Fruity has a minion!

Gadget the Strawberry Jellyfish

greetings! i am fruitbot-101, and i will soon be the greatest companion for any lonely human! i am the prototype of the very first rechargeable pet that will soon be stocked on every shelf in the capitalist world! i can do everything an inferior organic companion can do, only much better!

in this modern era, owning an organic creature is a thing of the past! willingly continuing to spend money for food and supplies for a creature who periodically expels waste, does not speak, and will eventually die? illogical! when you own a fruitbot, you own a mess-free, conversational companion who will never die!

my fur is synthetic and hypoallergenic, and i currently am available in a soothing strawberry scent, but a lemon and blueberry model will be available upon my release! i require no food or water, and am completely self-sustainable as long as a charging pad is available for me to use, so you can leave me alone for as long as you please!

oh, you were wondering about my leg? my right hind ankle was purposely removed to test my complete regeneration abilities. if i am wounded, these complete regeneration abilities will allow me to restore myself to factory condition within five to seven weeks! unfortunately, the fruitbot team has not quite been able to replicate an organic creature's healing properties, much less a full regenerative process. do not worry though! the scientists behind fruitbot are hard at work, and i am confident they will have this feature fully functional for my worldwide release at selected locations!

i am expected to make my debut within the next five years! isn't that exciting! while you wait to purchase your own fruitbot, you can allow your own inferior organic companions to come to the natural end of their lifespan - you won't be needing them anymore! in the meantime, the fruitbot team is working out glitches and errors in my coding, including the regeneration issue, the occasional memory wipe, and the rare self-destruct mishap. once these minor errors to my mainframe are patched and i regenerate my right hind leg, i'll be the hottest gadget that money can buy! i can't wait to have a family of my own soon!