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Dr. Seuss has a minion!

Cara the Blukiti




Dr. Seuss
Legacy Name: Dr. Seuss


The Arid Feli
Owner: Hippogriff

Age: 13 years, 11 months, 5 days

Born: June 12th, 2010

Adopted: 13 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

Adopted: June 12th, 2010

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Store Clerk


Seuss was staring out of his office window with a smirk on his face. The light of day began to sink behind the cold mountains as he began to lick his front paw clean of an odd red liquid. He was deeply enjoying the sinking of the hash sun when small blue kitten jumped unto the windowpane in front of him.
Master, he's arrived.
Seuss glanced at her as his face fell from a smirk to a frown.
Very good, Cara. Let him in.
Cara jumped to the floor and run under a small door towards the back of the office.
Seuss turned his attention to the large double doors in the front. He twitched a few whiskers nervously as one of the long handles began to turn. The door creaked open to reveal a tall man with long black hair and a flowing dark green kimono.
The man spoke in a low melodic voice
Doctor, how nice to see you. I have waited all too long for your latest report.
Seuss gave him a toothy grin
Master, I've been working diligently. I don't have enough fresh subjects to complete…
The man raised his hand in interruption
That is not at all my concern, Doctor. I told you to gather what you needed by any means necessary. Tell me what significant progress you have made before I see you as a liability rather than an asset.
Seuss felt the hairs on his back raise as he jumped to a nearby desk. He rummaged through a few papers before pulling out a sheet covered with various stains.
Ah… here master. My latest results. I’m very close to completing the first subject but…

Youre wrong as the deuce
And you shouldnt rejoice
If youre calling him Seuss.
He pronounces it Soice!
~Alexander Liang

Pet Treasure


Dragon Blood

Vampire Tattoos

Stone Skull Totem

Blue Fireside Flame

Red Striped Hat

Torch Red Bow Tie

Stinging Vial

Lotus Vial

Bulbous Vial

Vaguely Sticky Vial

Dark Matter Dice Drinking Game Rules

Unholy Pages

Shadowglen Fairy Tales

The Death Book

The Unliving Speak

Teenage Zombie Diary

How to Prepare Eyes

Dark Confessions

Darkmatter Tombstone of Smacking

Harvested Heart

Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie

Stolen Rotten Arm

Harvested Kidney

Stolen Pieces of Bone

Mystery Meat

Anatomically Correct Lung Plushie

Anatomically Correct Stomach Plushie

Anatomically Correct Large Intestine Plushie

Harvested Lung Piece

Anatomically Correct Kidney Plushie

Anatomically Correct Pancreas Plushie

Anatomically Correct Liver Plushie

Heye

Grave Reminder

Morostide Bone Stickies

Dark Dust

Newly Dug Grave Beanbag

Tombstone Eraser

Grave Digging Sticker

Ghastly Gruesome Graveyard Ghost Stories

Vampires Accessory Trunk

13th Cat

Hovering Misfortunat

Maliss

Maliss Plushie

Silly Black Kitty Plushie

Mollycuddle

Targit

Emeow

Scaredy Cat

Silly Black and White Kitty Plushie

Twilight Feli Plushie

Pet Friends


Geisel

Ryutaro