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Hank Hill
Legacy Name: Hank Hill
The
Reborn DarkoniteOwner: sikkykins
Age: 15 years, 6 months, 1 week
Born: November 29th, 2010
Adopted: 15 years, 6 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: November 29th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
FULL NAME: Hank Rutherford Hill
GENDER: Male
BORN: New York City, 1955
OCCUPATION: Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane
SPOUSE: Peggy Hill
CHILDREN: Bobby (Robert) Hill
RELIGION: Methodist
HANK HILL QUOTES:
- I tell ya what
- Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you.
- I am the mac daddy of Heimlich County
- This is a carburetor. Take it apart, put it back together, repeat until you're normal.
- BOGGLE?!
- He always leaves the TV on the Game Show network. I'm not sure why it bothers me, but it does.
- Butane is the bastard gas.
- Dang it, I am sick and tired of everyone's asinine ideas about me. I'm not a redneck, and I'm not some Hollywood jerk. I'm something else entirely. I'm... I'm complicated!
- That jackass at the yoga center calls this one "Sun Salutation", but I prefer "Modified Roger Staubach."
- How do you like that? Peggy, come in here. A camera in the bedroom. This is kinda fun! This is Hank Hill with the news.
- I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come here.
- Bobby, there better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!
- Bobby, we've never talked about this before, but some day, I'm going to die. And when that happens, then you can go to cooking school.
- YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF, LOSER?!
Hank: I need a gnome. Not just any gnome, a Winklebottom.
Salesman: A Winklebottom? Why not just ask me to move a rainbow?
Hank: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.
- Dang it, Dale, or Bill, probably, Dale.
- America is my country and I love her. I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
Hank: Whats that smut your listening to?!
Bobby: Its not smut! Its Radio Disney!
GENDER: Male
BORN: New York City, 1955
OCCUPATION: Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane
SPOUSE: Peggy Hill
CHILDREN: Bobby (Robert) Hill
RELIGION: Methodist
HANK HILL QUOTES:
- I tell ya what
- Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you.
- I am the mac daddy of Heimlich County
- This is a carburetor. Take it apart, put it back together, repeat until you're normal.
- BOGGLE?!
- He always leaves the TV on the Game Show network. I'm not sure why it bothers me, but it does.
- Butane is the bastard gas.
- Dang it, I am sick and tired of everyone's asinine ideas about me. I'm not a redneck, and I'm not some Hollywood jerk. I'm something else entirely. I'm... I'm complicated!
- That jackass at the yoga center calls this one "Sun Salutation", but I prefer "Modified Roger Staubach."
- How do you like that? Peggy, come in here. A camera in the bedroom. This is kinda fun! This is Hank Hill with the news.
- I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come here.
- Bobby, there better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!
- Bobby, we've never talked about this before, but some day, I'm going to die. And when that happens, then you can go to cooking school.
- YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF, LOSER?!
Hank: I need a gnome. Not just any gnome, a Winklebottom.
Salesman: A Winklebottom? Why not just ask me to move a rainbow?
Hank: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.
- Dang it, Dale, or Bill, probably, Dale.
- America is my country and I love her. I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
Hank: Whats that smut your listening to?!
Bobby: Its not smut! Its Radio Disney!
Pet Treasure
Cooking with Gas
Patriotic Cookie
Juicy Steak
Slab of Raw Meat