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Dwight K. Schrute
Legacy Name: Dwight K. Schrute


The Golden Anyu
Owner: Dunwich

Age: 13 years, 1 week

Born: May 13th, 2011

Adopted: 6 years, 5 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: November 23rd, 2017

Statistics


  • Level: 44
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 100
     
  • HP: 100/100
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed




Here is exactly 10 things about me:
  1. 1. I sell paper at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
  2. 2. I used to be Assistant To The Regional Manager, then the Assistant Regional Manager, but I am now Acting Manager I'm now only a Salesman.
  3. 3. Jim Halpert is a terrible human being.
  4. 4. I associate myself with bears.
  5. 5. I inherited Schrute farms, a beat farm, and I run it with my cousin Mose.
  6. 6. Battle Star Galactica is the best show of all time
  7. 7. I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same…except I could fly.
  8. 8. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
  9. 9. I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
  10. 10. I don't tip people for jobs I can do myself.

Pet Treasure


Pet Friends


Jim Halpert
Co-Worker

Michael G. Scott
My Boss, to whom I am 100% loyal.