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Patchface has a minion!

Shireen the Raccoon

Patchface
Legacy Name: Patchface

The

Nostalgic Warador
Owner:

Integrity

Age: 14 years, 3 months, 1 week

Born: February 16th, 2010

Adopted: 14 years, 3 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: February 16th, 2010

Nominate Pet for Spotlight

Statistics

Level: 181
Strength: 251
Defense: 145
Speed: 124
Health: 333
HP: 330/333
Intelligence: 477
Books Read: 471
Food Eaten: 1621
Job: Mens Specialist

I know, I know! Oh, Oh, Oh!

Fool's blood, King's blood, blood on the maiden's thigh.
but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye aye aye.
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Two unlikely best friends went out for an afternoon walk in King's Landing. Patchface, a round jester. And, Hot Pie, an orphan baker's boy, who is equally round.
They reached the Kingsroad and before they crossed Hot Pie turned to Patchface and asked. "Do I look like Hot Pie?"
"Aye! Aye! Aye!" replied Patchface.
"Will I look like Hot Pie forever?" Hot Pie asked with doubt in his voice.
"Lemon cakes! Cold danish! Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie! But not forever!" Patchface began to sing and hop around. The bells on his hat rang along with his singing.
Hot Pie began to cry! He ran across the Kingsroad only to get trampled by Stranger, The Hound's horse.
Patchface cartwheeled over to Hot Pie's mangled body.

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He was dead.
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Patchface lay next to Hot Pie's dead body and began to sob.
"Lemon cakes! Cold danish! Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie! But not forever!" He sang in between sobs. "Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie... PIE-EVER!"
(That means longer than forever and 5eva)
Send a raven to your bannermen if you cry every time.
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"The shadows come to dance, my lord, dance my lord, dance my lord."

Patchface is the half-wit fool at Dragonstone. His face is tattooed in motley, earning his name.
He is soft and obese. He is subject to twitches and trembles.
He has a broad face that is tattooed in a pattern of green and red squares.
He has become the companion of Shireen Baratheon, herself already a sullen child, who sometimes enjoys his jests and other times seems disturbed by them.