Information
Dwight K. Schrute
Legacy Name: Dwight K. Schrute
The Golden Anyu
Owner: Dunwich
Age: 13 years, 1 week
Born: May 13th, 2011
Adopted: 6 years, 5 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: November 23rd, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 44
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 100
- HP: 100/100
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Here is exactly 10 things about me:
- 1. I sell paper at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
- 2. I used to be Assistant To The Regional Manager, then the Assistant Regional Manager,
but I am now Acting ManagerI'm now only a Salesman. - 3. Jim Halpert is a terrible human being.
- 4. I associate myself with bears.
- 5. I inherited Schrute farms, a beat farm, and I run it with my cousin Mose.
- 6. Battle Star Galactica is the best show of all time
- 7. I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same…except I could fly.
- 8. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
- 9. I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
- 10. I don't tip people for jobs I can do myself.