Information
Nerd
Legacy Name: Nerd_478
The Galactic Tigrean
Owner: Lesbiven
Age: 12 years, 9 months, 2 weeks
Born: August 3rd, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 9 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: August 3rd, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
When little gamer nerds go to sleep at night, they dream of being able to beat the legendary fightingxtigerx246. This, of course, never will happen. No matter how little homework they have, or how much homework they're willing to blow off, they'll never be able to beat a twenty-three year old with no job, and a video game history that dates back to before these junior high students were even born. You see, Jian Chang is a legend. His characters are always in the top leveled and top scoring ranking for pretty much every game that ever mattered. There is good reason for this, too.The first reason is that Jian is Asian. It is obvious that everyone is good at whatever their country of origin is good at. Example? White Americans are really good at eating cheeseburgers and gaining weight. Jian is really good at video games. It balances out. The second reason is that Jian is smart. If he were not so, he would not have been able to pass through school with decent enough grades to shut his parents up, while having all the time in the world to blow off homework. The third reason is that Jian's parents are wealthy enough to pay to get their lazy son out of their basement and into an apartment with four other people who don't care much if they don't get to use the TV or computer twenty hours out of the day. They also, for that matter, don't mind always losing to Jian in Mario Kart, because unlike him, they "have a life". The fourth reason is that Jian has never cared much for those three words. You know, the ones about having a life. In his opinion, most people are stupid and dramatic and it's better to simply vent your frustration by shooting monsters and blowing shit up.
As chance would have it, Jian is not a three hundred pound drooling recluse. He has kissed a girl (more than one. and he's gotten past first base). He does have friends. They just have to live with the fact that he will beat them in every arcade game ever, by a landslide. They have to be the thick-skinned kind of friends, however, as Jian has a bit of an annoying tendency of being...well, a bit annoying. He's loud, sarcastic, lazy, a bit of a braggart, and loves nothing better than yelling insults at people. Sure, he's a bit hilarious, and it's easy to discount his pwning when one acknowledges the fact that the only thing he does with his life is play video games, but it takes the mature person to put up with him.
When it comes down to it, not many people would want to go through the trouble of putting up with Jian for long periods of time. In the end, most people grudgingly harbor a love-hate relationship for the biggest geek to ever geek.
Pet Treasure
Illegible Ping Instructions
Illegible Invaders Instructions
Illegible Detrix Instructions
Zims Professional Gamer Sticker
Key Club
Heart Piece
Marco Plushie
Lorenzo Plushie
Princess Nectarine Plushie
Dinoshi Plushie
Towser Plushie
Monkey Cong Plushie
Zoogle
Plinkachoo Doll
Budasaur Doll
Squirreltle Doll
Charamber Doll
Pearow Doll
Caterpoo Doll
Bigglyduff Doll
Moon and Sun Betamon Badge
Thunder Betamon Badge
Midnight Betamon Badge
Betamon: Crimson Gamepet Game
Betamon: Azure Gamepet Game
Super Plumber Guys Gamepet Game
Legend of Hilda Gamepet Game
Planetoid Gamepet Game
Monkey Cong Gamepet Game
Detrix Gamepet Game
Sun Gamepet
Golden GamePet
Field Gamepet
Dusk Gamepet
Lilac Gamepet
Dawn Gamepet
Arid Gamepet
Twilight Gamepet
MaxHP AA Batteries
Original Gamer Control
Red Rad Game System
Orange Rad Game System
Yellow Rad Game System
Green Rad Game System
Blue Rad Game System
Purple Rad Game System
Pink Rad Game System
White Rad Game System
Red Rad Wireless Controller
Orange Rad Wireless Controller
Yellow Rad Wireless Controller
Green Rad Wireless Controller
Blue Rad Wireless Controller
Purple Rad Wireless Controller
Pink Rad Wireless Controller
White Rad Wireless Controller
Pink Precision Gaming Mouse
Red Precision Gaming Mouse
Orange Precision Gaming Mouse
Yellow Precision Gaming Mouse
Green Precision Gaming Mouse
Blue Precision Gaming Mouse
Blue Gaming Headset
Green Gaming Headset
Yellow Gaming Headset
Red Gaming Headset
Pink Gaming Headset
Orange Gaming Headset
Joystick
Red Game Controller
Purple Game Controller
Blue Game Controller
Green Game Controller
Black Game Controller
White Game Controller