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Alfred has a minion!

Winnie the Canard

Alfred
Legacy Name: Alfred J. Kwak

The

Chibi Mallarchy
Owner:

Evy

Age: 13 years, 3 months, 2 weeks

Born: January 16th, 2011

Adopted: 13 years, 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: January 16th, 2011

Statistics

Level: 42
Strength: 103
Defense: 102
Speed: 102
Health: 102
HP: 102/102
Intelligence: 89
Books Read: 71
Food Eaten: 614
Job: Mr. Manager

Name: Alfred Jodocus Kwak
Parents: Johan Sebastian and Anna Kwak
Raised by: Henk the Mole
Girlfriend: Winnie Wana
Archenemy: Dolf the Crow

Alfred is so merry, so very, very merry
He's even bright and cheerful when things are going wrong!

♫

So happy

I'm so happy today
So happy, so happy
I'm very happy
Like I never was before

I've been happy lots of times
Very happy, very happy
But so very happy
I've never been before

Sometimes I'm unhappy
Very unhappy
Sometimes I'm unhappy
Then I die out of grief

Sometimes I'm a bit neurotic
Psychotic and chaotic
Unstable and neogothic
But, obviously, not today

Sometimes I'm a bit neurotic
Psychotic and chaotic
Unstable and parasotic
But, obviously, not today

♫

♫

Drip drop drap

He flies, he waddles and he swims
He quacks for you and he quacks for her
He makes a big fuss
And if you sing him a song
He'll plunge, he'll dive and he'll swim
some for him

Drip drop drap
So nice in the water
Go home already
He'll drop by a bit later

♫