure
Cherry Gummy Lips
Classic Wax Lips
Bloody Lips Candy
Scientist Lips Poster
Creation Confetti
Creation Candlelight
Scientist Lab Equipment
Creation Weights
Creation Gold Chains
Creation Gold Pants
Lililace GoldenRags Sequined Panties
Scientist Tattoo Cards
Scientist Blood Stained Lab Coat
Scientist Pearl Necklace
Scientist Fish Net Arm Warmer
Scientist Rubber Gloves
Big Charcoal Retro Glasses
Hero Glasses
Hero Tighty Whiteys
Heroine Bra
Heroine Petticoat
Creation Petticoat Bandages
Handyman Feather Duster
Domestic Mop
Domestic Dinner Gong
Handyman Bell
Scientist Pick Axe
Scientist Whip
Scientist Sequin Arm Warmer
Scientist Loose Corset
Scientist Feather Hair Clip
Scientist Chunky Heels
Groupie Sequin Top Hat
Groupie Sequin Jacket
Creation Gold Boots
Creation Noisemaker
Super Sparkly Sequin Party Hat
Blue Mini Party Hat
Green Mini Party Hat
Pink Mini Party Hat
Purple Mini Party Hat
Black Mini Party Hat
Totally Useful Black Sunglasses
Totally Useful White Sunglasses
Totally Useful Blue Sunglasses
Totally Useful Green Sunglasses
Totally Useful Yellow Sunglasses
Totally Useful Red Sunglasses
Totally Useful Pink Sunglasses
Smoky Round Sunglasses
Ocean Breeze Round Sunglasses
Chameleon Round Sunglasses
Pink Lemonade Round Sunglasses
Silver Sequin Party Jacket
Bronze Sequin Party Jacket
Onyx Sequin Party Jacket
Ruby Sequin Party Jacket
Gold Sequin Party Jacket
Emerald Sequin Party Jacket
Sapphire Sequin Party Jacket
Amethyst Sequin Party Jacket
White and Red Fancy Silk Waistcoat
White and Purple Fancy Silk Waistcoat
White and Blue Fancy Silk Waistcoat
White and Green Fancy Silk Waistcoat
High Black Cummerbund
High White Cummerbund
High Red Cummerbund
High Pink Cummerbund
High Tangerine Cummerbund
High Green Cummerbund
High Blue Cummerbund
High Purple Cummerbund
Low Black Cummerbund
Low White Cummerbund
Low Red Cummerbund
Low Pink Cummerbund
Low Tangerine Cummerbund
Low Green Cummerbund
Low Blue Cummerbund
Low Purple Cummerbund
Dirty Steel Toed Dress Shoes
Poinsettia Party Heels
Warm Blue Professional Heeled Oxfords
Dark Wingtip Oxfords
Sharp Wingtip Oxfords
Tan Wingtip Oxfords
Classic Wingtip Oxfords
Brown Wingtip Oxfords
Old Black Dress Shoes
Old Brown Dress Shoes
Old Tan Dress Shoes
Old Red Dress Shoes
Old Green Dress Shoes
Old Navy Dress Shoes
Black Fishnet Stockings
White Mid-Calf Socks
White High Ankle Socks
Hero Water Pistol
Purple Gun
Thatcher Mordells Raygun
Black Bandit Plastic Raygun
Gold Gangster Plastic Raygun
Green Goon Plastic Raygun
Turquoise Thug Plastic Raygun
Blue Brigand Plastic Raygun
Violet Villain Plastic Raygun
Red Rival Plastic Raygun
Wheelchair with Dignified Blanket
Pocket Watch
Modern Science Volume I
Modern Science Volume II
Groupie Warped Dance Instructions
Heroine Newspaper
Scientist Toilet Paper