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Frit
Legacy Name: Frit

The

Hydrus Irion
Owner: Choco

Age: 15 years, 1 month, 4 weeks

Born: April 9th, 2011

Adopted: 15 years, 1 month, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: April 9th, 2011

Statistics

Level: 72
Strength: 165
Defense: 155
Speed: 148
Health: 156
HP: 119/156
Intelligence: 75
Books Read: 63
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Scuba Instructor

Art, Graphics by Choco

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Greetings, fellow members of the Internet community!
Ever heard of Frit? No?
Then I shall make my introduction now!

My name is Frit!
My job is the delivering of important and top secret goods!
What kind of goods you wonder? Well, isn't it obvious?

I am responsible for delivering your electronical messages, in short: e-Mail!

Yes, you heard correctly! Whenever you click the "send" button, I'll run to your outbox folder, snatch the important letter of yours,
and will deliver it to the ones you want me to.
You ask how I am able to do that? Haha, well, that's a secret!
Otherwise some strange bots would take over my job, probably! I don't want that.

Let me read out loud one of my favourite mails I ever delivered!
I can't tell who this one is from or who received it, otherwise I'd hurt some rules of my contract, haha. But listen:

Dear Mr. X,

I'll include all relevant information on this case in the attached files.
Do not ever give this information to anyone!
In case you have questions, call this number: xxx-111-xxxx-2.
A fellow member of my community will contact you afterwards.
Attachements
P.s.: This mail will destroy itself after ten minutes after arriving in your inbox.

Haha, that's good, isn't it? Unfortenately the attachements were empty, but oh well. The adress I had to deliver it to didn't exist, so I wanted to return the mail.. but the address it was sent from didn't exist either anymore!
So I am stuck with a mail which is top secret and will destroy itself..
Which is a lie! The only thing which blows up from time to time is me!

You probably ask yourself what I actually am.
Well, I am not sure myself. My daddy is a big elegant gryph with gigantic wings. You could park a car under them!
My mother is a little lion. She's so cute!
I am not sure how I was born exactly, but I got my majestic face from Daddy, while I got my beautiful body from Mum.
Unfortenately I seem to miss wings, so I couldn't become such a cool postman like my father is.. He's delivering letters all over the world.
And since I wanted to be an amazing postman, too, I trained a lot!
And a lot! I tried to fly, but without wings it was very hard to..
I even tried to walk the way I have to take to deliver the letters, but I always too late..
People got angry with me, since their invitations, bills and love letters didn't arrive fast enough..

Daddy was very disappointed, so I quited the job and looked for something else.
In the end a friend of mine recommended me to try out the Internet. It was a new technology which allowed people to exchange messages very quickly. Even much more quicker than Dad!
I was faszinated and tried to learn all things about it. One day a young man asked me whether I'd like to help him with delevoping a new messaging system.

It was a huge success!
As soon as he introduced it to the public, I got tons of jobs within seconds! I was overwhelmed!
I could use the new technology to deliver messages within a few minutes, no matter what size they are!

I finally found a job I could do. Mum was proud and Daddy as well!
And since they are millions of mails everyday, I asked my siblings whether they'd help.
And since most of use weren't born with wings, they gladly helped out.
Today we're about 1000 hard workers who deliver your mails safely and in the quickest way possible!

You successfully sent the mail!

Ohhh! Gotta grab this one! It goes to.. uhm.. California, it seems.
It was nice talking to you!
Oh, in case you wonder about my name: Mum loves fried stuff, so she called me Frit. It's French for fried, hehe.

See you in your next mail!

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