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Matlal has a minion!

Merana the Berana




Matlal


The Hydrus Xotl
Owner: AeriaLure

Age: 2 years, 2 weeks

Born: June 3rd, 2011

Adopted: 2 years, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: June 3rd, 2011


Pet Spotlight Winner
December 18th, 2011

Statistics


  • Level: 301
     
  • Strength: 753
     
  • Defense: 749
     
  • Speed: 748
     
  • Health: 748
     
  • HP: 558/748
     
  • Intelligence: 5
     
  • Books Read: 5
  • Food Eaten: 2
  • Job: Unemployed


Likes
BARON OMAD. THE LADIES. LARGE STICK. SWINGING GOURDS. VOODOO. CAPS LOCK.

Dislikes
PIG. DOG. PIGDOG. XOTL BABIES.


HAHAHAHAHA. Pigs.

The following are memorable Matlal Quotes:

WHY XOTL? WHY? MATLAL SEND THEM AWAY, DO NOT WANT XOTL, BUT HERE IS HYDRUS XOTL. SOMEONE IS LIKE TROLL TO ME! MATLAL SAY THAT RIGHT? SOMEONE IS TROLLER?
PIGS, YOU MAKE MATLAL VERY ANGRY. TAKE XOTL AWAY! DO NOT BRING ANY BACK AGAIN! NO RETURN OR EXCHANGE! FINAL SALE!


OH BARON, LOOK! YOUR BROTHER MANCHU! HE IS LIKE MATLAL BROTHER NOW: HE GO TO SERVE SEA WITCH, AND NOW HE LOOK VERY PROUD. MAYBE YOUR BROTHER NICER, THOUGH. HE GROW FINS FOR SWIMMING. MAYBE HE GO TO BOTTOM OF OCEAN AND GET AMY FINGER BONES FOR DINNER? THAT VERY NICE. MATLAL BROTHER NEVER MAKE DINNER.


MATLAL WORKING HARD IN ISLANDS, MAKING POISON FROM XOTL SLIME. HE MAKE CAGE, AND XOTLS MAKE BABIES. SO MANY BABIES.
TOO MANY CAGES NOW, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR MATLAL AND BARON. THEY EAT ALL FOOD, AND BARON CANNOT EVEN BITE THEIR FINGERS (TOO MANY POISON). PLEASE TAKE AWAY XOTLS, BUT DO NOT LICK XOTLS - YOU WILL DIE.
ACTUALLY, DO LICK.


MATLAL IS GENEROUS - I WILL OFFER MY SUPPORT FOR MANBEARPIG, PIRATE FIGUREHEAD. EVEN THE LOVABLE MANCHU LOVES MANBEARPIG. Note To User: Manbearpig = Angrybeard, the Pirate Cook.


WHAT IS PROBLEM WITH MY PICTURE? I SEND IT SO YOU CAN ALL BASK IN THE GLORY OF MATLAL. IT IS STILL VERY WARM ON OUR ISLANDS, AND SO I WILL LAUGH AT YOU STUPID PIGS WHILE I SUN MY GOURDS. THE BARON ALSO LIKES TO SUN HIS GOURDS. LEAF IS FOR PROTECTION OF INNOCENT EYES. MATLAL IS VERY GENEROUS.


SORRY, NO TIME TO TALK. I AM TOO BUSY BEHOLDING MY FINE, SWINGING GOURDS.


HMM. THIS TRIBUTE IS ACCEPTABLE. BUT WHY DO I LOOK SO SKINNY? WHERE DID MY RIPPLING MUSCLES AND TONED BUTTOCKS GO?


HAHAH. I LIKE THIS TEAM MATLANA. IT SOUNDS LIKE A CELEBRITY COUPLE IN YOUR DIRTY CITY TABLOIDS. Note To User: Matlana is the combination of Matlal and Merana. The "celebrity couple," is akin to Bragelina.


TOO MUCH TALK, NOT ENOUGH STABBY STABBY.


HAHAHAHA STURDY PELLETS TO THE SEA THE FISHES CAN BUILD CASTLES


WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY BALLS? IF YOU SHAKE THEM AND FLIP THEM OVER, A GREAT SURPRISE IS WAITING FOR YOU.


I AM EXTENDING MY STICK IN FRIENDSHIP. ANY WHO WISH TO MAY TAKE TURNS HOLDING MY LARGE STICK.


THE ISLAND LADIES WEEP AT MY SPLENDOR WHEN I ENTER A ROOM.


I WILL SIDE WITH MY BROTHER. MANBEARPIG IS TERRIBLE, AND HE ROAMS THE LAND ATTACKING HUMANS. I AM SUPER CEREAL


WE MEET AGAIN, MAMBEARPIG AND WORTHLESS SIDEKICK. I HAVE A FORTUNE FOR YOU: YOU WILL RECEIVE AN UNEXPECTED VOODOO CURSE. Note To User: The "Worthless Sidekick" he refers to is Anabelle.


LEE MUUUR? WHAT IS THIS LEMUR? THE BARON IS A MANCHU, STUPID PIG.


MY PELLET WALLS ARE STURDIEST IN THE VILLAGE. WHEN TYPHOONS COME, YOU WILL BE WASHED AWAY AND I WILL STILL BE FINE IN MY POOHOUSE, AND I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR STUPID DROWNED BODY


Behold Mat-Lawl's Scribbles Works of Magnificence
The following were actual images drawn by [NPC] Matlal Either left on the forums, or left in my user comments.

From Matlal to AeriaLure
Tuesday June 21st 2011 10:29:55 pm
YOU ASK FOR PICTURE OF ME TAKING POISON FROM XOTL? YOU TRY TO STEAL MY POISON TECHNIQUE! YOU THINK I AM STUPID ISLANDER, PIG?

INSTEAD I MAKE YOU PAINTING OF PROPER XOTL DISPOSAL PROCEDURE. YOU MUST PICK UP YOUR BARON, OR THEY CLIMB HIM AND HE VERY ANGRY.

From Matlal to AeriaLure
Saturday November 21st 2009 11:50:20 pm
No comments were left with this image. I'm not sure why he's bleached, but I'm assuming he swam across the ocean to come over for Thanksgiving... Naked...with a fig leaf for modesty xD


Matlal on the forums (Thread titled: "Some Love for Kahaleitzli!")
August 26th 2009 9:51 pm
MATLAL BRING A TRIBUTE. I AM MOST GRACIOUS


Matlal on the Forums (Thread titled: "WOT... Does not compute :s")
August 19th 2009 7:37 pm
I WILL POSE FOR YOU


Matlal on the Forums (Thread titled: "WOT... Does not compute :s")
August 19th 2009 5:39 pm
PIGS, I HAVE MADE YOU A VOODOO APPROVED IMAGE OF OUR PARTNERSHIP

IN THE ORIGINAL, WE ARE BOTH DISROBED, BUT THAT IS FOR MY PRIVATE COLLECTION.



Matlal vs. Aeria

Matlal: AeriaPig. WHERE WE GET:
Exploring The World of Merana
Bleached Red Rreign Voodoo Doll
Dyed Red Rreign Voodoo Doll
Feli Voodoo Plushie
Ghostly Voodoo Plushie
Love Voodoo Plushie
Rainbow Voodoo Doll
Snowman Voodoo Doll
Tigrean Voodoo Plushie
Trapped Voodoo Doll
Undyed Red Rreign Voodoo Doll
Voodoo Bovyne Plushie
Voodoo Montre Plushie
Suckling Pig
Tribal Fisher Body Paint
Innocent Amy Plushie

AeriaLure: Are you kidding? Will we be funding your spending habit by selling your organs on the Subeta Black Market?

Matlal: WHAT IS FUNDS? I GIVE YOU SPECIAL BROWN "MUD," FOUND NEAR POOHOUSE. YOU SELL. TELL OUTSIDERS IS FACIAL MASK. APPLY LIBERALLY. MAYBE 1/4 INCH THICK, LEAVE ON 15 MINUTES, WASH (OR NO WASH, DEPEND ON PREFERENCE). ONE WEEK, TWO TIMES -- MORE IF WANT. BARON MAKE MORE "MUD" IF YOU GET MORE FINGERS. YOU BUY HIM:

Finger on a Stick
Cherry Finger Licker
Kiwi Finger Licker
Lemon Finger Licker
Orange Finger Licker
Spinach Finger Licker

AeriaLure: I don't think anyone wants to buy your mud mask...

Matlal: TELL LADIES MASK PROMOTE FACIAL HAIR GROWTH. IF LUCKY, GET HAIR ON CHEST TOO.

AeriaLure: Women don't WANT that excess hair.

Matlal: THEY GET HAIR ANYWAYS. WHY WOMEN ALL "WANT LONG HAIR," NO HAVE LONG HAIR; "WANT SEXY BODY," NO SEXY BODY, ONLY FLABBY FLABBY. ALWAYS WANT WHAT CAN'T HAVE. MATLAL GIVE WHAT NO WOMAN WANT! -HMM- AERIAPIG SELL MUD MASK. BARON WORK ON "MANCH-URINE ACID STRIP." HELP RID EXCESS HAIR.


Extending Stick in Friendship

MATLAL THANK FOLLOWING PIGS FOR ENHANCING MATLAL EXPERIENCE:
Beldam Magical Keepsake Box
Blanche Matlal Bobblehead
Georgie Magical Keepsake Box (x5)
gimme Magical Keepsake Box
Indigo Magical Keepsake Box (x25, MATLAL RENAME YOU MKB Addicts Dealer)
Kushina Baron Omad Hair Tuft
LizBlackDog Magical Keepsake Box (x5), Deranged Reject Voodoo Plushie, Amy Bobblehead, Cursed Voodoo Coffin
User not found (1): Rulire Bunny Voodoo Doll, Red Silly Masquerade, Blue Silly Masquerade
User not found (1): consecrate Nuclear Xotl Plushie
User not found (1): xin Piggy Balloon
Anonymous Gifts: Tribal Priest Body Paint


Credits

Original Matlal Battle Coliseum art by Lavabeast
Scribe art by bean
Matlal Scribbles by [NPC] Matlal
Profile by Pepsi
Background Stock image by camaryn-wallpaper.deviantart.com

Pet Treasure


Brainy Pig Balloon

Iggi

Matlal Plushie

Matlal Bobblehead

Signed Matlal Biography

Baron Omad Plushie

Nostalgic Manchu Toy

Nostalgic Manchu Instructions

Kahaleitzli Bobblehead

Songaa Bobblehead

Songaa Plushie

Temictzin Bobblehead

Kohia Bobblehead

Merana Beanbag

Chibi Merana Bobblehead Doll

Merana Plushie

Collectible Merana Plushie

Captain Jacques Bobblehead

Rita Bobblehead

Dirty Matty Bobblehead

Anabelle Bobblehead

Angrybeard Bobblehead

Manbearpig! Sticker

Daisy Memento

Amy Bobblehead

Waterlogged Daisy

Uncharted Land Map Piece #1

Uncharted Land Map Piece #2

Uncharted Land Map Piece #3

Uncharted Land Map Piece #4

Uncharted Land Map Piece #5

Uncharted Land Map Piece #6

Uncharted Land Map Piece #7

Uncharted Land Map Piece #8

Uncharted Land Map Piece #9

Merana Cameo Brooch

Shinwa Cameo Brooch

Amy Plushie

Matlals Jewels

Baron Omad Hair Tuft

M Sticker

Warted Orange Gourd

Bicolor Warted Spoon Gourd

A Sticker

Bicolor Autumn Wings Gourd

Gourd

T Sticker

Bicolor Pear Gourd

Bicolor Spoon Gourd

L sticker

Multicolor Autumn Wings Gourd

Green and White Autumn Wings Gourd

A Sticker

Green-Tipped Finger Gourd

Striped Finger Gourd

L sticker

Green Striped Spoon Gourd

Green Striped Pear Gourd

Flat Striped Gourd

Wood Nymph Decorative Gourd

I Love Manchus Tee

Shrine of the Silver Manchu

B Sticker

Licorice Finger Licker

Grape Finger Licker

A Sticker

Water Finger Licker

Raspberry Finger Licker

R Sticker

Drool Sauce With Fried Fingers

Brain Sauce With Fried Fingers

O Sticker

Finger Food

Blue Voodoo Doll

N Sticker

Twilight Voodoo Doll

Dark Matter Voodoo Doll

Finger Trap

Keiths Cursed Voodoo Doll

Arid Voodoo Doll

O Sticker

Voodoo Doll

Bloodred Voodoo Doll

M Sticker

Green Voodoo Doll

Graveyard Voodoo Doll

A Sticker

Blue Silly Masquerade Voodoo Doll

Red Silly Masquerade Voodoo Doll

D Sticker

Bunny Voodoo Doll

Cursed Voodoo Coffin

Dark Shaman Effigy

Deranged Reject Voodoo Plushie

Voodoo Doll Sticker

Plain Rag Doll

Pumpkin Voodoo Doll

Cursed Voodoo Doll

Voodoo Plushie

Voodoo Beanbag

Single Fig Leaf

Tribal Fisher Grass Wrap

Tribal Fisher Grass Skirt

Fresh-Cut Grass Skirt

Dried Out Grass Skirt

Festively Plump Piggie

Piggy Bobblehead Doll

Piggy Balloon

Zodiac Pig Spirit

Large Pig Balloon

Pigmato

Pig Shaped Snowball

Lilac Xotl Elixir

Nuclear Xotl Plushie

Twilight Xotl Plushie

Hydrus Xotl Plushie

Tribal Priest Body Paint

Sunken Ship Terrarium

Deserted Island Terrarium

Big Gourd Book

Pet Friends