Common Experiment #1337Nintendaddict is a nerd. More specifically, he's a Nintendo nerd, adoring everything Nintendo. He does occasionally enjoy his other consoles, but Nintendo will always have a special place in his heart. From Links quest to save his princess, to Mario and Yoshi racing down Rainbow Road, Nintenda just can't get off his consoles. His most prized possession is his GameCube, which he spends countless hours playing each night.
He knows the DK rap off by heart, and can play Zelda's Lullaby on the ocarina beautifully, along with every other song in the game.
He collects little models of his favourite characters and owns one of every known Pokemon, from Arcanine to Zoroark and all in between.
Besides gaming, Nintenda likes to cosplay. Don't tell his friends (that is, if he actually has any real life ones), but stored safely under his Mario Kart bed (Mario's Standard Kart, in red of course), are boxes and boxes of costumes. His favourites include Link, complete with Master Sword and Hylian Shield; Mario, moustache and all; Diddy Kongs jet-pack, pistols and electric guitar; and Banjo the bear, but he has yet to find a suitable friend to sit in his backpack as his faithful sidekick Kazooie.
Nintenda himself, however, has faint markings of a Piplup covering his metal body. Nobody's sure whether he was always like it, or if excessive gaming just made him a Pokemon, but you just don't question a robotic penguin armed with the Heroes Bow.
Nintendaddict is a nerd.
A Nintendo nerd.
And damn, he's proud of it.
Art:
♥️ by 
Oatmeal
♥️ by User not found: kurolei
♥️ by Claude
Credits:
Everything Nintendo belongs to Nintendo.
Story, profile and 'Nintendaddict' by GAMECUBE
Thanks User not found: opus for the coding help!
Overlay by AnimalzRForever
Background image by User not found: ihop
