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Lady Kittums the Astralflaik

Jobtha
Legacy Name: Jobtha

The

Sweetheart Bumbus
Owner:

Survivor

Age: 14 years, 10 months, 3 weeks

Born: May 30th, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 10 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: May 30th, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics

Level: 5,761
Strength: 12,565
Defense: 6,083
Speed: 5,036
Health: 10,013
HP: 10,003/10,013
Intelligence: 6,090
Books Read: 1662
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Director of SAI

me as a pirate kitty! thanx

WHIMZY

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Cerredwyn

pirates vs kitties chapter 1
by sam

one day it was a sunny day. pirates had swords and kitties were cute. everyone was happy.
then out of nowhere MEW MEWWWWW MEW. the kitties attacked. MEW MEW MEWWWWWWWWWWWW.
why did they do that said one of the pirates as he ran away like a little girl. MEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
i don't know said the other pirate they were all so cute yesterday.
i have an idea said the third pirate let's kill them all.
so the pirates sneaked back at night time to try to kill the kitties. this was a bad mistake.
AhhHGHHgHHHGhHHHHhhh the kitties are invisible at night time because they are black!
MEW MEWM MEEWMWMMWWWWWWWW! MEW! MEWWWW! blood was everywhere. swords can not beat kitties.
this made the pirates sad. they cried a lot. the kitties saw this and said we would like to be friends again.
the pirates said yes and everyone lived happily ever after.

the end.

pirates vs kitties chapter 2
by sam

there was peace in the land for many many years.
the kitties were all having a tea party one day when a pirate decided to dress up as a kitty to spy on them.
hello i am a kitty said the pirate dressed as a kitty.
would you like some tea said one of the kitties.
only if it has rum in it said the pirate dressed as the kitty.
hey wait a minute said one of the kitties. kitties do not drink rum. they drink milk.
MEW MEWWWWW MEEEW MEW MEW!
within a very short amount of time the pirate had blood on his face and was dead.
the kitties were angry now. how dare you send a spy to our tea party said one of the kitties!
this means war!!!!!!!!!!!!
but the pirates were ready this time.....

the end.

pirates vs kitties chapter 3
by sam

POW POW! MEW! POW! MEW MEW MEWWWW! POWWW! MEW! POW POW!
AhhHHHHHHhhHHhHHHH! MEEOWOWOWOWOWOWWO!
oh my gosh said a kitty it is a rocket launcher inside a sword WOAEHGFF
BOOOOOOOOM! MEOWWWWW! MEW MEW MEW!
oh my gosh said a pirate it is a rocket launcher inside a claw WOAEHGFF
BOOOOOOOOM! AHSGAHAHGAAFG! MEW MEW!
there were loud noises everywhere and lots of pirates and kitties died.
after 3 years of fighting they got tired and decided to stop.
a kitty fired a rocket into the air and made fireworks appear.
this sight made the pirates and kitties cry tears of joy.
let us never fight again they said.

the end.