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cavalier the Snooty Egg Cat
Despicable
Legacy Name: Despicable
The Field Demi
Owner: Joanne
Age: 13 years, 6 months, 2 weeks
Born: October 17th, 2010
Adopted: 13 years, 6 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: October 17th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 379
- Strength: 948
- Defense: 946
- Speed: 945
- Health: 945
- HP: 938/945
- Intelligence: 790
- Books Read: 777
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Hotel Chain Owner
'Later!' he mouthed, 'Later!'
She winked back at him again and disappeared behind the curtains. He sighed deeply to himself in relief. Women. Finally, he took the final few steps to the loving gaze of his wife.
'Where have you been? You told me you were going to the toilet fifteen bloody minutes ago! You chucking a big one?' She cackled.
He ignored her.
'Ugh. Your pimple is shooting out puss again,' he grimaced.
'Well that's none of your business, you sneaky devil,'
In actual fact, it was his business. He prided himself on exuberance, money and elegance; none of which she possessed. He was a splendid looking man, and sometimes he wondered why he was still with her. He ignored her again and, again wondering why, decided to sit down in his seat next to her.
'You seem tired. Why are you tired? You're panting like you've run a bloody marathon. Well there isn't anywhere to run here unless there's a bloody gym in first class. HAVE YOU BEEN SNEAKING OFF TO FIRST CLASS?' She yelled.
'Uhh... no,' he muttered. Technically this was wasn't a lie. More like a half lie. He hadn't been to first class.
'Ready for dinner?' the air hostess asked kindly.
Phew, he thought, saved by the bell... But why was this person's voice familiar?
He glanced up meekly, hoping to avoid his suspicions. Indeed, it was her. She didn't seem a bit flustered; instead, taking the opportune time to wink cheekily at him again.
'OI! WHY YOU WINKIN' AT ME HUSBAND?'
Oh no... No, no no.
'I'll ask you again! Why you hitting on him!?'
'Sorry, ma'am. He's your... husband? I'm so sorry, I thought you were his mother. I wouldn't have invited him to the toilet if I knew. I'm so, so sorry!' The air hostess blabbered.
'WHAT THE *&*%$YOU WHAT? YOU WHAT MY HUSBAND WHUT? YOU #$%&@ I WILL *$@#YOU UNTIL YOU @**&@&*ING @*#&*@'
She turned to look at me, her eyes alight. Maybe it was the hydraulics or maybe it was her body shaking to restrain herself from slugging the hostess but I felt her rage resonate to my core.
'How could you?' She fired at me, 'WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? YOU'RE DESPICABLE!'
♪Drink the poison lightly,
‘Cause there are deeper and darker things than you.
I’m not the one, I’m not the one who wants to hurt you.
You’d better find somebody else and get a hold of yourself.♫
Arespicable overlay by ARE ♥️
Plipspicable by Plipkat
Chocospicable by Choco ♥️
Wolfspicable by Werewolfeh
Pearlspicable +2 + 3 by Cupcake
Febspicable by february
Profile by me + graphic resources
Pet Treasure
Creation Confetti
Florae
Giant Stuffed Elephant Toy
Sun Lord Orb of the Dawn
Sonata
Petit Beanbag
Confetti Basket
Demi Strength Potion
Arid Pearl
Finvoila
Kutora
Angelberry Pie
Pure Matter
Oversized Soft Vinyl Experiment 3485 Toy
Hurley
Aeon
Scientist Tattoo Cards
Klawsion
Twerp
Shinwas Orb
Schnowi
Celovix
Sword of Love
Dragon Breath
Crystal Shard
Incredibly Creamy Angelcake
Childs Valentine
Darkheart Gem
Evil Surprise Snowball
Fluffip
Angelic Rod
Jacob the Anteater Doll
Mobo
White Chocolate Ontra
Arcane Summoning Circle
Cream Pearl
Shower of Kisses
Valentines Day Blob Kitty
Bebefrinkles
Large Gold Wing Relic
Wrog
Fruit of Deception
Soft Kitty Beanbag
Love Snowball
Frozen Heart Snowball
Floofy
Mobo
Luvkt
Heart Cake
Sunset
Shurikens of Love
Evil Lovely Whale Plushie
Pig In A Blanket Plushie
Frettchen
Ribboned Heart Lolly
Flarb
Vita
Smilla
Little Angel Doll
Tempestua Beanbag
Rockitty
Ball of Love
Goliath
Chaiki
Elephos
Shield of Love