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Dilapidated
Legacy Name: Dilapidated


The Graveyard Manchu
Owner: kitsche

Age: 14 years, 4 months, 3 weeks

Born: November 27th, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: November 27th, 2009


Pet Spotlight Winner
January 21st, 2015

Statistics


  • Level: 12
     
  • Strength: 26
     
  • Defense: 24
     
  • Speed: 19
     
  • Health: 28
     
  • HP: 28/28
     
  • Intelligence: 34
     
  • Books Read: 34
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


"I must confess that I feel like a monster."

"I don't remember life before I was dead - things tend to get blurry when your heart stops beating. All I know is that one minute I'm a regular guy with a fully functioning heartbeat, and the next I'm face down in a stinking alley, wondering how I got there. I guess it was only after I realised that I'd forgotten to breathe for five minutes straight that I figured something was wrong with the damn picture."

Dilan Cassidy Beauregard, as he was christened by his hypocritically pious mother, is a volatile young man whose greatest achievement in life is finding a relatively-safe place to lay his head at night. The product of a drunken one-night stand, a mistake, Dilan was raised primarily by his nymphomaniac mother - although to say that his upbringing was a touch unorthodox would be a massive understatement. However, when she went missing on her son's fourteenth birthday, he was passed along to his unwilling biological father, who had, in the years absent from Dilan's life, had created a family for himself. Surprisingly, Dilan bonded with his new, six-year old half brother, Turpentyne, extremely well - much to his stepmother's chagrin.

"It took me a while to get things straight in my head - which is pretty understandable, really, considering I'd gone from average Joe to horror flick cliché in the blink of an eye - but I really do think I get it now. I mean, I'm alive. Somehow. But my heart doesn't beat properly no more, and my body only keeps going 'cause I'm making it. It's sort of like clouds or something; I'm just drifting. Don't know the start from the end, and I don't really know if I want to find out."

Unfortunately for them all, Dilan fell in with the wrong crowd in school and, through a series of awkward coincidences, met one Murphet Du Maurier. Alike so many others before him ( as well as those after him ) he was quickly whisked away by the criminal overlord under the pretence that he would help Dil find his long-absent mother. As time went by, and Dil was suckered into living with a man who he gradually realised had lied to him from the very start, the teenager was coerced into doing Murphet's bidding- the increasingly inhumane acts slowly weathered down Dilan's morals and, to a lesser extent, his own opinion of people - most likely to his new found boss' love for dabbling in things that most certainly weren't supposed to be dabbled in. When exposed to that kind of lifestyle for any length of time, it's fairly hard to look at people in the same way.

"It was harsh at first, not being human. There are thousands of movies about the living dead, those brain munchers - and I've seen a good few - but none of them provide any real information, do they? You sympathise with the victim 'cause they're always screaming and screaming - and damnit, they won't shut up and you wish they would because it gets old real quick - while some guy rips them apart to a crescendo of dramatic music- but not once do you think what the person doing the ripping is feeling. Let's be honest here; you don't even think they do feel, do you? "

His life as Murphet's plaything came to an abrupt end when he discovered that he was being used for a certain experimentation on the part of the Unseelie Court of which Murphet belonged; cursed, as many a mortal happened upon by the fae find themselves. Unfortunately for Dilan, the plan went to term - and the teenager found himself catapulted into a life of something significantly less than human. This, of course, was the breaking point for the youngster; fleeing from his boss, and therefore his home, he found himself without a place to go. His 'family' had declared him as dead publicly not a year after his disappearance, holding a brief remembrance ceremony shortly afterwards - his father wore the madatory black suit, stepmother sobbed prettily, and his younger half brother balled his fists by the graveside: mother, of course, was absent as always - and his time with Du Maurier had changed him; long gone were the days where he had played with his younger brother in the park, without a care - how could he return to that, with all this weight on his conscience and the hunger in his belly? To the monster in him - the new creature he had become - flesh was flesh; family had no place in its mind.

" To be honest, I really wasn't sure what was going on at first. I pretty much figured I wasn't your dictionary definition of alive any more, but I wasn't what the Oxford Concise described as being dead, either. All I knew was that my pulse had flat-lined somewhere down the road, and I couldn't feel a thing. Well, that's a lie, I guess. I could feel one thing; hunger. I could feel when I looked at people- those wonderful, living creatures. The urge to tear away their skin and sink my teeth into their bones was so strong it made my fingers curl and my joints crack. And that scared me."

It wasn't until much later that Dilan ventured back to the residence of Murphet Du Maurier, the confusion and despair driving him towards the only man who held the answers. He had seemed pleased to see him - proud, eerily so, Dilan had thought; proud like a craftsman admiring his work. It made him nervous - scared in a way he hadn't felt for a long time. Sitting in Murphet's lavish parlour, awkwardly leaning against a plush velvet throw-cushion - a joke: some higher power must surely be laughing at him - Murphet had calmly explained over a glass of expensive pinot grigio that yes, Dilan was infact a zombie, although he was the only subject to retain any semblance of humanity - what had happened to the other 'subjects' that the fiendish man's tone of voice implied, Dilan did not want to know and did not dare ask. Murphet told him tales of botched science- of how his brain had maintained its fully functioning anterior cingulate cortex; how this tiny but significant fact had allowed him to keep his 'humanity', to still be himself even with the hunger coursing through every fibre of his being. Dilan sat in silence, painfully aware that his heart was beating in hollow thuds that failed entirely to make his blood circulate: so, his brain worked - what of it? Was it really better, being able to think like a human as he sunk his teeth into soft flesh?

"The hunger really is the worst thing; the constant bloody reminder that I'm not human anymore. It sets in like an itch, a tickle in the back of your throat that grows and grows and grows and... It hurts. Like knives, like being ripped apart and being left to wait as your body rots around you. Everyone's seen those crime shows, right? Where they babble on about rigor mortis while the corpse is just lying there on a slab. Well, when the hunger kicks, me and that corpse ain't so different; we're both rotting. Except I'm alive. I'm alive while my body starts to shut down, and.. a-and the only cure is meat. Ripping away the soft flesh, tasting the blood on my lips.. and then the organs, sweet organs; they stop me feeling dead, stop the rotting, the rotting - but I hate it, I hate myself for doing it. Hate.."

Instead, Dilan chose to the life of a vagabond, regularly flitting from squat to squat. He finds himself suited to living rough - his brush with the notorious crime boss had toughened him up, to say the least - and his talent for thievery means he very rarely goes hungry (though the real hunger is rarely sated). Nevertheless, he is a stoic creature, choosing to distance himself from other people rather than seek company. When faced with a particularly strong emotion, he becomes overwhelmed - he has been known to get violent due to abrupt bursts of anger. A psychologist might attribute this perhaps to some form of manic depression, or even bipolar disorder - Dilan, however, avoids such labels. He is what he is, after all - and he's learned the hard way that no matter how hard you hope, no matter what stars you wish on, there is no rewind button; he is a monster, and monsters do not have therapists.

"The first time it happened, it was like those tics people with Tourette's get - I could kinda feel that it was bubbling there beneath the surface, was going to burst out at any time. And, well, it did - 'cause I don't know how to stop it. It was scary, and I'm not afraid to admit it. You try losing a good few hours of your day, just to 'wake up' to find your fist buried in the stomach of a now decidedly dead hobo and a metallic taste in your mouth that you think is pretty damn suspicious. Not fun is it now, eh? No, it isn't. Now, wipe the gore from your mouth (rinse and spit, just like your mom taught you) and let's get to ditching that body.."

Pet Treasure


Endure and Survive Backpack

Bleeding Skeleton Fountain

Twitching Skeleton Prop

Dead Person

Tribal Priest Mini Skulls

Skull Flavored Gummy Skull

White Skull Votive Candle

Black Skull Votive Candle

Black Skull Bow Tie

Skull Head Bandana

Black Skull Morostide Candy Coin

Note Encased Coal

Shallow Grave

Unearthed Bones

Gnawed Thigh Bone

Zombebe

Brain Matter

Brain Pillow

Brain Gelatin Mold

Squishy Brain Plushie

Fallen Fallacy Faith Bandage

Large Dirty Spiders Web

Roll of Gauze

Bandages

Blood Bag Candy

I Love Your Blood Type

Tales of the Heart

Heart for You Sticker

Cherry Gummy Heart

Mutated Heart

Slab of Raw Meat

Spurned Zombie Love

Dead Red Spider Chrysanthemum

Nail Bat

Plas-Tek Morostide Chained Blade

Useless Rusty Knife

Plas-Tek Giant Morostide Meat Cleaver

Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe

The Juicer Mini

Zombie Can Opener

Zombie Chew Toy

Green Broken Bottle

Broken Bottle

Trash Can

Rusted Skitters For Chancellor Megaphone

Smushed Paper Coffee Cup

Discarded Paper

Dance Instructions: The Shuffle

Torn Instructions Page I

Tattered Old Book

Organigami

Corrupted Book

Zombie Journal

Decrepit Keening Songbook

Badly Neglected Book

Worn Jeans

Pet Friends