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Cesarean has a minion!

Surgeon the Axsan

Cesarean
Legacy Name: Cesarean

The

Graveyard Torrent
Owner:

Dweeb

Age: 14 years, 3 months, 1 day

Born: January 31st, 2010

Adopted: 14 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: January 31st, 2010

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Statistics

Level: 34
Strength: 87
Defense: 84
Speed: 84
Health: 83
HP: 83/83
Intelligence: 15
Books Read: 14
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Weapons Expert

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[b][size="10pt"][color="navy"]So I was just minding my own business you know, swimming in the sea. I was about to lay my eggs when I noticed something fishy. I was unable to lay them, and my stomach was hurting like all hell.

Of course I was rushed to a nearby hospital, an underwater hospital to boot. Anyway, here I was on this hospital bed when this surgeon comes along and tells me I need a C-section. A C-section? On a fish? I didn't know that was even possible.

There was no time for questions though as I was rushed into the ER. Underwater surgery? Sound absurd? What is even more absurd is that the surgeons were actually able to mess up this supposedly routine operation and I ended up belly-up. Good job doctors.

Not only did they kill me, but they were only able to salvage three of my eggs. Three?! Out of the hundreds of eggs that I produced, that was all they were able to save? Doctors are so unreliable these days.

If that isn't bad enough, while my carcass was left laying there, my spawn is entrusted to none other than their [url="http://www.subeta.net/petinfo.php?petid=910195"]clown[/url] of a father.

Great, just great. What is this? Some kind of "Finding Nemo" ripoff?[/color][/size][/b]